Hey my name is Maggie. I love ribs,white rice,soccer,writing,reading, and The Hunger Games trilogy.

Let the odds be in your favor. (From the Hunger Games.)

I live in the USA and I'm not stupid so I'm not telling you exactly where I live.

My favorite saying is; Cool Beans.

Favorite couples:

Katniss/Peeta (Hunger Games)

Check out my website: www.maggiesunseri.blogspot.com

I just changed my pen name from dolphinz99 (kinda kiddish i've had it for a while) to soccerwriter99.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue,

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat,

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Every time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind,

If I spare someone, something… once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember Hunger Games

And Catching fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

79 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
40. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
42. Shave.
43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
45. One word: Flatulence!
46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
47. Do Tai Chi exercises.
48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
55. Leave a box between the doors.
56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
57. Start a sing-along.
58. Play the harmonica.
59. Lean against the button panel.
60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
61. Bring a chair along.
62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
63. Blow spit bubbles.
64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe.
74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
75. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"
77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this into your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile.

Try and read this...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

I went crazy with a knife on a hill! Don't worry, I didn't murder anybody!! Only annoying weeds!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile

If u love chocolate copy and paste this to ur profile.

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If u already lost ur sanity copy and paste this to ur profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you usually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hang out with the guys even though you're a girl, copy and paste!

If you are completely random, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

1. You came to look at my profile because you were bored, saw my name on your review, or
randomly saw my name and thought 'hey. wonder who this is.'
2. You think that whatever the heck this is that I'm doing is pointless or just plain weird.
3. You are a fan of Naruto, Bleach, Deathnote, InuYasha, Twilight, Warriors, and/or Harry Potter.
5. You like to rean fanfics and/or look at fanart.
6. You would have nightmares if you saw Gaara, Ichigo, Light, Sesshomaru, Tigerstar, and/or Voldemort in
a sparkly pink frilly tu-tu.
7. You just thought about the image I created and either laughed or shuddered or both.
8. You are thinking that I'm getting everything right simply by luck or cheating.
9. You want to chuck a rock or something more painful at anyone who beats a child or defensless animal.
10. You were too busy reading all of this to notice what number four said.
11. You just went back and looked up at number four.
12. You are laughing to yourself and nodding.
13. You are wondering what I'll pull out next to surprise you with.
14. You think this is funny or at least a little humorous.
15. You are thinking about showing or sending this to a friend.

If everything I've said so far is right, or you think it's funny in any way whatsoever, paste this to your profile for others to enjoy.

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a
wealthy family.

The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the
mansion’s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small
space in the cold basement.

As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in
the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older
angel replied, “Things aren’t always what they seem.”

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor,
but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food
they had the couple let the angel sleep in their bed where they could
have a good night’s rest.

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his
wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay
dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older
angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything,
yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was
willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.

“Things aren’t always what they seem,” the older angel replied.
“When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was
gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed
with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall
so he wouldn’t find it.” Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed,
the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things
aren’t always what they seem.”

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don’t turn out
the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that
every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until
some time later…

These Are Really Fun Things to do;

Speak in improper English like ain't, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.

Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.

When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.

If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.

When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer Two!'

Randomly raise your hand and say “The answer is three!”

Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words.

Have the note insisting that you are the most bestest' in the class and demand to be moved up.

During a test, tell the teachers the voices' are making you cheat

Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.

Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school.

Say that it is your dinner.

Talk in a redneck voice.

Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate's hair.

When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets

If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.

If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.

When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say I'll never tell' and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven't been allowed to answer a question yet.

Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say I just did'

Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room.

Insist that that person is cheating off you.

Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off of you.

Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door.

When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there.

Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.

Meow and bark occasionally.

Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.

Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say “Oh, this is school! I thought this was McDonalds!

Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading

Stumble into class, slur your words and tell your teacher I swear to drunk I'm not God!'

Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.

Walk into class with handcuffs on your wrist and say “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.” (even if you aren't late)

Meow to answer a question

Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob.

Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.

Chew gum in class. If teacher says I hope you brought enough for everybody' take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.

Smack gum loudly. When told to throw it out, take out the gum and hold in on your finger. Then insist you don't have any gum, and put it back in your mouth.

Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had the problem' for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous.

Shove your heaviest book off your desk.

Repeat.

Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks.

Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.

Tell your teacher there is a disturbance the Force

Make a cone shape out of paper and glue red tissue paper to the top. Scribble/draw red and orange all over it. Wear it on your head and tell everyone that you're a volcano.

Tell your teacher you don't need to do your homework because you're skipping school tomorrow.

