tarajclhide bio
 Author has written 29 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Powerpuff Girls, Ninja Turtles, and Reboot. I can smell you, boys. Energon and Cybertron can bite me. So can G1. So can Dan Didio. The human race is actually descended from Waspinator. Dragons are never the answer. Dinosaurs are always the answer. Better living through chemicals. You all horrify me. I seek to return the favour. Melvin Burgess wins. Crack is both a legitimate genre and a way of life. If you write it well, even the stupidest idea can work. Chances are, you won't write it well. Hamba kakuhle, rest in pieces, adieu, amandla, amen, hope you enjoy. |
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Unction from a Mountebank by Alexandra Spar reviews
Galvatron's continuing mental deterioration is beginning to affect the Decepticons' hopes of victory. Cyclonus, torn between loyal support for his leader and his own sensibilities, must make another difficult choice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 8/15/2004
This Is A 'Con Job by ckret2 reviews
A collection of loosely related postEnergon oneshots and drabbles. Mostly starring Decepticons, as well as a few Minicons, Terrorcons, and disillusioned Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005
The Last Laugh by Pivot reviews
Armada: We all have to account for our actions sooner or later. Starscream returned to the Decepticons, but what if he left a message?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Complete
Meetings by Gemma Inkyboots reviews
Mmmm...summaries. Oy.
A new batch of promising students arrive for Skyfire's class at the Cybertron Science Academy. With my track record you probably can guess who one of them is... nice, mushy epilogue up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,687 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004
Beyond Redemption by CrimsonObsession reviews
TODDKURT. Apparently my AngstMuse and I are again on speaking terms. Rating is for character death. -Some people are beyond redemption...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2003
Code Of Hero: A Decision In Passing by The Sickness reviews
A prelude to Dinobot's final decision as displayed in "Code Of Hero". Dinobot quotes T.S. Eliot's "Ash-Wednesday" when it suits him. Please review.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2002
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The Importance of an Education reviews
Rattrap IS the School of Hard Knocks. Also, a jerk. Cheetor just wants to help.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Snakeskin reviews
You are being shed. Beast Wars, Dinobot 2 fic, gen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Estrangement reviews
HexadecimalMegabyte. Destroying Mainframe is function. Destroying one another is fun. viral relations for the eyebrowraise. Inspired by RebeccaH.
Reboot - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Judith
She wants to break his neck in two places. Tang Shen fic, set in the original Mirage comics.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Shen - Complete
One to Waltz reviews
Set in Armada. The Autobots and the Decepticons are out to find a Minicon in the forest. The Minicon is out to avoid this. NOTE: Old!fic. Reuploading chapters, nothing to see here.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,511 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 5/20/2004
Looking at the Stars reviews
Set in Armada. A million years before coming to Earth, a hungover private Jetfire lies in a gutter and angsts. Chapter 8: All your grumpy veterans are belong to us.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,358 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005
The World's Smallest Violin reviews
Skibble. Set in Armada. Takes place after 'I Think You're Gonna Like It Here'. Some days, it just isn't worth gnawing through the restraints.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
Not Easy reviews
Gangrene Gang fic. No Puffs, no Ruffs, no plot. Just a few vignettes for the green ones. Possible overtones of slash. Roast me to a crisp, baby.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005
Tactical Analysis reviews
Set in Armada. Starscream studies the enemy in its natural habitat. First on the agenda, making Red Alert's day a little bit worse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005
Beyond The Cheap Colored Lights reviews
Set in BW. Just looking at a couple of Predacons' lives before conquering Cybertron came into the picture. 'Ware the Scorpinok angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005
Ode To A Thistle Bush reviews
Set in BW, episode 1. Scraplet. Dinobot fic. Finding oneself exiled, friendless, damaged and stranded on an unfamiliar planet sucks a little bit. A member of the local wildlife contemplates the strange newcomer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2005
Long Distance Relationship reviews
Set in Armada. Someone is pining. Guess who...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2005
What Friends Are For reviews
Set in Armada, extremely pointless. Decepticon camaraderie. It's a scary, scary thing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2005
No Evil reviews
Set in G1, on Cybertron. Short Reflector ficlet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2005
Don't Look Down reviews
Set in BW, Season 1. The things we don't regret can be even worse than the things we do. Dinobot angst. And slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2005
Asylum reviews
Set in Armada.(Slashfic) asylum: 1. sanctuary; refuge and safety; a place of refuge 2. a home for the insane.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2005
Devils and Black Sheep reviews
Set in Armada. Decepticon training. Ex-Autobots. Hyperactive helicopters. Irritating seekers. Poor Thrust. He didn't sign up for this.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2005
Nemesis reviews
Set in Armada. Flyerfluff. Jetfire should know better than to play silly tricks on unstable Decepticon warriors...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2005
I Think You're Gonna Like It Here reviews
Set in Armada. Jetfire enjoys his latest assignment; showing the new guy around. Follows on from 'Bad Comedy'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2005
Wreck The Halls reviews
Set in Armada. Obligatory ridiculous little Christmas fic. Can Megatron and the Decepticons discover the true meaning of Christmas? No, but they've got the lasers ready...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2004
Vertigo reviews
Set in Armada. What, precisely, is the leader of the Decepticons doing at this time of the night and what does it have to do with Starscream? Edit: Added disclaimer, changed title, nothing new.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2004
Stained Glass reviews
Strange little thing...in which we discover that Unicron’s job has certain perks and that Autobots cannot spell. Set before Armada. Quite a long time before, actually.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2004
Bad Comedy reviews
Set in Armada. Jetfire's day goes to maggots. Exactly what the title implies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2004
Sacrificed reviews
Set in Armada. At what point does abandonment end and betrayal begin?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2004
Bravely Bold Cyclonus reviews
Set in G1. Cyclonus's day goes from bad to excrutiating as he discovers why Decepticons should never be allowed near Monty Python.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2004