Hello, world! My name is Otaku Girl... Okay, fine, that's not my real name. But because of the fact that I am a CIA agent pretending to be Gormogon's apprentice, I cannot reveal my true identity. Doing so will result in my untimely death, during which I'm sure all of you will grieve for me. (*laughs) Relax, I'm kidding... Or am I?

I'm crazy, weird, outrageous, and hyper!!!! But also kind of creepy at the same time. The voices in my head are actually characters that I make up on a regular basis. An avid daydreamer, one of the only things that prevents me from actually doing the things I dream about (not all of which are safe and/or non-lethal) is that I'm in middle school (*sigh, life is so unfair). To me, there is no moderation. I have these crazy phases where, if I like something, I'll become completely obsessed with it. Beware, I am annoying! And loud! I receive death threats daily! I LOVE COFFEE!!!!!!!!!! Okay, enough blabbering! On to the good stuff...

Favorite Series:

1. Artemis Fowl! Everyone needs an evil genius to sigh over.

2. Princess Diaries. They're hilarious! I love Mia...

Favorite Books:

1. Anything Meg Cabot. She's awesome!

2. Ditto for Eoin Colfer. How can you not love the author of Artemis Fowl?

3. Artichoke's Heart, by Suzanne Supplee. So heartwarming...

4. The Musician's Daughter, by Suzanne Dunlap. Ahh... violins...

5. Phantom of the Opera. I felt so sorry for Erik!

Yeah, that's pretty much it. I'll add more when I remember them. Also, I just realized that I have books I really like in every genre... Heh... A little too indecisive...

Favorite Manga and Anime:

1. OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!!!!! A bunch of gorgeous rich guys, one gorgeous commoner. What's not to ah-dore?! (I like the anime too.)

2. Fruits Basket... Tohru's so cute! (I don't like the anime version of this. It screws everything up!)

3. My Heavenly Hockey Club... Prickly love??? :)

4. Romeo x Juliet. It's a sci-fi version of the classic!

Favorite TV Shows:

1. Criminal Minds!!!!! EEEE!!!!! Too bad "profiler" isn't an actual title...

2. Bones. Brennan and Booth forever!

3. Castle. Why am I so into the whole partner-romance situation?

4. For some reason, I'm really into cooking shows, like Everyday Italian. They intrigue me to no end.

5. Hell's Kitchen, MasterChef, Kitchen Nightmares. All of that Gordon Ramsay stuff.

6. Trivia shows, especially Jeopardy. Yes, I am a nerd. So what?

7. Star Trek (the original series) J'adore the bad acting and special effects!

8. Heroes. Yes, it got cancelled. But it was really good! Some parts, anyways...

Favorite Movies:

1. Avatar. I wish I could go to Pandora... *begins daydreaming

2. The Red Violin. The only things I don't like about this movie are the sex scenes.

3. An Inconvenient Truth. Accept it, Republicans! Climate change does in fact exist!

4. Food Inc. Good movie, but it made me cry.

5. Phantom of the Opera. Think of me, think of me fondly...

6. Star Trek (the 2009 movie) Awesome take on a classic!

Favorite Characters: (of which I have way too many)

1. Saki Hanajima (Fruits Basket) "May you have good waves in the coming year."

2. Arisa Uotani (Fruits Basket) "Damn, those fanclub girls look scary today. They're either about to mug him or eat him, I can't tell which."

3. Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket) "Pickled radish in curry is not dinner, it's disgusting."

4. Hatsuharu Sohma (Fruits Basket) "You stubborn idiot. What if it was Yuki wearing a girls' uniform?" (I cracked up when I saw Makoto daydreaming about that.)

5. Tamaki Suoh (Host Club) "Fool. A little water isn't going to hurt my looks."

6. Kyoya Ohtori (Host Club) "Did I step on a mine or something?"

7. Artemis Fowl (do I really need to write down the obvious?) "If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."

8. Domovoi Butler (Artemis Fowl) "Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud."

9. Julius Root (Artemis Fowl) "I didn't trust Fowl when he was alive, and I definitely don't trust him now that he's dead."

10. Foaly (Artemis Fowl) "It's like riding a unicorn. You never forget."

11. Kiri Koshiba (Beauty Pop) --no quote-- (Sorry!)

12. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) "Hotch, I was a twelve year old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine year old girl."

13. Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds) "Trust me, sugar. You're not going to want to eat when you see what's in here."

14. Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds) "All those people, no booze or music. That's either a very lame going away party, or an EDF meeting."

15. Richard Castle (surely you, the oh-so-clever genius, can figure this one out) "What's the difference between cursed and clumsy?"

16. Temperance "Bones" Brennan (the great oracle says... the answer is in the name) "We're not in love with each other. It took a year after we kissed to be in the same room together." (I started shedding tears at the end of this episode.)

17. Renge Hoshakuji (Host Club) "A prince shouldn't sprinkle his love so easily!! It makes girls' hearts tremble if you smile with sorrow."

