okay so im kinda new here if you couldnt tell...

Age:13

Name:katie (can't tell you my last name )

Location:somewhere that is one of the most boring places on earth... i want to move ... to texas i think...im not sure tho...

Religion:baptist,Christian

Favorite movies:... hmmm Titanic,I Am Legend, and...Edward scissorhands,nightmare before christmas,corpse bride, sweeney todd,Boy in the striped pajamas... i think thats it lol wait nevermind!! i thought of more!!...Twilight,pearl harbor,Halloween(rob zombie version), Friday the13th(new one),eagle eye, okay i think thats it

Favorite T.V. shows:House,Vampire Diaries,Jeff Dunham show,true life,the hills,tool academy,true blood.

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If you will throw Breaking Dawn into a wall if Bella ends up with Jacob or Bella and Jake sleep together, copy and past this to your profile. (thank god it didn't or I would have gotten grounded for putting a dent in my wall!)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (sister, mom, dad, grandma, Grandmas stupid bboyfriend!!, cousin, people who piss me off...)

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (the computer...)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile(ha yeah and i almost got ran over by a bus!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (i do that all the time and every time i do it i just sit there and laugh at myself for like 10 min and ppl wonder what im laughing at)

AV is Addicted to Vampires

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (2am is nothing! all nighters all weekends!!)

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.(its true though i am not obsesed

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile( the only reason i dont like it is that it ruins my hair!!

Put this on your profile if you have ever walked into a door. (do walls count?)

Put this on your profile if you've ever walked into a lampost (uh-ugh)

Put this on your profile if you've tripped over air and think OMG! Just like Bella! (yea... except ofr the just like Bella part)

Put this on your profile if you have ever opened a car door and hit yourself with it by accident. Then, the next morning you wake up, look in the mirror and find out you look like a panda because you have a huge black eye.(oooo man that hurt soooo bad!!)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

thats reeeealy depressing... and awesomely sweet!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, Lady Maybelle of Confusion,ashlieb3, Ichirurules,klutzy katie,

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned about being poularandfitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minimino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow 929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-wishing-waiting, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-Obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, ilovethelittletacos...ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, Anime Azn Cherry, Lady Maybelle of Confusion,ashlieb3, Ichirurules,klutzy katie

90 percent of teen would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. post this on your profile if your the 10 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH!"

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways.

You have had tooooo much sugar and it changed you completely

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects

If you've ever had one of your weirdest friends tell you You're weird

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.( o wait this shouldnt be here! i died 2 months ago me and my friends went bar hopping,stayed in a hotel room,got male strippers and i ordered nachos then left and when i came back i tried to eat the nachos but somebody POISONED them with rat poison!! so therefore i am now dead!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly retarded, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands copy and paste this into your profile.( i dont even know what that word means)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.(sorry but i cant say thats true!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, jenelric, Insanity is my name, JustAnotherBleachFan, Vil-chan, Ichirurules,klutzy katie

If you are the complete opposite of normal,

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it

If you have ever gotten into a high sugar rush and ran into some poles at school in front of everyone

If you have ever walked into a pole

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist,

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else

My best friend is insane

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

heres a poem that i wrote for my boyfriend:

My feelings for you
My love so true
Butterflies are flying
When Im with you
My smile so big
When I see you

I want to be with you forver
My love is that true
When Im with you
Nothing else is true
No people, no critisizum,
Nothing but you.