watsontheweird
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Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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Denmark and Norway's Diaries by RoseMatoBird reviews
Denmark/Mathias and Norway/Lukas both write in private journals. Naturally, they have no idea how closely they correspond... Denmark's entries are above the line, Norway's are below. Please review and, if you'd like, leave suggestions for an entry .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 65,122 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Denmark, Norway
The Great Laser Tag Adventure by TheSoulGiver reviews
The Avengers decide on a fun day of recreation, and what better way to do it than by playing some laser tag? Their day certainly becomes more interesting when they decide to invite Loki to join them.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Twist of Fate by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry is taken the night Dumbledore is about to leave him with the Dursleys. With forces meddling in the timeline, Harry and Tom become the Riddle brothers. Follow the boys from the 1930s, WWII & Grindelwald, to canon years and a much changed future. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 723,060 - Reviews: 4084 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The American's Guide by zenorules101 reviews
Hello and welcome to the American's Guide for Getting a Grumpy Brit. This guide will teach you all the right steps for getting your Brit useing the lives of Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as an example. We wish you the best of luck, you'll need it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,621 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - England/Britain, America
Runaway Trains by loser-kun reviews
It was at that moment that Harry (somewhat) regained his backbone. He spun around, as best as he could in a crowded subway cart, and faced his molester. "You son of a –- Riddle?" [*] Tomarry / Slash / Non-magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Perfectly Natural Reaction by donnaladynoble reviews
"A sex dream about your best friend is every bit as normal as a dream about him dying. You've been through a lot of stress concerning Sherlock, and it's not surprising that you might feel a special connection with him that, in your dreams, manifests itself in the form of a sexual relationship." Post-Reichenbach. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What have we become? by Jlocked reviews
A bored Sherlock can be quite troublesome. But John's solution to the problem may prove to have unforeseen consequences. (this is an ongoing rp with the magnificent The Lady of Purpletown)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 108,498 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What I am, what I can be by Potato-Muncher-88 reviews
Arthur (England) is a nerd, and it's easy to see. He only has one so called 'close' friend, and even at that, Arthur doesn't love company... Because he never has any worthwhile. Now, Gilbert, his total opposite, claims he is going to "transform" him to be... better? What is Arthur any way? Can he really fit the image of being... "cool"?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,963 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia
Oh Cowboy, Ride the Tide by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
Arthur is heir to the Pendragon law firm. When an angry client comes in with the intent to shoot Arthur, Merlin saves the day and is rewarded with the position of being Arthur's personal assistant. However, will these two remain just boss and employee for long, or will their constant bickering evolve into something more? Arthur/Merlin Merlin/Arthur contains slash. AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
An Uh-Oh Moment by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
The rat had been taunting Merlin for too long now. It was time to use magic to catch the darn thing. A spell goes wrong and Merlin has to keep Arthur from noticing the results, but how will he distract him? Arthur/Merlin Merlin/Arthur Contains slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Drink Me (or when Gwaine accidentally made a sex potion) by beckybrit reviews
Interesting things happen when Gwaine does the cooking.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Matter of Consent by Ida Expurgation reviews
Five times Sherlock groped John through his trousers platonically and the one time he didn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In IKEA by Iikku The Eyebrow Master reviews
America and Canada go to IKEA and get lost. CRACK, no pairings. Characters: America, Canada, Hungary, Poland, China, England, France, Norway, Finland, Ukraine and Belarus lots of mentions about Sweden. Multichapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - America, Canada, Hungary, Poland - Complete
Confession by ImDREW reviews
"I like you a lot. Would you like to go out with me?" SEND... Slowly, I flipped my phone, read my new message, and my eyes widened at the message I received. "I think it's sweet that you like this person but you're a bloody fool if you actually planned on confessing through text…" What the… heck? Wait, did I send it to the correct person? Oh Lord… "WHO ARE YOU? :O"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - America, England/Britain
Trouble maker by ratio764 reviews
Because that song is just too hot and too SpUK to pass. And when I say 'hot' that means it's seriously hot. for those who know the song, you know what I mean, right? dangerous flirting, hit and run romance, sexy ass.. har..har..har
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2012 - England/Britain, Spain
