IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!!-- Please don't kill me for dropping my three stories: Inside The Mind of Claude Faustus - Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler, The Diffrence A Day Makes - Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler, and Can We Keep Her - Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler. I have writer's block and so I will be posting a series of One/Two/Three-shots to help me along. Don't worry, I'll be back soon!

About Me: Hello all! I hope you enjoy everything I write. And if you don't for one reason or another, then please tell me how I can make it better. My favorite color is pink. But I also really like the color black. And I love purple too! My favorite animal is a cat and I hate bugs of almost any kind. I speak Spanish and a little Japanese. I like to sing and act. I have a tendency to be rather sarcastic and just a tad morbid. And my friends like to call me Rit-chan!!! I like to be called Ritsuka or Rit-chan. So it doesn't matter to me. I just love that name. Ritsuka!! Isn't it cute!?

(I hope you haven't noticed, but I'm not very good at spelling.) Also, I like to update my stories kind of randomly because I don't know how to budget my time properly!

I forget where I saw this, but a friend of mine had it on their profile... I hope whoever wrote this doesn't mind if it's here on my profile too... Besides, I am TOTALLY obsessed with Kuroshitsuji! {But, just so it doesn't look as stolen, I'll edit it a little... That's not illegal or anything... right?}

50 Ways To Know If You Are Obsessed With Kuroshitsuji!

1. You've drawn a pentagram on the back of your hand before. (No, but I've gotten someone else to do it for me!)

2. You name all the spiders you see "Claude." (Worse! I call Claude's name hoping he'll come and take the spider away for me. I can't stand spiders!)

3. You suddenly become interested when you hear someone mention the Victorian Era in Social Studies class. (... no comment...)

4. You've thought about getting a black cat or dog and naming it Sebastian. (No... I've decided to name my first son Sebastian)

5. When you hear "Jack the Ripper", You automatically think of Grell and Madame Red. (Well, duh! Who else could've done it?)

6. You are convinced that Jack the Ripper was actually a crazy woman and a Shinigami. (What? It seems likely enough!)

7. When you see a black bird outside, you start talking to it to see if it is actually Sebastian in disguise. (Yeah... no luck with that yet.)

8. You have searched Google for "how to summon a demon" so you can summon your own Sebastian or Claude. (No, sadly I haven't. Hm... Why haven't I done that yet?!)

9. Whenever you see a red piece of clothing, you think of Grell. (Well, yeah!)

10. Whenever you see a gardening tool, you think it's actually a death scythe. (Yes. And this is why I no longer rake the leaves in the fall.)

11. You have asked a person with green eyes and glasses if they are a Shinigami. (Yes. But all of them just turned out to be real people... stupid reality...)

12. You suddenly want to paint your nails black. (I already have. They've been that way for about a year now!)

13. Butlers are now incredibly sexy to you, along with teenage boys that wear eyepatches. (In truth, I've always had a butler fetish. However, yes, the eyepatch thing is new and also very sexy to me.)

14. You have the urge to name your future son Ciel or Alois. (I actually was gonna name my second son Ciel. But I'm just gonna get two dogs and name them Ciel & Alois. That seems easier.)

15. You start to talk like a British person after watching a few episodes. (I actually have a very convincing British accent! I use it frequently during my Theatre Arts classes.)

16. You have tried to imitate at least one Kuroshitsuji character's voice. (Yeah... that's never worked out for me. Except for Elizabeth!! I do her voice really well!)

17. One of your goals in life is to live in a mansion in England. (I've always wanted to live there! The people's accents are so sexy!)

18. You suddenly have a strange fascination with throwing silverware at people. (Nah. I've always liked to throw forks at people! )

19. You have searched the Internet for custom-made contact lenses, so you can have your very own contract seal on your eye. (And I bought some too!)

20. You think that demons, angels, and Shinigami run around in England. (I mean... don't they?)

21. When told to do something, you unconsciously respond, "Yes, My Lord." Or "Yes, Your Highness." (Only when Ciel or Alois gives me an order... which is actually quite often.)

22. You have tried to pull of your gloves with your teeth. (Not only that! I've tried to pull "other things" off with my teeth as well! AND SUCCEEDED!)

