Bonjour, mon amour.

You have now entered the profile page of Bri. Beware of her extreme awesome-ness and ninja-like skill. You've been warned! Bri is this girl. She lives in Washington State and hates it thoroughly. Trust her, she knows what shes talking about. She'll be blowing out 15 sparkling candles this February. She's OBSESSED with Paramore, so if you ever have the urge to buy her something spiffy, get her Brand New Eyes, the new Paramore CD because she's also poor. :\ Or middle-class if that's what you wanna call it. She also hates mac computers, black bobby pins that don't match her chocolate brown pin strait hair, and grape flavored gum. Her biggest fears are slugs and missing the new episode of Monk on USA. So what if she likes Miley Cyrus and hates the Jonas Brothers? She's still a pretty radical girl right??

I thought so. :)