This Or That?

Harry or Ron? Harry

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Neville or Seamus? Neville (but I love Seamus too)

Snape or Slughorn? Snape

Fred Or George? fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? neutral

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? neutral (the only canon pairings i'm in love with is the onesided Lily/Snape and Tonks/ remus

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Luna.

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Krum/Hermione.

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione

Butterbeer or Fire Whiskey? fire whiskey

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes.

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? HOgs head.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Snape/Lily. (Always)

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts.

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley (for WWW)

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Knockturn alley

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? bertie botts

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? The Daily Prophet.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

List Twelve of your favorite characters from HP, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. snape

2.harry

3. bellatrix

4.luna

5.hermione

6.sirius

7.tonks

8.dumbledore

9.fred

10.george

11.lily

12.barty crouch jr. (i have daddy issues and i can relate)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
i have. it was hot. it would be one of those things i would only read if its smutty (i read canon for plot and noncanon for smut)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
i'm bi

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
BRTY CROUCH JR GOT DUMBLEDORE PREGNANT!!!!! i wouldn't read it. i'm mad at jkr for making dumbledore gay. i have always viewed him as being asexual. thinking of dumbeldore having any kind of sex at any age is yuck

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
fred...mostly threesome m/f/m smut

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
harry/sirius...not a fan of m/m slash

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hermione/fred or hermione/george. All at the same time of course thats the threesome smut i was talking about earlier

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?
harry/ and barty crouch jr tonk walkes in..."WOtcher WHAT THE BLOODY HELL??"

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff
snape/dumbledore...NOOOO

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Daddies fall

10. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Harry/luna/hermione...i prolly would, i just got a little turned on thinking about it.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
dumbledore...hmmm...hmmm...supergirl...i know he's not a girl but i think the line "I'm supergergirl and i'm here to save the world, but i wanna know who's gonna save me." fits his onesided relationship with grindlewald and his greater good responsibility to the world thing

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Snape/sirious/barty crouch jr. RAPEFIC (That's the only thing i could thinkof that would even be remotely plausable

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
hermione, a few days ago.

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
(snape) and (tonks) are in a happy relationship until (fred) runs off with (tonks). (snape), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (lily) and a brief unhappy affair with (barty crouch jr), then follows the wise advice of (hermione) and finds true love with (bellatrix)...interesting...if i switched one and seven it would only be readable with smut...unless there's sex there's no point in reading something so ooc...i am not a fan of m/m...i ccan read slash if it's well written and and the relationship is not the main point, and there rating is a low t high k

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
bellatrix/tonks...no incest

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?
fred/lily...he was too young to understand so he prolly celebrated the downfall of voldemort cuz i don't see parents emphasizing the loss/death part of that event, no matter how close they are to the deceased

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10?

Bellatrix,sirius,fred,george...all except dear sexy bella

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?
harry, hermione, dumbledore, lily...teenage dumbledore

19. Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?

snape/sirius or harry/luna...harry/luna

20. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

bill discovered a spell to bring back the soul of a dead person. He uses it to recall Fred. What he didn't realize is that the dead soul must be exchanged for a living, and ron is forced into the great beyond. does hermione bring back ron? does she even try? Is it even possible?

21. For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

tonks/barty crouch,jr...parody

22. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
snape kill harry or fred kill hermione... both are very improbable hermione is not a killer...i guess the first one if harry asked him to in order to kill the horcrux

23. Who would make the best Auror, 1, 6, 8, or 10?
Snape, sirius, dumbledore or george...sirius

24. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? snape

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? snape

Hagrid or Snape? snape (my FAVORITE...i am always pondering him and dwelling on him, what he'd be like if lily didn't leave him or if he didn't die in then end and i come to the same conclusion every time after a couple of hours, HE WOULDN't BE THE FUCK UP HE IS IF THAT HAPPENED...i love his misery

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? golden trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? animagus

Harry or Ron? Harry

Hermione or Ginny? favorite lightsided female

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Victor Krum

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna

Aragog or Grawp? Grawp.

WWW or Honeydukes? WWW

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? bertie botts every flavored beans

Death Eaters or Order of the Phoniex? death eaters

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix lestrange ( SHE IS DELICIOUSLY evil...plus i sit and wonder what would it take to redeem her because JKR said her only unredeemable character is Voldemort...just like crouch jr)