23. You have had crazy dreams that involve the characters of Kuroshitsuji. (Well, that all depends on how you define crazy...)

24. When you make a wish, you always wish that you can meet the characters of Kuroshitsuji in real life. (No. When I make a wish, I always wish that I can marry one of the characters of Kuroshitsuji in real life!)

25. You have an obsessive, stalker-like crush on one or more of the characters of Kuroshitsuji. (YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!!)

26. You think that being a funeral director is suddenly one of the coolest jobs in the world. (Eh... no. It just grosses me out a little less.)

27. You always bring up Kuroshitsuji, no matter what the conversation is about. (YES! And I've stopped a lot of arguments that way! Unless it's an argument about who's sexier; Claude or Sebastian. Then we have a problem.)

28. When you meet a blonde boy with blue eyes, you think of Alois. (Please! I'd think of Alois if the boy had purple hair and green eyes!)

29. You suddenly think that tailcoats are one of the sexiest things a man can wear. (I've always thought that! Sebastian just helped me prove my point.)

30. You have the ability to talk about Kuroshitsuji all day and nothing else. (Doesn't anyone?)

31. You want to become a maid or butler in England, so you can try to spot a demon there. (Uh... yeah. Tha-That's why I wanna be a maid...)

32. You have looked up the name "Phantomhive" to see if it was a real nobleman's name. (It was a fun task for the day.)

33. You love to read/write Kuroshitsuji fanfiction. (Yes! Yes I do!)

34. You have made pairings for just about every single character. (Hm... EVERY character? Like... every single character?)

35. You are hopelessly obsessed with Kuroshitsuji's theme songs. (I am WELL past hopelessly obsessed. I know all the words to them, and have made my friend learn to play them on the piano!)

36. You take it upon yourself to memorize the character songs and their lyrics. (Ugh! I just said that!)

37. You have Earl Grey tea stockpiled in your kitchen. (I have all kinds of tea stockpiled in my kitchen. I'm a singer. Tea is our best friend!)

38. You like to continuously sing, "London Bridge is Falling Down" in a really creepy voice. (I like to. But I'm a soprano. So it's kind of hard...)

39. Your favorite color is now a dark blue. (Nope! I'm still pretty fond of pink. But my mom likes dark blue. And she's never even seen Kuroshitsuji! *gasp*Or maybe she has. Holy crap! My mom is a closet Black Butler fan!!!)

40. You want to buy and wear an eyepatch like Ciel. (I HAVE bought and worn an eyepatch like Ciel's)

41. You have tried to make your hair match one of the character's from Kuroshitsuji. (I believe I've mastered Sebas-chan's hairstyle.)

42. The song "I'm Alive" is your personal theme song. (Or any of the songs from Kuroshitsuji) (I prefer, Monochrome Kiss. Ohh! Or Aru Shitsuji No Nichijou!)

43. Search the Internet looking for Kuroshitsuji personality quizzes. (I think I've taken all the quizzes...)

44. When you see a small boy with black hair and blue eyes, you ask them if they know someone named Ciel. If they say no, then you ask if they know a Sebastian. (That only happened one time! THAT WAS ONE TIME!! ... Okay... a bunch of times...)

45. Cats are now the best animal in the world to you. (They were always the best animal in the world to me. I've had pet cats since I was 4)

46. You stockpile pictures of characters from Kuroshitsuji and put them on your walls. (You can no longer see my walls because of all of the pictures)

47. You wish you had glasses and green eyes so you can pretend to be a Shinigami. (I've alreadady got the glasses part!)

48. It makes you go crazy when your friends ask you what Kuroshitsuji is. (I almost hit one of them when they asked me that!)

49. Your catchphrase is now, "I'm simply one hell of a person." (It's more along the lines of "I'm simply one hell of a fangirl.")

50. Even the people who love Kuroshitsuji say that you are too obsessed. (Yeah. And I agree with them)

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH, RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life's story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (Drinkin buddies 4 life!)

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

TRY TO READ THIS:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!Cool Huh? if you can read this, put in your profile.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted! XD

One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Or start having a thumb-war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy too, copy this onto your profile.