No one likes self-inserts. Never knew why. So imagine my surprise when I die and am given the chance to continue living with a new life on Remnant. And with what I know of what's to come, should I try to stop it? CAN I stop it? Or am I in over my head? Well...there's only one way to find out. Time to see what all the fuss is about. (SI/OC) (Colt/?) (DISCONTINUED; REWRITE IS OUT)

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Four Hundred Thousand players log into the much anticipated Warhammer 40K Apocalypse Online, only to find themselves trapped inside with no way out. 40K SAO crossover. Chapter 47 up.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Freshly graduated from the Imperial Academy of Onmyoji, Hiiraga Saito decides to take the longer scenic route on his way to his posting. Then, all of a sudden, he is teleported to a strange country ruled by Western Wizards by a small pink-haired mage. Saito has one question: What the heck is going on here? Harem, M-Rated later on. Cover Image by DARKPHANTOM13. Has TVTropes Page!

An American commits cultural appropriation against a hapless Japanese youth. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers.

Jaune, an average boy with ambitious dreams, woke up one day and found that he was drugged. What else could cause the floating window in front of him, saying he was now living a video game. M for standard vice and violence

Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC

She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Now on Book Two: Rebirth.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.

Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.

Saul Dewitt is an average man living in Japan, having moved there from America, buying a house from a nice family with a kid. While he's there, the existence of Liminals, people with animal features is revealed, along with a bill and a program to exchange cultures, and he is chosen to host one. And, well, life changes. A lot. A Self-Insert, for the most part.

One day, a young student of Signal Academy receives a package from home, containing the journal of a long dead relative. But what is Jaune Arc going to do with said journal, and how will it change not only his world, but that of those around him?

Sequel to Desert Flower, so read that first or you'll be lost. NarutoxGaara not yaoi. Intrigued? Read and Review Please! Also featuring ShikamaruxTemari and ShinoxHinata in the background. May be more pairings later. Lowered rating to T because I don't think there's anything M in it now that I know where I'm going with it.

When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7

On a class trip to London Harriet Lily Potter found a little black book lying on the ground, and suddenly, destiny shifted. Fem!Harry Diary!Tom Eventual TMR/HP Currently in year 5. On Hiatus. (but not abandoned)

"Abandon your fear Ichigo, face forward. Move forward and never stop. Retreat and you will age, hesitate...and you will die. Together, we will ascend and tear the very heavens asunder." With a better connection to his zanpakuto than we have seen before, Ichigo will finally fully realize his vast potential. BAMF Ichigo

For three years, I have lost to Hana "Dva" Song in the Gaming World Championships. But this year, after nearly defeating her last time, I planned on finally capturing gold. However, just when my preparations are nearly complete, the rules are changed: This year's Starcraft II competition will be co-op based, and my teammate is my best friend and worst enemy.

When the Dursleys go to Japan, Dudley accidentally activates a security in MBI's locals that kill them. Now, what will MBI and Karasuba do with the child they found when they checked the Dursleys' car? Rated M for mention of torture and child abuse, and future language and gore. There will be some Dumbledore, Potters, and some Weasley Alive!Potters [DISCONTINUED]

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions; nobody knows this better than me. But who am I? Well, imagine your average self-insert, then remove any foreknowledge of the universe you've been inserted to. You're going to befriend the first people to help you once you're there, right? Well, in my case, that meant Cinder...

Instead of Pyrrha Awaking Jaune's power. Under a Life or Death moment in the Emerald Forest, Jaune awakens his own power...and a dark one at that.

Barrigan didn't die like everyone thought. He survived through his crown and fell into the Elemental Countries before being found by the Shodaime Hokage only to be sealed away out of fear. Many years later, Naruto finds the crown in the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, and put its on...with interesting results.

"Taichi Yamanaka. That's my new name." See what the addition of another Yamanaka will do to the timeline. Will he screw everything up? Probably. Semi-SI OC fic. 'M' for bits of violence and language.

Purebloods have always been obsessed with maintaining their bloodlines. What was this based on? What is the origin of these traditions? Or rather WHO? As always Harry finds himself in the oddest situations. But finding himself face to face with the Progenitor of Magic Itself? That's certainly not what he expected when he got out of bed in the morning.

Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before

Ever hear of the ancient Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times"? Yeah, well, it sucks. Granted, my day to day life wasn't anything adventure filled, but there's a difference between regular daily life and suddenly being surrounded by black beasts attempting to eat me! SI, M for violence, cursing, alcohol in later chapters. First go at writing a fanfiction.

