A CABIN PRESSURE FANFIC. "Wha-? No, no, no! I'm not sick! Why would I be sick? I don't get air sickness; I've dreamt of being in the air since-" "Yes, Martin, we know all about your dreams. However, in this instance, you are a living-breathing-cold-or-flu-breeding-machine. Please don't sneeze on the controls." Martin's ill, whether he wants to admit it or not.