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Joined 10-11-09, id: 2111465, Profile Updated: 05-19-16
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hey, It's DA WAFFLE!

I would like to thank everyone who has reviewed my stories, you just make my day...

Um, a little about me...

I love Harry Potter and Twilight

I also like the Clique.

Ok, right now these are the movies i want to see in theatres: Eclipse, HP 7

I hate how all the good movies come out now when we have school and when i'm sooo busy, but not in summer when i'm care-free.

I blame this on everyone... ha ha jk.

I love love love The Proposal, Mean Girls, most of the Harry Potter movies, 17 Again, Death of a Cheerleader, She's the Man, Star wars, when i think of more i'll add...

My fav cartoons are: Avatar: The last airbender & Teen Titans (i know they're little kid shows but i cant get enough of them!)

TV Shows: Drake and Josh, Zoey 101, What Not to Wear, Food Network Challenge, Spongebob, icarly(sort of), Victorious, ...i'll add more once i think of them...

Yeah, i don't really know what else to put on here so...

I am now beta-reading, so if you need a beta...i'm here!

I'll update this profile when i have ideas... and time.

Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

fearless

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

see you again

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

The climb

4.WHAT IS 22?

about you know

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

nobody’s perfect

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

telephone

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

I do not hook up

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

glamorous

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

dead and gone

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

one in a million

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

best I eva had

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

I like to move it

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Change

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

beep

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

someday

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

what’s not to like

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

wait a minute

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Hard

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

No air

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

I’m yours

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

gotta be somebody

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Rehab

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

poem to a horse

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

the way I loved you

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

breathe

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

crush


quiz

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

fangs and snarled claws hung from the ceiling

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

my calandar

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

a rerun of 17 again

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:40

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:52

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

smack that

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

after school…I was coming back from school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The door.

9. What are you wearing?

Bermudas, an AE t shirt, and soccer socks

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah. I was playing “Hide and Seek” with my dad (hide and seek like the movie…shudders)

11. When did you last laugh?

on the bus after school

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

multiple maps

13. Seen anything weird lately?

ya…today in gym there were two girls:

one was crawling on the floor and the other was sitting on her back.

weirdest thing ive ever seen…today.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

its actually pretty stupid and a complete waste of my time…oh well

15. What is the last film you saw?

17 again

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

stocks, a new phone, and a mac

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I cried listening to “underneath your clothes” by shakira…I seriously don’t know why

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would be queen

19. Do you like to dance?

Sometimes. only when im alone

20. George Bush:

laaame

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Menekşe (looong story) (pronounced: men-ek-shay)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Alexander...dk i dont plan on having a boy...or kids in general

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I don't know…i like living in America.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Well…”welcome!” I guess…or “you’ve been such a good girl all your life”…something along those lines


A black man eneterd a bar and sat down.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Another shuffle-song test! yay!! lol...

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

The One

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Ready for the good times

3.Your teacher is...

Paranoid

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Hard

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?

(you drive me) crazy

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

I hate this part

7. How do you feel right now?

lean like a cholo

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

I need to know

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?

change

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

forever

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

if I were a boy

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

desert rose

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

gotta be somebody

14. Your life's theme song?

glamorous

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

womanizer

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

don’t cha

17. Your motto is..

fifteen

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...