Tell your teacher that you're going to be sick tomorrow.

In anything but foreign language class (if you have one), speak in a foreign language.

Write Gullible' on a piece of paper. Tape that piece of paper to the floor, ceiling, or chalkboard. Then tell everyone there is gullible written on the _(floor ceiling or chalkboard).

If they don't believe you point, then say Made you look!'

Randomly laugh hysterically

Yell out STOP DROP AND ROLL

Tell your teacher to get ready to evacuate the school, for you are going to pull a fire alarm

Write objects in mirror are dumber than they appear' on a small mirror.

Ask people if they need to borrow your mirror.

Do the above, except on the bathroom mirrors.

Wear tissues on your head

Come into class with sunglasses, and pretend to shoot at your teacher with your fingers. Then loudly whisper Sorry, I had to get rid of the alien scum'

Pass around a petition against petitions

Raise your hand, act terrified and cry, saying You didn't have to be so mean!'

If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say It's the voices again.'

Hum If your happy and you know it' loudly then randomly start to cry

Try to get your class to sing “We don't need no education”

Randomly get up and run a lap around the room, then sit down and act as if nothing had happened.

Get up and get a tissue, then just stand and stare at the tissue.

If asked what you are doing by the teacher, claim that you are having a staring contest with the tissue and you're sure you are about to win.

Pretend to slap a fly and then go mmmm snack time'

Lead your class in a sing-a-long.

Poke the person sitting next to you repeatedly until they get angry, then blame it on your imaginary friend.

Go into class, and then run to the window. Sadly proclaim that your imaginary friend just committed suicide.

Invent an imaginary hamster.

Ask everyone if they would like to hold him.

In a creepy voice say to everyone You will die in seven days' Act like nothing had happened.

(If in a school that requires uniforms) Loudly talk about how one person's uniform is so two minutes ago' (even though you are wearing the same thing)

(If in a school with no uniforms) Put on a weird shirt and loudly whisper about everyone's bad fashion sense.

Raise your hand and wave it around like you know the answer. Then ask the teacher why they called on you.

Raise your hand and wave it eagerly like you know the answer. Do this for every question. When called on, answer every question Abraham Lincoln.'

Make up a language and when no one understands it act like they are crazy.

Laugh hysterically and proclaim You shall all perish! Perish I say!' Act like nothing had happened.

Try to hold a swordfight with rulers.

Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up, run into the wall and pretend to faint. Lay there until someone runs over to help you up, then walk out the door to go to the bathroom.

Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say That's mine!'

Read with your textbook upside-down.

Bring in a pillow and explain “The desk is too hard for sleeping.”

Bring in a pillow and lie in the aisle and pretend to go to sleep.

Walk down the aisle and pretend someone tripped you. Glare at that person for the rest of class.

Get up to sharpen your pencil or find a tissue, then stand up there and look around. Then cry out I'm lost!'

Create a map of the classroom. Use the map whenever you need to find your seat or a tissue or the pencil sharpener.

Carefully place the tissue box in a certain spot at the beginning of class. In class, scream or gasp and run over to the tissue box, acting like it was moved. Carefully fix it.

Repeat.

Ask if you can teach the class.

Draw caricatures of your teacher. Sign the paper with a classmate's name/initials. Leave the pictures on the classmate's desk.

Act jittery all class, shaking and twitching. Recoil whenever someone passes or tries to touch you.

Knit.

Start a poker game. Try to get your teacher to join.

Wear Mardi Gras beads and a party hat, and throw confetti into the air when school lets out.

Talk about your dream job as a janitor.

Bring a baby bottle to school. Drink out of it all day.

Cry if it gets confiscated.

Act like you're in the army, saluting to teachers and calling them ma'am and sir.

March everywhere.

Poke someone.

Twice.

Bring crutches to school.

Ask your teachers if they find sick pleasure in tormenting you.

If a teacher isn't already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the principal.

Put raisins over your teeth and grin widely at everyone you meet.

When you get homework, stand up, outraged, and yell that you're going to sue.

Convince someone to pretend to be your lawyer. Bring them to school the following day.

Dress up as the Phantom of the Opera or Dracula or other cape wearing people. Swish your cape.

A lot.

Whenever the bell rings or an ambulance/police car passes, yell about the pigs coming to get you, and run out of the classroom.

Like, say like,' like, a lot…like Speak with an accent, love.

Do the chicken dance.

If any of these get you in trouble, grumble loudly about how you hate Sharpies.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 who would laugh their heads off then copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 that hasn't then copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in God and are proud of it then copy and paste this into your profile.