Hello there! My name is unpronounceable, but my friends call me Coach.

As you could guess, I write fan-fiction. It's a thing I like to do to relieve stress

from my daily life and to get my neuron(or my equivalent, thereof) synapses firing.

I like pizza, long walks on the beach, and souls of most humans(not the rotten ones, though).

My body is always ready for reading and writing. Even when it's not!

Y'know, I said I would recommend what sh!t I'm watching. So I'm going to do that right now.

Did you know Oreimo was actually based on a visual novel? Yeah, well there's this guy on youtube called Dizzy Ziddy and he translated that video game! And then he played that game and posted it on the interwebs!

By the gods! Are you... dragonborn? My father told me stories about you.

"And then, sensing he was injured, he ate seventeen cheese wheels in the heat of battle!"

Also, a lot of people around me have been dying recently. Like friends and family. So that sucks, I guess. Yeah.

They're in a better place now(bullsh!t, they're 6 feet underground in a cramped box! That's not better! Plus, they're dead!).

But I digress. If you were struggling to find out what armor the dovahkiin wore, you'll have to play dark souls. It's a mix of dark knight and dark-wraith armor(made out of dragonbones), with the practicality and effectiveness of dwemer craft for the arms and legs(with better materials of course). Also, he has the cape that is used in the silver knight's armor. It's kind of hard to describe, but you have your imagination. Imagine how badass the armor looks.

Also, there's this guy called alchestbreach on youtube. That man is brilliant with a side of hot sauce, doggy treats, molerat meat, put them both inside my *feeeaaattt*.