"I'll bet you never knew a brighter bulb than I," said the lightbulb.
"HOLY SHIZ! A TALKING LIGHTBULB!" said Jess.

Me in a few words:
...Hm. I'm coming up with a blank. I really don't know what to say! Talking about yourself is really hard to do...oh well

Name: Jessica
Age: Teenager. You dont need to know specifics
Stuffs I Like To Do: Read, Write, Watch horror movies, Hang with friends, Sleep, Flirt, Have a great time
Appearance: Black hair (naturally blonde, but whatever, i can dye it what I want), round blue eyes, short (5',3''), smallish bone structure, thin-ish (poor self-esteem would be a thing to add)
Personality: Painfully shy until you get me to open up (then you'll never hear the end of me), hyper, friendly, tries not to be judgemental, random