A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."

All the most popular Drarry tropes compiled in one place. Including Veela, rentboy, jealousy and more! Sort of a prompt and fill. Most recent cliché - Vampire

Harry receives a letter from a seven-year-old boy begging him for help fighting the monsters under his bed. The problem? The letter is fifteen years old, and the sender is none other than Draco Malfoy. DH slash, EWE. Complete.

Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!

The first three years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's relationship starts and ends with provocative staring. Harry/Draco, Draco/Harry

Harry gets slutty when drunk. Draco tops. Hard slash, PWP.

Written for Harry Draco Fluff on LJ, Prompt: April Showers. One Shot. Harry sits in a cafe owned by Draco day after day and doesn't understand why Draco likes to pick on him. Clueless!Harry Snarky!Draco (or at least I tried). Background: Hermione/Ron. Lots of tea, and lots of rain. Pure fluff. Enjoy!

REWRITTEN/COMPLETE. What happens when Sirius badly wants Remus to himself, and is idiot enough to ask help from James? Slight chaos, that's what. Remus has no clue what's happening around him, Lily starts to act like a Marauder, and Peter chokes on things. / Plan idea from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Rated T for language and... stuff, just in case.

A strange man arrives at Hogwarts claiming that Harry Potter is his destined soul mate. Only Draco knows he's lying. Oneshot Drarry.

He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")

During the summer holidays between sixth and seventh year, Remus and Peter make a bet with Sirius and James that they can't go for a week without using magic. Can James and Sirius do things the muggle way? MWPP

It's the Little things in their friendship that bring the Marauders closer. Drabbles and Oneshots put together to create one fic about all the memories that make the four marauders so close. Wolfstar. Marauders Era. Language. Lily/James.

The Marauders have a special book filled with pranks, puns, and embarrassing moments. The 50th Marauder Duel between James and Sirius is a big part of it and the outcome is sure to be messy.

Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.

What starts out as an adventure to help James win the Heart of one Lily Evans, turns into a mixed up and confusing path to finding love in all the wrong places. James isn't the only one who is stung by cupid this year! Sirius/Remus Wolfstar James/Lily Fifth year

James, Sirius and Peter discover why you should never, EVER, give a werewolf too much sugar. "Is that a Llama!" Rated K for half a swear

Harry takes in a new pet, and Draco has to deal with some very un-amusing consequences.

James has a BRILLIANT idea, or so he thinks, but his 'oh so brilliant' plan back fires, and turns everything upside-down. Sirius/Remus and James/Lily

Sirius naturally expected everyone to want him, so they did. Unfortunately, that included his fellow Marauder, who shook his head and focused his gaze elsewhere, regretting it immediately.

Following the break up of Remus's first relationship, Sirius vows to use his status as Hogwarts' finest to help his friend out. However, Sirius's matchmaking plans may have a different although not entirely unwelcome outcome. Eventual R/S

Draco gets the hiccups and chaos ensues. HPDM SLASH ONE-SHOT Crackfic slightly OOC but really cute

The day in which one Sirius Orion Black and one Remus John Lupin scare all of Hogwarts, a group of Aurors, and a couple of Healers before breakfast. Inspired by "They're Coming to Take Me Away" by Dr. Demento.

When Harry runs across a very ill Scorpius Malfoy and his rather exhausted & attractive father, neither knew it would lead to pushing back a looming death date & involve a lot of life, unconventional love, a unicorn & plenty of apples. HPDM. Rate changed.

Each year brings new surprises. Four glittering snow falls watch the progression of a pair of boys that want nothing more than to share the winter cold with someone, and maybe a kiss as well... Remus/Sirius Wolfstar

A few drabbles about Remus and Sirius surrounding when they find out he's a werewolf. Rated T for a big safety-net.

Remus has won the prize for rotten judgment, but with a bit of planned snogging, some spilled juice, and a little help from some friends, maybe things will work out a little better than expected. Remus/Sirius Lily/James

James learned how to drive! Oh no! And he and the other Marauders decided to take a road trip to Lily's house to surprise her. On the way, they hear a rather interesting song about Moony's kind...and it will end with a lot of pointless jokes and howling!

Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

In which there's a snowstorm, and Draco is cold, waiting for Harry and is generally whipped with him even though Draco tries not to show it too much by regularly making fun of him in person and when Harry is unavailable in his head. HPDM.

"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Summer 1975. The boys lose their wands to an ill-thought out plan. They innovate. MWPP GEN mostly.

Hogwarts-Era. The marauders play a silly game.

Remus loses his job and decides to become the Potters’ housekeeper. Meanwhile, Sirius is in desperate need of help in order to snag the so called love of his life. Will dating lessons from Remus be exactly what he needs? eventual slash.

Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?

After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!

Sirius, Remus and the rest of the marauders encounter more trouble from the parallel world they thought they'd never hear from again. Sequel to Double Trouble and Catch a Quaffle. Summaries inside. SBRL.

MWPP Era. A series of drabbles featuring the adventures of the Marauders through their years in Hogwarts. JamesLily. SiriusRemus. COMPLETED.

A spell cast during the Christmas holidays of the marauders' sixth year at Hogwarts brings duplicates of James, Sirius, Remus and Peter from a parallel world into their own. Full summary inside. Slash. Please read and review.

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.

Oneshot. 'Have you actually looked at this list, Prongs' Sirius asked, grabbing a crumpled ball of paper from beside his elbow and chucking it at the other boys’ head. 'We have to run and shoot and dance, for Merlin’s sake'

After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE

In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.

At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.

Oneshot sequel in three parts for Bond. Timestamp meme for Calíope Amphora, who asked for a story set postBond, for the boys' first anniversary.

In which, Sirius accidentally sends a message meant for James, to Remus. The problem? It holds a confession of Sirius' slightly-less-than-platonic feelings for Remus. Now, he is on a mission to retrieve the message before Remus reads it. :SLASH: RLSB

Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

Timelines, deleted scenes, articles related to Bond. In other words, nothing of interest, except to folks who have read Bond. Final addition: the healing circle in chapter 1112, from Lucius Malfoy's point of view.

When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'

Harry forces Draco into the snow...SLASH

James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

A story in limerick verse. HxD Femslash. Possible prequel to The Mistletoe Incident. Harry and Draco find themselves in a frightening situation at the Halloween Feast.

Remus J. Lupin's friends wonder what his middle name is. MWPP

Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..