Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

Innocence combined with blissful ignorance equals Hermione Granger. They'll never know how wrong that statement really is. Or will they?

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

"He actually didn't like having to sit down at the bench and memorize songs, notes, chords, but he loved the satisfaction he felt when music was played well and there was rarely anyone around who could play piano better than he could." One shot.

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Hermione Granger becomes a healer and her first assignment is a longterm patient in the permanent ward. What happens when she discovers her first patient is none other than the Draco Malfoy and he's... insane? Complete.

THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.

Hermione is mad and hurt because Ron is with Lavender. She stays behind for Christmas. There aren't many students left but Draco is one. Will Hermione and Draco start something over a lonely Christmas Holiday? Will it go newhere after that? Plz read

There was a blinding flash of lightning and a loud boom of crashing thunder. The knocker on the front door sounded again and everyone looked up, wondering who in the world would show up next. Who is the killer? Follow the clues and see if you can solve the mystery! Nominated at the Dramione Awards and Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT VIOLENCE.

“What on earth is a Snape? And why does it sound like a bad thing?” Snape wondered. “Snape represents a certain point in middle aged wizards when you lose all cleanliness, fun, and hair,” quipped Wormtail. OOH, SNAPE GOT PWNED.

Draco and Hermione are engaged, living together, and still calling each other Granger and Malfoy. DHr oneshot.

Have you ever wished you could create your own boyfriend? Well now you can! This is sweet, short, and simple. Just a bit of humorous fun! HGDM

This is where Malfoy sits down reluctantly to edit DMHG fan fiction. Really. Oneshot DMHG. Read and Review!

COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM

Draco and Hermione had been in love before... a thousand years ago...and they had never known it. But with the help of a new professor they rediscover what it was like to be in love with one another. A one shot!

My name is Peter Pettigrew, and I approve this message. I hereby proclaim myself a gangsta. And there is nothing you can do about it.

She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?

Lavender and Parvati are baffled by a strange scene that plays out between Draco and Hermione at dinner time.

Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!

Draco eats dinner. Narcissa contemplates.