video phone

19. What did you dream about last night?

empire state of mind

20. Any last words

wait a minute

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Letters by little0bird reviews
A series of letters between different characters, set during books 1 through 7 and beyond. Some of the characters' names are slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,157 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 12/18/2007
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Never Say Never by hersheycuddles reviews
The Cullens have decided to play a game of "Do what you would never do". Tensions flare, laughter erupts, and entertainment is a guarentee. Also, Reneesme has something dark and dirty up her sleeve oo I rhymed! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,542 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009
Mara, the Rebel by LynnisaMystery reviews
Mara Jade defects during the time the Alliance is based on Hoth, and strives to become a Jedi Knight along with Luke Skywalker. Together, in more ways than one, they battle to defeat the Empire and restore peace to the Galaxy. L/M Spans through RotJ.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,364 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Mara Jade, Luke S.
When Emmett Gets Bored by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Perspectives by TheRealThing reviews
An AU story told from the points of view of each member of the Skywalker family. Luke and Leia are sixteen when this begins. The rest- well you'll just have to read it to see what else is going on in the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 196,652 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Random Jokes And Drabbles by Duck Life reviews
Just random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella
The Talk by Katie Ladmoore reviews
Vader must do the most awkward thing as a parent: giving Luke "The Talk." Luke asks some rather odd questions, and awkwardness ensues! AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Atonement by greek scavenger reviews
When Anakin 'dies' at the end of ROTJ, he is given a new task by his former masters in the 'afterlife'. He must now set things right to those after death. He also has the chance of reclaiming his lost love Padme. Will he succeed or will he fall again?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
In a Bit Of a Pickle by dork-with-glasses reviews
We're in a bit of a pickle at the moment, my cousin and the guy she thinks she hates don't realise they like each other. My brother is crushing on one of his best friend's sister. And me? I may or may not be falling for my best friend..JSP/OC,ASP/OC,RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,704 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - James S. P., OC - Complete
A Simple Twist of Fate by TheRealThing reviews
Destiny brings Darth Vader's twin son and daughter, who he has believed dead for ten years, into his life unexpectedly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 318,405 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Please Speak English by Awesomeness 101 reviews
Ever go to a different country with a different language? Well Bella has some advise!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
25 Things Edward Is NOT ALLOWED To Do by Awesomeness 101 reviews
Title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Fruits of Malice by TheRealThing reviews
In an alternate universe, Anakin Skywalker was taken from his mother at the age of four. He was raised as Darth Vader in a loveless, brutal environment. His life takes an interesting turn when he has an encounter with a certain senator from Naboo.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Future Imperfect by TheRealThing reviews
A time travel story in which Anakin Skywalker is sent to the future to witness the consequences of his actions.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,437 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Palpatine by millenium-writer reviews
People live a busy life in the waning days of the Old Republic, and none more so than Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. But what really goes on during a typical day for this busy, old, evil schemer? Come take a look, and find out.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/8/2008 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Heart of a Sith by TheRealThing reviews
Fourteen years have passed since the inception of the Empire. Darth Vader has been asked to go to Alderaan for an unusual reason, one that Vader soon discovers will change his life forever.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 130 - Words: 317,577 - Reviews: 2470 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Assassin by TheRealThing reviews
After the death of QuiGon Jinn, Anakin is adopted by Palpatine and raised to be his right hand. When Palpatine orders his young protege to assassinate the Senator of Naboo, who he suspects of treason, what will Anakin do? Very AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,922 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
My Daughter by TheRealThing reviews
What if Darth Vader had realized who Princess Leia was when they met face to face? What would he have done differently had he known? Obviously an AU story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 208,239 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
Remade by TheRealThing reviews
An AU story starting after A New Hope in which Vader discovers that he has been lied to by his master about the death of his wife and children, and sets out to avenge them.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 108 - Words: 168,420 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
The Protector by TheRealThing reviews
Padme Amidala has survived, and has spent the past five years with her twins in hiding from the Emperor. She believes Anakin died on Mustafar, but soon learns the truth.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 115,926 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Memoires of the Chosen One by TheRealThing reviews
The personal diary, if you will, of Darth Vader starting at the battle over the first Death Star. Mostly sticks to the movies, but the end of ROTJ has a bit of a twist...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 88 - Words: 161,424 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
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I Keep Running Into You reviews
Bella returns to Hogwarts after the mission to bring Edward to Dumbledore fails.She's still depressed from the break-up.But when she returns to find Edward back as a profesor, her life may change forever. What didn't Dumbledore say? Better summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,442 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
Where The Heck Did You Pop From? reviews
An accident leaves Lily Luna Potter stranded in the past! She gets to know her family as teenagers and has fun while she awaits her cousins to fix the problem. But how long can she stay without permanently fading away? Lots of dialouge!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Lily Luna P.
Proof: The Cullens Aren't As Smart As They Look reviews
If you thought the Cullens were normal vampires, think again. Contains a series of one-shots all revolving the Cullens, Bella, and the good people of Forks. Watch them spread havoc to a local WalMart, freak out over chain emails, and much more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010
A Normal Day At Hogwarts reviews
Those days when Harry is not fighting dragons, hexing Malfoy, and catching the snitch. The days that pass on and nothing very interesting actually happens. It's a normal day at Hogwarts. Or...it would be if it wasnt for all the messes they get caught in!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009
Fifteen Years Later reviews
Discontinued. I'm in the process of rewriting the story under the same name, though. So...stay tuned?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,509 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009
Just Like A Circus reviews
Years after the breakup, Bella was changed by no other than Victoria to be part of her army of...circus freaks? Confused, brainwashed, Bella is told to look for someone she used to love. And she doesn't have a clue where to start. Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009