Driving everyone back home from a holiday party, Colonel Mustang's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere - but nothing happens randomly, maybe it's not such a disaster after all.

Edward knew it wasn't love. Roy/Ed

"No Ed you can't" Jean said as he backed away but we all know how well Ed responds to the word's 'You Can't'. JeanxEd HavocxEd lots of smut, be sated. xD and yes i did redo the summary, thanks for asking.

Come to life and melt into the fire.

"I'm a sissy? This from the idiot that won't drink milk because it comes from cows." Ed and Roy eat out, and Ed finds joy in something unpleasant. Warning for a horrible 700 word punchline, and rated M for tasteless humor and mentions of smexings.

A rather very be-lated Valentine's Day fic. Ed has a special surprise for Roy this year...

*This was a response to Wicked Winter's Fma challenge.* Sin full of lust, utterly forbidden and Roy couldn't help himself when Ed gives him that little wicked smile. RoyxEd pairing EXPLICIT!

Roy notices that there is somthing different about Ed... He can't quite put his finger on it but may get to run his hands through it. RoyEd

Edward hates mornings. And his body always woke up early--the traitor. But as he looks at the man before him, he sudenly remembers why. RoyEd.

Roy suffers nightmares and trust issues, and drives himself on adreneline until exhaustion, while Edward wants nothing more than to sleep and escape his confusing reality as often as possible. Adding the two together equals a RoyEd oneshot.

Written for the SteelandSparks challenge “Always Hungry.” The Colonel’s nights are haunted, and the comfort is cold.

Roy finds Havoc in the showers at work. It is a day that Jean will never forget. The prompt for this fic was indiscreet event in bathroom, include towel snapping. Roy Mustang x Jean Havoc. Rated PG-13 for crude humor and brief shower nudity. No spoilers.

Can I start by saying I'm glad you saw me naked in the hallway last night?" Roy/Ed oneshot. Non-AU.

Its been nearly a year since Ed and Al got their body and limbs back, and Ed has continued to work for the military under Roy Mustang. But since his return from Shambala, a game between the two has been afoot. A game of kidnapping. I OWN NOTHING! Yaoi!

Ed may be a genius at alchemy and puzzling out codes, but he's dumb as a rock when it comes to relationships. Ed x Roy. I do not own FMA

The discovery of a hidden painting in the late fuhrer Roy Mustang's library leads to more questions than answers. . . what is the meaning behind it? A mysterious history begins to unfold. . . Roy/Ed eventually.

Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.