Number 18 (hey, my lucky number!) would be me... but... you know... I'm trying to hide my narcissism so that the authorities won't catch me. Shh! Don't tell them about the bodies! (Heh heh heh...)

FAVORITE CHARACTER PAIRINGS!!!!!! NOW WE'RE TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bones:

Bones/Booth. I will not have it any other way.

Hodgins/Angela. I'm so glad they got married!!!!!!

Sweets/OC. I seriously hate Daisy.

Zack/OC. I just can't imagine him with any of the other characters!

Fruits Basket:

Tohru/Kyo. They complement each other so well!

Tohru/Yuki. Tohru's a very flexible character...

Arisa/Kureno. I tend to stick to the original author's pairings.

Kisa/Hiro. They're so cute together!

Kyo/Arisa. Don't you just love how they always fight?

Ayame/Mine. They were always meant to be...

Yuki/Machi. I actually really like this pairing! (Actually, the only reason I didn't like Machi at first was because she sounded kind of stupid on Wikipedia, which I read before I read the volumes with her in it. But I finished the series, and I think she's kinda cool...)

Manabe/(What's his girlfriend's name???? I can't remember...) Eh heh heh... meat...

Haru/Rin. I suspect the only reason I didn't like this pairing was because I

Castle:

Beckett/Castle: Gah!!! Romantic tension!!!! How exciting!!!!

Princess Diaries:

Mia/Michael. Classic. Screw JP!

Host Club:

HaruxTama (which sounds a lot better than Haruhi/Tamaki). *sigh... Are Tamaki's customers jealous?

Kyoya/OC. I seriously can't imagine him with Haruhi. Sorry to all the HaruxKyo shippers out there, but I want to throw up that the thought of them together. The stories about him and Tamaki are generally quite good (unless they're lemons, which, of course, would give me permanent mental scars. Or if they have no plot), but I really don't think there's a chance that they would end up with each other. The OCs people have come up with are pretty cool, and they seem like the kinds of characters Kyoya would feel a connection with. Good job :) (Haha... Kyoya should be with Avalon... Am I being a little too selfish?)

Star Trek:

Spock/Uhura.

Criminal Minds:

Hotch/Prentiss. Aren't they perfect together?

Morgan/Garcia. I love their flirting!

Artemis Fowl:

Holly/Trouble. A lot of people might disagree, but this is so much better than Hartemis!

Root/Vinyaya. Classic! Need I say more?

Character pairings I'm iffy about:

Fruits Basket:

Hana/Kazuma. Yes, they look good together. But despite the fact that this is, after all, shojo manga, I'm a little worried about the age difference...

Criminal Minds:

JJ/Reid. This is so confusing! I both like and dislike it at the same time! How the heck does that work?!

Artemis Fowl:

Artemis/Holly (Hartemis) Uwah! Where do I start?! I know it's the ideal pairing... But I'm a (semi-)practical person! How is it supposed to work out?! What about Trouble?!

Artemis/Minerva. A lot of people hate her... I HATE HER TOO!!!!! But she and Artemis seemed attracted to each other... and there is no age or species barrier... IDUNNOWHATTOTHINK!!!!!!!

Phantom of the Opera (movie, not book):

Christine/Phantom. Isn't there a chance that he, the mentally unstable one, might unintentionally kill her?

Christine/Raoul. Pretty Boy lacks the excitement and mystery of the Phantom!

Pairings I ABSOLUTE HATE:

Host Club:

HaruxKyo Four words- No way in hell.

Fruits Basket:

Shigure/Akito. GAH!!!!! NO!!!! JUST... NO!!!!!

Kagura/Kyo. Umm... ew!!!!!

Tohru/Momiji. Don't even think about it.

Hana/Kyo. AAAAHHHHH!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!

Bones:

Anything besides the pairings in the show. With the exception of Sweets/Daisy (Swaisy).

Artemis Fowl:

Artemis/Butler. *gag* *gag* *choke* *dies*

Holly/Julius. He's old enough to be her father! Maybe even grandfather!

Princess Diaries:

Mia/JP. JP is one of my least favorite characters ever. End of discussion.

Phantom of the Opera (book):

Christine/Erik. I'm sorry, but he's just too gross.

Castle:

Beckett/Demming. Even though he turned out to be innocent, I still hate him. Why couldn't he have been guilty?!

Criminal Minds:

Hayley/Hotch. Yes, I know she is/was his wife. But she was horrible to him! I'm actually glad the Reaper killed her...

Gideon/JJ. What stupid person came up with *this*?! (Okay, fine Penny Starling. it wasn't your idea.)

Star Trek:

Kirk/Spock. GROSS!!!!!!!!!

Yup, that's pretty much it...

I'll post more stuff later... As of now, I must fetch a cup of coffee to replenish my strength. And make me hyper.

Random comments:

I FREAKING LUVH MY VIOLIN!!!!!!!!!!

Hikaru and Kaoru should fall in love with another pair of twins... that would be cute...