Hello everyone, my name is Derek. I'm from Quebec Canada. I'm not really good at describing myself so I'll just use the words my friends use to describe me. I can eat quite a lot of food sometimes. My close friends call me various names such as The Fridge, Black hole, The Garburator and most recently The Abyss. I'm also known for having a very good memory and being accident prone. Though what I find defines me most is my determination or stubborn nature. If I decide on something I will never stop trying to achieve it. I am usually quite a logical thinker, but when there is something important to me logic no longer applies and I'll go to hell and back to achieve my goal.

Things I cannot tolerate (Trust me, you never want to do any of these things in front of me)

1.Those who blame others or outside forces for their failure. Accept your fault and try again.

2.Those who give up without even trying or quit after a single failure.

3.Those who intentionally cause pain to others.

4.Those who hurt my friends in any shape or form. (If you do this I suggest running now)

5.Those who judge others by color, race, disabilities etc.

6.Those who hold back against me. Going easy on me. I take it as a serious insult if people look down on me.

7.Those who call me weak. I may not be tall or incredibly strong, but I'll keep getting up again and again.

Things that are important to me:

1.My true friends and family.

2.Anime and manga..duhh

3.My dreams and goals.

4.Being weird. This is mandatory. If you're not weird you're just not very interesting :P

5.Never giving up...ever...I mean never.

6.Even though they are technically #1 there are a few people who have made my life better than I would have thought possible. Those 3 people are the most important people in my world. I cherish them above all else.

The difference between normal friends and my friends:

1.

Normal: Plan ahead of time to meet up with you.

My Friends: Show up in the middle of the night, set of fireworks in my front lawn and take me away for an adventure.

2.

Normal: Tries to encourage you after you fail.

My Friends: Piss you off until you force yourself to get up and do something.

3.

Normal: When someone makes fun of you they stand up for you.

My Friends: Fills the assholes sleeping bag with poison ivy.

4.

Normal: Birthday presents, manga/anime related things, money etc.

My Friends: Food and/or lubricant.

5.

Normal: Asks if you will share your food.

My Friends: Steal it away and turn it into a game of monkey in the middle.

As I mentioned I have 3 special friends which I just can't summarize due to there extreme awesomeness and weirdness but here is my attempt to describe this amazing trio.

First is man with a logical mind.

A person like him is hard to find.

You ask for his aid and he will be there.

But his job is not to take on your share.

He does not say to try or not

Only the way to have the best shot.

He gives you the facts and not another word

But if you listen victory is heard.

Next is a woman who is quite petite

But don't underestimate the strength of her feet.

A kick with enough force to shatter your bones

A powerful will that endures life with chromes.

She has two sides 1 light and 1 dark

Her bite as strong as her loudest bark.

A hug and a smile as warm as the hottest day

But her evil side's there so be careful okay?

Finally the 3rd of my life's big three.

Describing this one is no easy task for me.

She's smart so bright like a star in the night

She too has a dark side and man can she fight.

Her family and friends are her greatest treasure

Anime and Kung Fu are her greatest pleasures.

She's interesting and fun, she wants to travel the globe

By far the most competitive person I know (except me of course :D)

She makes your bad days good and your good days better

She can be the best of friends if you were to let her.

These friends are my life's big three

And they always bring out the best in me.

My favorite Quotes:

1.It doesn't not matter if something is possible or not. All that matters is if you want it or not. -One Piece

2.Try again, fail again, fail better.

3.Why is patience a virtue? Why can't hurry the fuck up be a virtue?

4.1st chances are given, 2nd chances are earned. After that you can go fuck yourself. - Me

5.Common sense is so rare it should be considered a fucking super power.

6.Boobs, they are filled with a man's hopes and dreams.

Pick 10 characters and answer the question below.

1.Natsu Dragneel

2.Monkey D. Luffy

3.Goku

4.Erza Scarlet

5. Nico Robin

6.Wendy Marvell

7.Gajeel

8.Laxus Dreyar

9.Nami

10.Portgas D. Ace

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?Fucking awesome!!

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?OH GOOD GOD NO!!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

God Dammit Goku!!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Well well well, sounds interesting XD

5 cooked you dinner?

Hell yes!!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I kind of feel like a pedophile :/

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

HAZA!!

8 got into the hospital somehow?That's not too surprising.

9 made fun of your friends?

Bring it on bitch!!

10 ignored you all the time?Hey Ace, you're not that hot.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Burn them alive.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Just keeps eating meat.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

He'll show up late and eat my cake.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Destroy the house with me in it.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Make a very dark joke.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

She'd be saying, good for you Derek-san.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Fight me.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Again, he would fight me.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

I get 90% of the winnings.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Laugh with me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Well I do have his tattoo.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Fucking called it!!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

No. Because he would eat everything.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Yuuri

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

That would be so fucking creepy.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Laugh and laugh and laugh XD

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

He's jealous he's the only one without a haircut.

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

You're a guy.

Number 9 asks you were you have been all his life

Putting all my savings far far away.

You see number 10 in front of a mirror, you say?

HIIIIIII