New laptop woop!!

I'm bored again to I'm back on this thing! I even hate my profile, why do i keep returning? :L

This is annoying me so I'm going to explain: 'What happens if you get scared half to death twice?' Ok, I've seen this on loads of profiles and I'm fed up so I will tell you. Nothing happens. You keep living. It's an infinite. I'll explain. Ok, say your life is the number 26. You get scared half to death so now your life is number 13. You get scared half to death again and it's 6.5. Again and its 3.25. It's a fricking infinite already! The same as trying to fill a square with circles. Infinite. You live still! I must be really nerdy for that to annoy me so much mustn't I? Ah, oh well, NERDFIGHTERS!

Right, so I don't actually want to be a writer or anything, I don't think, I don't want to be anything, might join the army, I just had one of these accounts so I can leave comments, but then of course I got really bored for like a month and started writing fanfiction, yay! Though it was totally crap then, I believe it is improved, no matter how small it's an imrpoovement.

Anyways...

About me not that anyone cares enless they are a creepy stalker or suspect me of being a creepy stalker, I'm creepy but not a stalker, do not worry. I'm female, I'm a little girl really, I won't lie and pretend I'm all mature and grown up like most teenagers, I'm young, naive and loving every minute of it! You can call me DdCw or R-chan. I'm very annoying, my voice especially -i'm hearing it as i read this and want to slap my computer, not that I'd ever hurt my baby- , it's all high pitched and happy, sometimes it makes me want to die just a little -it's not only the computer i get angry at-, now that sounded emo, I'm not emo, well maybe i dress a bit like one, wait no more gothic... hm... oh well that doesn't matter.

I like... Some things, but mostly don't have an opinion on like anything, I'm to lazy to care XD. Oooh, but I love the books 'the mortal instruments' by cassandra clare. Read them if you haven't already, so good, I love jace wayland! But I prefer the new series 'the infernal devices' though I can't decide if I like Will more yet. And, um, I like anime and manga, I like the rain and I like the sun and especially the wind and clouds and storms are just exciting, don't you think? I love sleeping and lying down not doing anything.

I dislike... Sakura from naruto (Although I love all fanfics about her, she's not as annoying in fanfiction I find) and Sasuke. That's probably about it, as I said, having opions takes up to much time and effort, oh i hate Light for what he did to L and Yuki from Fruit Baskets and Tadase from Shugo chara and quite a few anime/manga characters, i'm learning to form opinions! And Risa from DN angel, shit that girl pissed me off, both in the manga and anime!

If you want to chat (I swear I don't bite that much) you can drop me a PM I'm nice enough.

Right, anyone who reads Fairy Tail, is it just me that laughed for about an hour at volume 15, chapter 122's of front cover which said, 'With mountins and battles, on top is the place to be' don't you think theres a third option there? Just waiting to be laughed at? OH and in naruto 469, didn't you just want to punch Sakura so badly? I swear I was listing the ways I'd murder her if she didn't shut the hell up.

Can anyone tell me if I'm allowed to say fuck in a T rated fic? Because I'm not sure so I'm just going to go ahead and do it.

Amazing quotes from things like books and manga(most made me laugh):

It seems they don't like my hair or attitude. So there's no helping it... I'll just have to get my ear pierced now - Hatsuharu (Fruit Baskets).

Oh boy, watching twelve year olds kill each other, it just don't get better than this - Naruto Abridged if i remeber correctly.

Black suits and black ties, they are such a bunch of mafia wannabe's - Matsuda (Death Note).

You don't need a licence to fly this thing. Just play with your intuition and without knowing it, you'll be flying. - L (Death Note).

He can speak! Mogi-san is some guy! - Near (Death Note).

When it's all over we still have to clear up - Not sure who said that...

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for - Jace (Mortal Instruments).

I dont want to grow up, i want to be an angst ridden teenager who cant confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead - Jace (Mortal Instruments).

My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But your much too young to be a police officer.' - Jace (MI).

You look happy. And a good thing for you that she does" - Simon
Is this the part where you tell me if I hurt her, you'll kill me? - Jace
No. If you hurt Clary, she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons. - Simon (MI)

It says 'Shadowhunters; looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234. - Jace (MI again, anyone noticing a pattern?)

It's the mortal Cup, Jace, not the Mortal Toilet bowl. - Isabelle (MI)

you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' - Simon (MI)

The world is crazy, but at least it's getting regular analysis - it said that in an airport.

You could trace the belly scales of hate and come up howling - Poison wood bible I think, probably Adah.

Curiosity kill the cat, but i plan to land on my feet - Not sure where that's from.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed. - Not sure either.

If wishes were horses then beggers would ride - John Ray (Who he is i have no idea)

The best part of believe is the lie - The amazing Fall Out Boy

If He is willing and is unable, He is feeble, if He is able and unwilling, He is envious, if He is neither willing nor able, He is both envious and feeble. - Philosophy guy, taken from writings of Lactantius.

If He made me in His image, then He's a failure to - Laura Marling.

It's absolutely Alice, you're absolutly Alice I'd know you anywhere, I'd know him anywhere! - Hatter

When in doubt, remain silent - Hamish (alice is wonderland 2010)

I love tadpoles on toast almost as much asi love caviar - the red queen/queen of hearts.

Swat him like a mosquito! - Joey (Yu-gi-oh)

Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain - Homer Simpson

There are things like lies that make people happy - I think that was from DNAngel

Your intellectual capacity is out of this world - meaning the vacuum of outer space - Poisonwood Bible

I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail. - there are a lot of quotes and variations like that i have no idea who that ones from

I'm as gay as a daffodil, my dear - lead singer of queen, sorry i forgets his name XD

I'll write more one day.

See I'm bored of rambling to stop me being bored now, so I'm going to shut up. So sorry if anyone actually bothered to read this, seriously, I'm sorry.

One more thing, who else finds it hilarious that the fear of long words is called Hippopotomstrosesquipedaliophobia? Like the longest word I ever heard. I was laughing for like ten minutes on my own in my room when I found that. F-U-N-N-Y!!!!!

I think I figured out why I write so much romance, it's because I don't believe in it, or love really, not like in books, films and what everyone describes it as anyway. I think it's just attraction and getting along really well so you don't want to be apart. Like best friends who're attracted to each other and have all the benefits :L. Well yeah because of this I figure I like to play about with in in my stories since it's like an element of the fantasy. So there will probably be romance in a lot of my upcoming fics too.

Deviantart: DaydreamCloudwatch daydreamercloudwatcher was too long :(.

Daydreamer-Cloudwatcher over and out. xxx