I'll just get this out of the way. I'm misanthropic-mindframe. I live in Illinois, although I will be changing that asafp. I'm an oldest child, a vegetarian, and I am hopelessly addicted to Country Bob's sauce. I'm a little on the wild side, and I tend to think outside of the box.

I treat people the way they treat me, so as long as you don't piss me off we will get along just fine.

I guess I should warn you, I've got a bit of a potty mouth. If that bothers you, then you should probably just avoid my stories.

I know my spelling isn't the best, but I try. I hate when people use "there" when they should have used "their" or "they're", so you probably won't catch me doing that.