This profile is just for favoriting stories(and maybe even authors). I will never write anything because of my lack of talent.

To those that stumbled to my humble profile, please don't expect anything from me.

What to expect on this profile is -maybe- my ramblings and my favorite stories(written, of course, by other people).

Also, this profile is a WIP

Nickname: AlmaMatsu

Explanation of Nickname: Alma comes from a favorite recent character with the same name from D.Gray-Man, whereas Matsu comes from Matsuda(I’m curious, who didn’t see Death Note? XD ) and a little(failed attempt, on my part I admit, at a) cosplay session years back when I didn't know what it really meant to cosplay.

Sex: Well, let’s see. I like yaoi(boyxboy lobve), I’m a fangirl, I squeal like one, and I PMS. So, yeah.

Age: (I’ll be honest) 17 (YAY! Almost one more year until I’m legal in my country~!)

Other Info:

-I'm a fujoshi(腐女子, lit. "rotten girl"; is a pejorative Japanese term for female fans of manga and novels that feature romantic relationships between men), so if you happen to be one as well, don't hesitate to scream your undying love for a favorite BL couple together with me ;D ;

-my country is stupid and has no money, consequently I don't have enough money to go to a decent convention in a more civilized country(and preferably live there for the rest of my life), not to mention not enough for a good cosplay D':

-hormones hate me

-my computer hates me(and my mom, since we share it...) D

-it seems even FanFiction hates me as well

-I'm curious how much of my profile you can read

Anime List:

Manga List:

Number your top 12 KHR characters in no particular order:

1. Spanner

2. Tsuna

3. Yamamoto

4. Giotto

5. Shoichi

6. Squalo

7. Hibari

8. TYL!Fuuta

9. Gokudera

10.Dino

11. Reborn

12. Gamma

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

Squalo/Reborn? That is COMPLETE and UTTER CRACK! Although I wouldn’t mind reading one. And in the reversed order, most probably :’D

2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

There is no scale that can measure how hot Giotto is~!

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

HOLY SH--! Well, for one, Fuuta would make a really great mother XD. As for Gamma, I can’t really say…

4) Do you recall any fics about 9?

Ohoooo~, lot’s of them in which it was either him fawning over Tsuna, or his TYL-self angsting over Tsuna’s death, with some smuth thrown into the mix in both cases ;D

5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Oh yes~

6) 5/9 or 5/10?

I’d say 5/10 – Shoichi/Dino would work waaaaaaay better that Shoichi/Gokudera -,-

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Tsuna and Gamma would no doubt be bitten to death, although, how these two came together is a mystery 8

8) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic

“After Tsuna’s death, Dino could not forget his little brother so easily. So, who else could make his day –his life- more worthwhile than a certain not-so-naïve swordsman who could take life’s troubles with a smile?”

9) Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

Even though crack pairing is crack, Spanner/TYL!Fuuta can be made pretty fluffy

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Tough one. Hmmm, how about…. “For the boss”

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?

One AU in which Giotto would use the Vongola’s influence to get in our lovable Otaku’s pants.

12) Does anyone of your friends read 3 het?

Hmm, one of them lost interest in KHR a while ago, while another one just got into the fandom like me. But, I don’t think they would read het pairings. We’re all yaoi fangirls 8D

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw 11?

If A-san would draw for KHR, and not FMA like she does, she would draw adult!Reborn non-stop _

14) Would anyone of your friends write 2/4/5?

-sigh- If Mi-chan could watch KHR faster…But, Tsuna/Giotto/Shoichi? Considering her personality, I think she would ;D And if she wouldn’t, then I will force her to! –shakes fist-

15) What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

Nngh…~ Tsuuuuunaaaaa~!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?

“What’s your sign” by Des’ree D

17) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Squalo’s mouth and Gamma’s ever-present lolicomplex. And if we were to take the Otaku stereotype, Spanner’s, well, otaku-ness XD

18) What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?

I want to become a STUD. You know, you can't spell stud without STD and U.

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Sooo, “Spanner and Gokudera are in a happy relationship until Gokudera suddenly runs off with Giotto. Spanner, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Reborn and a brief unhappy affair with Gamma, then follows the wise advice of Shoichi and finds true love with Tsuna”

Hot DAMN, these pairings and interactions really work 8’D Not to mention it ends in Spanner/Tsuna, which is an absolute favorite of mine. As for a title, “Life’s Affairs” ? I have no inspiration whatsoever for these kinds of things _

20) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

I would be… shocked, to say the least….

21) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

Reborn, hands down.

22) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Very hot~!

23) 8 sends 12 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

First of all, Fuuta is not made to give orders. As for Gamma, he would make it possible, whatever the mission may be, on the condition that it’s from Aria and/or Uni.

24) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Nothing. That guy is practically spotless

25) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Hibari would protect a citizen of Namimori as long as he/she wouldn’t crowd Xd . And it’s not like I don’t trust Fuuta, but he’s not made for fighting D’:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken, kool-aid and watermelon.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I have BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. - Didn't you say this not too long ago?
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
I read Manga, so I MUST be a weeaboo.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.(I prefer the term "grammar nazi" 8 )
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.
I'm a HUMAN BEING, so I MUST be LABELED.

Favorite Pairings(Underlined ones are OTP):

D.Gray-Man:

Lavi/Allen and vice-versa

Link/Allen

Lavi/Kanda

Tyki/Allen

Road/Allen(she is awesome, 'nuff said 8 )

Wisely/Allen(crack, I know, but the possibility's still there :'D )

Alma/Kanda(yay for newly formed OPTs XD )

Cross/Komui

Komui/Bak

Allen/Bak(yes, Allen tops Bak :'D)

Sheryl(Cyril)/Tyki(yay for pseudo-incest~)

Tyki/Wisely(again, crack as well as pseudo-incest)

Death Note:

Light/L

Mello/Matt

Mello/Near

Matsuda/L

Bakuman:

Mashiro/Takagi

Hikaru no GO:

Shindou Hikaru/Touya Akira(and I prefer it that way)

Shindou Hikaru/Waya Yoshitaka

Shindou Hikaru/Fujiwara no Sai

Ogata Seiji/Fujiwara no Sai

Ogata Seiji/Shindou Hikaru('cause Ogata is a Memetic Molester XD)

Waya Yoshitaka/Isumi Shinichiro(PROOF that the height rule and age rule DON'T apply in BL relationships)

Shindou Hikaru/Isumi Shinichiro

Kateikyou Hitman REBORN!:

Giotto/Tsuna

HDW!TsunayoshixTsuna

Gokudera/Tsuna

Hibari/Tsuna

Yamamoto/Tsuna(a rare one, pity)

Basil/Tsuna

Squalo/Tsuna(another rare species)

Spanner/Tsuna

Byakuran/Tsuna

adult!Reborn/Tsuna

Xanxus/Tsuna

Mukuro/Tsuna

Xanxus/Squalo

Dino/Squalo

Yamamoto/Squalo

Yamamoto/Hibari

Belphegor/Mammon(Viper)

Belphegor/Fran

Colonnello/LalMilch(one of the only het pairings that I like)

Byakuran/Mukuro

Byakuran/Shoichi