This is the story that is forever ingrained in your mind. You may be stunned. You may even react with disgust. But wait. Stop. Don't think. Don't speculate. There is only one thing that matters. That's right. I'm going there. I'm so going there. So far in there that it's..well you know what I mean. I'm talking about the shapely ass of Bertholdt. -Reiner Braun