Quidditch Pitch by kitkatfox reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is an insufferable know-it-all. And she's now set her brain on learning to fly a broom, fear or no fear. Unfortunately, she's interupted in her private lesson on the quidditch pitch. By none other than Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,031 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
White Noise by Quarried Times reviews
My name is Mello and I hate stupid striped shirts and dumb ass goggles. But...I'm starting to love the person behind them.- MattxMello, Yaoi, AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,019 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Matt, Mello
Concessions by WhoMuse reviews
It was just like Jack to turn up where he wasn't invited, get all handsy, and assume that Ianto would be fine with it. Characters/Pairings: Jack, Ianto; Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Interlude by LilFerret79 reviews
Ianto is convinced he's going to flip the SUV. NC17/Adult. Warnings: Graphic sex, language, voyeurism. No copyright infringement intended.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Typhoon of Romance by Hero-Hero reviews
It's a nice day today in Japan, so he decides to invite his friend Italy over. Unfortunately, while he comes over to visit, a typhoon is reported causing the both of them to share a bed room as he stays over for the night. !I DO NOT own Hetalia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - N. Italy, Japan - Complete
Kinks by Feminist Flo Rida reviews
The Doctor has an interesting kink or three. Jack guesses correctly. One-shot, slash, PWP.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/20/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Mail Jeevas, Paranormal Investigator by Levi's Nice Ass reviews
In an alternate universe, Matt grew up tormented by his mother's mysterious death and his father's wrongful incarceration. He met Mello, they became best friends, and now Matt is a small-time Paranormal Investigator tormented by his annoying shrink, who's making him keep a journal. There will be yaoi later on, but for now, Matt has a case to work. T for swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,437 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Matt, Mello
The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Red Stringed Web of Deceit by Aachi reviews
A simple lie that Rikuo told his human friends without thinking turns into a massive web of deceit that results in Kurotabou dressed as a woman and posing as his aunt for a week. Full summary inside. Mainly Kurotabou/Kubinashi.
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,058 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Kurotabou, Kubinashi
Italy and Clothes by TroubledThoughts reviews
Full Name: For Some Reason, Italy And Clothes Just Don't Seem To Get Along - Germany is fed up with Italy's habit of showing up at his place pantsless. He intends to punish him, but… Things take a slightly different turn. Ger/Ita, a mention of 'Spamano'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Misadventures in Babysitting by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Ciel Phantomhive is any babysitter's worst nightmare, but Sebastian Michaelis is not just any babysitter. Let the games begin. Ciel/Sebastian, Modern AU.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Don't Worry so Much by Grimm2 reviews
Lithuania is visiting Poland. Poland is showing Lithuania a cute skirt, but Lithuania is too busy worrying about Poland to pay much attention, so Poland resorts to better measures. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Slender Threads of things to treasure by kyosa neko reviews
Mello was kicked out of his old room and forced to change to a new one. There he meets Matt, the redhead that's always been there - Mello just never noticed... Okay, this sucks. Just read it. M&M. Rated T for Mello cussing a lot, of course. Maybe AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,073 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Matt, Mello
The Elevator Ride by Viyola reviews
A confined space, an excited Light - written for a meme Light x L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
You Have the Right to Remain Sexy by whitetyger123 reviews
A story written for serene528moon, who did a fanart for our story All the Things I Hate About You. She asked for policeman, and FrUK, so here it is! RP one shot, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Unmentionables by Shoo-Shoo Amelia reviews
These must have been the underwear that Spain wore when he did all that bullfighting business because, bon Dieu, France had seen the pants that Spain wore and they were tight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - France, Spain - Complete
Complaints and Compliments by Hazel-Beka reviews
Prussia decides to tell Austria that he's abnormally attractive and also to explain why this annoys him. Sort of PrussiaxAustria. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
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Let Sleeping Dogs Lie reviews
A bored Poland goes to some lengths to get Lithuania's attention, not quite realising that distracting Liet from his work might have some... interesting consequences. PoLiet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Share Your Feelings reviews
Japan has a conversation with Italy, who wants him to express his feelings more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
I Can't Control Myself reviews
England does not like nightclubs. Luckily, he has found a rather interesting distraction. AsaKiku.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2012 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete