"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

What will happen if Kamito enrolls Areishia Spirit Academy not as Kamito Kazehaya but Ren Ashbell? Slight AU. OP Kmito. My first story so don't bash it (too badly). Major LN spoilers, so be warned. Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance belongs to to Shimizu Yuu, I own nothing. [Slow Updates]

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.