Laundry: What's up, buhrooo?

ZucchiniBiscuits(ZeeBee): PSH, nothin' much, broskie. OMFG, what's happenin'?? :D

Nothin' but good times, and my fingers... petting... THIS CAT.

Dude, Voldemort's enjoying the one on one, don't get me wrong, but don't you think you're a bit too into it?? U:

Well, he's purring.

Like and engine, I know, love... ._.

(Is too busy drinking soda).

Fuck you, bro. Seriously. Oh my Christ. x3

Maybe later... ;D

Don't flatter yourself P:

Wasn't trying to.

Then it's not as embarrassing that you didn't succeed ;D.

I have... no words for this...

I make many people speechless. Oink? What the fuck...??

I think you just turned into a pig... OINK.

Is that a fat joke? Are you calling me fat?????? ;n;

You were the one that oinked! So the... jokes on you.

You disgust me... with how retarded you are. I am disgusted. This is me... EW.

I just love to disgust you. It's my job.

Yeah? It's my job to hit people when they're being stupid. Sorry for the face bruise, broskie. ;D

(silent treatment). It WENT THROUGH MY NOSE/.

What the fuck, Katie. SERIOUSLY... What the fuck?? ._.

Not sure what you mean by that :D!

So you're disgusting AND an idiot ;D.

Why thank you, that was a complement to me ;D

You're so freaking dumb.

YOU'RE DUMB.

BRO FIST.