HELLO TO EVERYONE. I HAVE NOT UPDATED OR DONE ANY NEW STORIES IN SOME TIME DUE TO WORKING ON 3 WEBSITES. THEY ARE TAKING UP MOST OF MY TIME. ONCE I GET THE WEBSITES RUNNING SMOOTHER, I WILL ATTEMPT TO MAKE A COMEBACK ON HERE.

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1. I have some polls posted. Not sure why they aren't here though
2. Welcome to my Profile. I am delighted to say that i will always write something. I plan on making sure that my stories improve with each one. I like to be different. So all of my characters will be completely OOC. If you do not like my stories, then please do not read them. Each story will more than likely contain slash. Most of the time they will be male on male stories. Again, if you don't like it, then don't read. Thank you!
3. Dear bullies, See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.
4. According to a this website

Your in-depth results are:

Hufflepuff - 14
Ravenclaw - 12
Gryffindor - 9
Slytherin - 7

1. FAVORITE SAYINGS -

We are witches. We can do anything! (Penny Hallowell - from Charmed)

Yeah and you never will with them soup cans on your head! (Elvira - From Mistress of the Dark)

BIGGEST PET PEEVES

People who withhold chapters due to not getting enough reviews. How lame are you to not post chapters because you want x amount of positive reviews before you move on to the next chapter? Grow up. We are here to entertain the readers. Reviews are mainly to assist you. If you didn't get 50 reviews telling you what a brilliant author you are, that doesn't mean you aren't one.

Another thing that drives me nuts is people who review telling you they don't like how you are portraying a character. The author's are allowed to write the characters how they want them to act. If you want the characters to act a certain way, then write your own story. There is a reason this is fan fiction and we aren't as rich as JK Rowling and other authors. GIVE IT A REST!

FAVORITE PAIRINGS

HARRY/DRACO, HARRY/ LUNA

HARRY/HERMIONE, DRACO/HERMIONE

HARRY/CEDRIC, HARRY/EDWARD

HARRY/WYATT, DRACO/LUNA

FAVORITE CHARACTERS

HARRY POTTER, LUNA LOVEGOOD

HERMIONE GRANGER, MINERVA MCGONAGALL

SEVERUS SNAPE, CEDRIC DIGGORY

DOBBY, WINKY, KREACHER

RUBEUS HAGRID, NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM

FRED & GEORGE WEASLEY

ARTHUR WEASLEY

EDWARD CULLEN, ALICE CULLEN, JASPER HALE

LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTERS

GINNY WEASLEY, MOLLY WEASLEY

RONALD WEASLEY,PERCY WEASLEY

DOLORES UMBRIDGE, CORNELIUS FUDGE

BELLA SWAN, JESSICA STANLEY, MARGE DURSLEY

AMBIVALENT CHARACTERS THAT I LIKE AS GOOD OR BAD

ALBUS DUMBLEDORE, RITA SKEETER

BLAISE ZABINI, LUCIUS MALFOY

NARCISSA MALFOY, VOLDEMORT/ TOM RIDDLE

BELLATRIX LESTRANGE, PANSY PARKINSON

VERNON DURSLEY, PETUNIA DURSLEY

DUDLEY DURSLEY

JACOB BLACK

I HAVE MANY MORE STORIES THAT I HAVE WAITING FOR ME TO START. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU ARE PATIENT WITH ME AND BE KIND. I KNOW THAT NOT ALL OF WHAT I WRITE IS ACCEPTABLE TO EVERYONE. HOWEVER WHEN YOU FLAME AT ME, IT TAKES ME LONGER TO CONTINUE WITH A GOOD STORY. SO I ASK HUMBLY, THAT IF YOU DO NOT LIKE MY STORY THEN PLEASE DO NOT READ IT. CALLING ME NAMES AND SAYING UGLY THINGS WILL NOT CHANGE THE STYLE OR PLOT OF A STORY. I ALSO ASK YOU TO REMEMBER THAT THIS IS FAN FICTION. MOST AUTHORS WILL WRITE THE CHARACTERS OF A BOOK IN THEIR OWN INTERPRETATION. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE A POLITE SEVERUS SNAPE DOESN'T MEAN I AM A BAD AUTHOR. THAT JUST MEANS THAT I HAVE TALENT AND CAN TURN A CHARACTER INTO SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ELSE. IN MOST OF MY STORIES IF NOT ALL OF THEM, THE CHARACTERS ARE OOC.

Thank you all for taking the time to read this. Here is a list of all the books I have written or am working on.

NOTE - MANY OF MY STORIES WILL FEATURE SAME SEX PAIRINGS, BUT I DO NOT GO INTO DETAIL. MOST OF THE SCENES ARE MILD AND WILL NOT FEATURE DETAILED SEXUAL EXPERIENCES. I DO THIS OUT OF RESPECT FOR MY READERS. SO PLEASE DO NOT FLAME ME IF YOU DO NOT LIKE HOMOSEXUAL INNUENDOS. THIS IS YOUR WARNING. IT ISN'T MY FAULT IF YOU READ AND DO NOT LIKE.

I have gone back in and made a few corrections to the stories. If something is out of place, i won't know unless you let me know. PLEASE be polite with your reviews. I am more than willing to accept constructive criticism. There is a HUGE difference between constructive criticism and someone who is being rude. I DO NOT like it when people do nothing but complain about my stories. If my story is not your cup of tea then do us both a favor and do not read it. To be ugly about each chapter and never say anything nice is not only annoying, but it is extremely rude. I go out of my way to please my readers. I can not please everyone. IN the end, there is really only one person who needs to be pleased. That person would be me.

THANK YOU TO ALL MY WONDERFUL FANS. I AM ON MANY PEOPLE'S FAVORITE AUTHOR LIST. THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. I WILL UPDATE MY STORIES AS I CAN. I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW THAT I AM FAMOUS FOR CLIFF HANGERS. IT IS A STYLE THAT FITS MY STORIES. I GET FRIENDLY JABS ABOUT THIS AND I LAUGH WITH THEM. STAY TUNED FOR FUTURE STORIES. I HAVE MANY MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM.

SPECIAL THANKS GOES TO DZ2, MIKE DELPHI, AND RUTH HAMMOND FOR SUPPORTING ALL OF MY STORIES!

Do not forget that I am not a professional writer. This is fan fiction. I am not making money off of this and I will write what is in my heart.

I am also willing to be a BETA READER if you need one.

I rear ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver of the other car gets out of his car.

And you know how you get all stressed out and life just seems funny? Well I could not believe it. He was a dwarf!!! He comes over to my car, looks in at me and yells, I AM NOT HAPPY!!

So I look at him and say, Well which one are you then?

And that's how the fight started!!!