She has existed before the kingdoms, before Dust, before Aura and even before the Grimm. She cares nothing for man or his creation and will see them all burn to ashes at her feet. She has only ever felt love for one but he was taken away before her very eyes, at least that's what she thought. Now she knows he's alive and nothing will stop her from taking him back. Art By Exvinir

A semblance is a unique thing. Ruby can go at super speed, Yang transforms damage she takes into power, Blake has her clones, Weiss has her glyphs, and Pyrrha has her magnetism. One day without knowing, Jaune unlocks his semblance. However, unlike the others, his is not only weird but way overpowered. "So… You eat things and get their ability?" Re:Monster elements. Harem ensured.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

When he dies on the second Death Star, Darth Vader is transported to his younger body, during the start of the Clone Wars. The galaxy will never be the same again.

Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

Sequel to Beacon's Effect. Now that the Battle of Citadel is over, I have to decide what to do next. SI/OC/AU. I do not own Mass Effect or any of its characters. I only own what I create. Rated M for language/violence/Romance. Please Rate and Comment! I welcome all ideas/ criticism/ comments! Complete. CHECK OUT THE SEQUEL: Beacons' Effect 3: Awakening!

Harry takes inspiration from a manga called Fairy Tail, as well as the great creation we call "The Internet". What follows is a different path taken. A path of strife, rebellion, and above all, power. Welcome to the New Age. Timeline moved to the 2010s. Eventual X-over with Devil May Cry 3, Stargate: SG-1, Smallville, Dresden Files and Ranma.

There's a girl with the powers of a god, but lacking the drive. Then there's a boy with all the motivation in the world, and a small notebook to take it on with. AKA, when Hariel Potter met Light Yagami. FemHarry

Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!

Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.

Galileo: Great Mind; Einstein: Extraordinary Mind; John Nash: Beautiful Mind; Light Yagami: Brilliant Mind; Me: ...Never mind. Lack of academic intelligence is never an asset. And to think, I still managed to create so much trouble all because I was in the way of a stupid motorcycle... LightOC

While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto

Winter Schnee, older sister of Weiss Schnee, is here to visit Beacon and the upcoming tournament. Thanks to Ruby Rose's tendencies to speak before she thinks, things don't pan out as Winter expected. Pairing is WhiterRose, not WhiteRose.

After Jiraiya left Naruto alone on one of his 'Research' projects. Naruto Finds a mysterious armor with several secrets hidden inside it. Smart/Strong-Naruto, un-caring-Naruto, easily-pissed-Naruto. non-cannon-acting-Naruto.

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.

One day, Nora Valkyrie ponders on Jaune Arc's kindness, and mistakes it as a sign of affection towards her. She decides to return those feelings and become his girlfriend. Jaune's in shock, Yang, Blake, and Weiss are confused, and the less said about Pyrrha & Ruby's feelings the better. Ren? He's enjoying his new found downtime. Written because the world needs more Nora x Jaune.

What if you, an ordinary person, somehow ended up beating Khorne and so end up becoming the Blood God yourself? This is what happens to poor trooper Soloman Castern of the Imperial Guard. And then madness and mayhem ensues... an attempted comedy of 40K: has a mix of random slapstick and an absurd, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" style of humour. Read and enjoy!

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

Hawk Magnus was just escaping some of his school's bullies while on the way to a convention, he wasn't expecting that green circle to be in his way nor was he expecting to be summoned to a world of magic and obtaining powers himself. Now armed with the powers of a villain, he has arrived to Halkeginia as Louise's Familiar. What adventures await him there? S2 - Chapter 12 is up!

Harry Potter, a vampire freak, is betrayed by his best friend and falls into the veil to... Vale. Taking on his godfather's name, he forges his own way in this new and violent world where monsters exist not only in men. H/Y/B, snowy couple is mentioned

Part two in the Subject 23 series. After dealing with his past, 23 must move on to the future. A suicide mission, a dangerous romance, outrunning Cerberus, and dealing with Subject 47. Reapers are the least of their problems as the Normandy crew struggles to maintain their sanity in a galaxy soon at war. Tali/OC, Shepard/ GV.

Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru

Kinda self-explanatory

What happens when the world of Kamen Rider comes to life in ours. Rated M for violence, language, and possible implied sexual content. Features concepts from Kamen Rider Kuuga all the way to Decade. UPDATE: Chapter 5 is now up.

Two girls on a study abroad program in Japan never expected to meet a dying man with a strange bird-like arm while wandering around town. When Shingo dies, Ankh must train Eiji's successor as he takes on a new body and leads a new life outside Japan. AU

Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...

Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.

This is story #2 of 4 that have major characters personal memories removed and their souls switched around to see how they’d do. In case you were wondering this is Ichigo from Bleach switched out with Naruto. Not a one shot.

'Look how far you've gone, Pepper.' She sarcastically primed herself, cynically reprimanding everything she'd ever done to lead up to this moment, staring into fate lined on a shelf. 'You're killing Tony Stark's baby.'

More randomness from the person with a realy warped brain. Ever wondered what a Noncodex chapter gets upto when not trying to kill Traitors and Monsters? well wonder no more!

An otaku awakes and finds himself in one of the worst anime to selfinsert in. Final Chapter 13 up.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.