The school motto, which appears on the crest, is "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus," which means "Never tickle a sleeping dragon."

(Fred/George/Both)

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

YOU ARE OUR MINION!!

YOU DO WHAT WE SAY!

WE ARE OBSESSED WITH THE WEASLEY TWINS!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN YOU CAN

KISS OUR ASSES!!

We are Sierra and Tori, and we love Fred and George. And Oliver and James Phelps. They're absolutely amazing!

Hogwarts School Song

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.

Encyclopedia of Spells
Spells, charms, curses, and magical effects
A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P - Q - R - S - T - U - V - W - X - Y - Z

Encyclopedia of Potions
Potions, ingredients, and other potion-related terms
A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P - Q - R - S - T - U - V - W - X - Y - Z

Encyclopedia of Magical Items & Devices
Various magical items
A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P - Q - R - S - T - U - V - W - X - Y - Z

Encyclopedia of Magical and Mundane Plants
Plants from the mundane to the fantastic

Magical Theory & Essays about Magic
"The Rules" of Rowling's magical world

Miscellaneous Magic
Vanishing magic, movement magic, Occlumency, etc.

History of Magic
Timeline of magical events

Fields of Magical Study
Hogwarts curriculum

Dark Arts
Unforgivables, items, creatures, etc.

Types of Magical Beings
Werewolves, vampires, giants, ogres, etc.

Types of Magical Creatures

Kneazles, elves, pixies, etc.

Atlas of Hogwarts
Hogwarts and Environs (175k)
Ground floor
Dormitory
Hagrid's Cabin
Chamber of Secrets
Chamber of the Philosopher's Stone

Hogwarts: A History
beginnings
centuries of magical learning
events of the Twentieth Century
timeline of classes and staff - 1965 to the present

Tour the building and grounds
introduction to Hogwarts Castle
inside the castle
essay: How Big is Hogwarts?
by Neil Ward
the grounds
the forbidden forest
Room of Requirement

Daily Life at Hogwarts
academics
Quidditch
routines and schedules
detentions
House points
holidays
passwords
school song

Hogwarts Who's Who
staff members, past and present
students & houses
ghosts
other denizens of the castle

Miscellanea/Related Topics
Hogwarts Express
Hogsmeade
questions and mysteries
school motto
the name of the school
other magic schools

A Very Potter Musical/ Goin' back to Hogwarts

HARRY:
Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

Can't believe how cruel they are
and it stings my lighting scar
to know that they'll never ever give me what I want.

I know I don't deserve these
stupid rules made by the Dursleys
here on Privet drive.

Can't take all of these muggles,
but despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.

Im sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, its September, and Im skipping this town
Hey Its no mystery, theres nothing here for me now

I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
where everybody knows I'm cool.

Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
Its all that I love, and it's all that I need.
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back--

I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome

I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
and do it all with my best friend ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome

RON: yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome!

Dialogue

RON:
It's been so long, but we're going back
don't go for work, don't go there for class

HARRY:
As long as were together--

RON:
-- gonna kick some ass

HARRY & RON:
... and its gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm,
stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm

HERMIONE:
but let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
if we want to pass our OWLS!

Dialogue

HERMIONE:
I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start
what I lack in looks well I make up in heart,
and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome

this year I plan to study a lot...

RON:
that would be cool if you were actually hot

HARRY:
hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!

RON:
and that's cool...

HERMIONE:
... and that's totally awesome

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!

we're sick of summer and this waiting around
it's like we're sitting in the lost and found
don't take no sorcery
for anyone to see how...

we gotta get back to hogwarts
we gotta get back to school
we gotta get back to hogwarts
where everything is magic-cooooool

EVERYONE:
back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
-- I think we're going back...