Okay, so here is my attempt at writing one of these things: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Screen name: Kate

Age: I'm in high school (Otherwise know as the evil fortress of DOOM! )

Location: Canada, Eh?

Birthday: June 28th 1989

Some of my favourite quotes:

"Every now and then I think, in the pratice of my Art, I may accidently drown in liquid methane, or have my living room rug slimed by a giant slug, but no one is ever going to make me climb one of those ropes again."

"Royal Courier: His Majesty said with all deliberate speed!

Lord Raoul: That's how we're doing it. Deliberately."

"Raoul: We do try to eat. I go all faint if I don't get fed regularly. Only think of the disgrace to the King's Own if I fell from the saddle.

Someone: But there was that time in Fanwood.

Sergeant Osbern: That wedding in Tameran.

Someone else: Don't forget when what's-his-name, with the army, retired.

Raoul: Silence, insubordinate curs! Do not sully my new squire's ears with your profane tales!

Dom: Even if they're true?"

"But why is the rum gone?"

Top Ten (In no particular order)

1. Lord of the Rings

2. Alanna the Lioness (Or anything else by Tamora Pierce)

3. The word "savvy"

4. The Marauders!

5. Star Wars

6. Yellow candy ( Mmm… Yum… Smarties!)

7. Young Wizards

8. Artemis Fowl Series

9. Music

10. Horses! I love my horse (her name's Sugar) ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A little about my stories:

Alanna and the frogs: a story mainly about Alanna (my favourite character) and Gary. It also includes some Raoul/Buri and a bit of minor Jon bashing (Sorry, I couldn't resist!) It's basically what happens after Alanna and Gary decide to sic a bunch of frogs on Raoul after he leaves them with an ambassador. Unfortunately for them, things do not turn out anything like they planned.

Rules of the Ball: A story I started because I wanted to write something Kel/Dom. So far it's interesting... Basically the own have to go to a ball, a chaos ensues. Read it to find out more. (Currently on Hold)

The Most Royal Diary of Queen Thayet: I've taken down this story as it has suffered majorly from my writer's block. I am thinking of posting the first chapter and a short one-shot fic, but I'm not sure.

Gondor Today: A very crazy talk-show (I know, very over-used, but I couldn't help myself) Where Elladan, Elrohir Legolas and me (not a Mary-Sue I swear... or Legomance gags at the idea and runs away from the fangirls who are now certainly after her ) kidnap erm... invite LotR characters and make them answer our questions. Humour.