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"I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I
was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane."
-John Green, Looking For Alaska

"Promise I'll be kind, but I won't stop until that boy is mine."
-Lady GaGa

"Why would I go hard when this shit is so easy?"

-Nicki Minaj

"Doin what the fuck i want, hate me all the fuck you want, real niggas fuck wit me & i don't give a fuck who don't!"
-Lil Wayne

"There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding," a little knowledge behind every "I don't know," a little emotion behind every "I don't care," and a little pain behind every "It's okay."

"All I need is you needing me."

"For me, fear is walking in front of a group of people, just to be worried about how they think you look.
For me, acting rude and obnoxious in class is normal, no matter how weird you think I am.
For me, having bizarre dreams is my escape from the real world.
For me, breaking an awkward silence by yelling “MUFFINS!” is the best.
For me, hiding my true feelings with a stupid or sarcastic remark, and a good laugh, is natural.
For me, making people laugh makes me feel that speck of hope that I am good for something.
For me, hilarity is me doing a rain dance in PE in hope of canceling the mile, and it raining two minutes later.
For me, loyalty is my best friend in jail, and me right next to him sayin “DAMN!”
For me, bonding time is my best friend in jail, and me in the cell next to him saying “THAT WAS AWESOME LET’S DO IT AGAIN!”
For me, friendship is me beating a random girl’s ass...because she told my friend her shoes were ugly.
For me, being myself is my friend getting rejected, and me calling up the guy and whispering “7 days...”
For me, fun is sending random people in class visual death threats during a lecture, just for the laugh.
And at the end of the day, it will all be okay. Because I’ll still smile for someone, and I’ll still laugh for something, and I’ll still live on."
- JasperSAYSrelax128

"Be Against Abortion!
Month One
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak."

-Post this to your profile if your against abortion.

"The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..."
-Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
A Small World by Writer-Dramaqueen reviews
When Edward left Bella was attacked by Laurent. Now 50 years later, she's in Forks to celebrate her best friends engagement. Haunted by memories of her past, Bella runs into a few very familar faces-The Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,744 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by sparrowsingtome reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends forever but are dared take their friendship further. Bella finds out she's pregnant and doesn't tell Edward, but decides to move away instead. What happens? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,141 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seeing Crimson by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
Prayer of the Refugee by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to Feel Good Drag. Bella is living life good, racing, hot boyfriend, nice friends...until she wins a yellow Camero in a drag race, and Bella’s life is plummeted into an unknown world of transformers as the race begins. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Paradise Lost by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to My Black Dahlia. Bella has been broken, hurt, pained, lied to...but now, she’s trapped. As a result of her transformation being corrupted by an unknown source, Bella’s powers were catapulted into chaos—trapping her in mirrors.FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We should have just played bored games! by Jacob is so mine reviews
Everyone is extremely bored so they decide to play a game of truth or dare.It gets really crazy...there going to all wish they never agreed to this.I know there are alot of these already but i swear this one is hilarious and very original
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 98,055 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009
25 Letters Series: It Started With 25 Letters by hiileihawaiiangurl reviews
Bella just found out that she was the daughter of Charlie Swan not the abusive Phil Dwyer. She was forced into being a prostitute for Phil. She left to her REAL father, and the least expected thing happened to her, Boy Drama. All Human. Give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,707 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected by jemmac77 reviews
Edward left Bella heartbroken, like in New Moon, but never came back. However, he left her pregnant when he decided he was strong enough then instead of in Breaking Dawn. 46 years later and Renesmee and Bella are facing the unexpected. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 153,235 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Stuck by Becarefulwhatuwish4 reviews
Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper and Mike get stuck in an elevator. All Human. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Broken Strings by The Optimist And The Pessimist reviews
what happens after 65 years of marriage? What do you do when the one you love the most, just doesn't love you back anymore? or is it really that easy? Are they just playing on broken strings, or is it something ells? vampire ExB post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,053 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Chance by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella had been ignored by her mother since her sister had been born, While Charlie made it his job to never let her feel left out; until one day it was enough. A move to New York changes their lives after a quick divorce. Here is the story of change. Just add in some crazy friends and a whirlwind romance and we have Another Chance.BxE, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,295 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isabella Ice Angel by Midnight Chaser reviews
Edward left Bella and Victoria changed her.Laurent becomes her big brother.After making her own coven she cames back to Forks after 20 years to meet the Cullens. Will Edward be forgiven and melt Bella's heart of ice or will a new battle tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,248 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's Why You're Beautiful by DreamingOfParadise reviews
Bella meets the incredibly nervous Edward Cullen when she's at work, something which she's secretly ashamed of. At first things are awkward between them, but could things change over time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella & Edward meet one night at an event.Their parents are rivals & hate eachother,demanding them to stay away from eachother.They secretly meet,soon falling in love.They are thrown into a series of events as they fight for the love they have.ExB, Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 180,940 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diseased Affair by EJ Santry reviews
When Charlie is diagnosed with cancer, Bella decides to move to Forks to help him through his treatment and recovery. Will she keep herself isolated in her worry, or will she open herself up to the people around her longing to be close to her? AH. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 103,640 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Back To Me by xconcretegirl reviews
Set in the 1940's during World War 2, Edward and Bella are young and in love, planning their wedding, when the war interrupts. Edward is heading off to war. Bella doesn't know what to do without him, and will Edward make it back? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
1936 by GingiMango reviews
It's in the 1930's Chicago. Everyone is human and Emmett and Edward are the Masons,Alice is a Cullen and Jasper and Rose are Hales. Bella has three brothers and her parents aren't divorced. End of story is written in only Edward's pov!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,340 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Edward, Bella
Are you thirsty Bella? by Wincing The Night Away reviews
Emmet and Jasper are babysitting Bella, while Edward is out hunting. Things happen…and Edward gets mad...and who is the mysterious kidnapper? And why is there a mysterious kidnapper?...OOoo...Read and find out! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
The life of Kimberly Shalonne by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
This is the promised one-shot about Kimmy. If you have not read Truth or Dare particularly chapters 20 and 21 you will not understand. Contains non-descriptive rape
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Alice - Complete
Unexpected Little Things by iloveeverythingyou reviews
What if the gorgeous Edward Cullen doesn't have the strength to stay away from Bella? What happens when he bites her on her first day in Forks? And what happens when it seems everyone is out to get them? Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,278 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Last Night by mskayla reviews
All Human. Renee is a druggie that beats Bella. Her dad turns his head because he's in love with Renee. It started when she was 14. For 3 yrs she thinks she worthless cutting herself. Can the Cullens change her outlook on life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,126 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Random day with Jasper,Emmett, and Bella by Miss Jasper Hale8635 reviews
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett say random things to each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete