Hermione has some explaining to do to her child, Amelie. FD&HG But of course.

Book one of the Popcornata. This is a parody of Lord Loss, book one of the Demonata. Note: this is not poetry, it just starts with a poem. Rated T for blood and gore, which occurs later and language . WARNING: SERIOUSLY STUPID

This is a rewrite of G'night Booksie. What if Mr Crepsley had another assistant before Darren? What if she became a vampire willingly? What if she found herself developing a crush on Mr Crepsley? This is the tale of Monica Mastrelli. Rating may change

Niko is left distraught after Kate's death. When he meets a young girl living in an amusement park, could this change his life around? Who is she? Rated T for swearing. Ch. 4 is up. HIATUS

When Niko Bellic tries to close the doors to his past and start over, someone comes into his life and tries to force him back into bad habits. Does Niko have what it takes to relive the past in order to save a life? Chapter 6 now up.

Alternate Ending where ST and Nell didn't die. Set 1yr after the movie. Nell tries to convince Sweeney that he loves her. He does, but he's not admitting it anytime soon. No plotline at all! Features: All characters that didn't die, UBER A/Ns and PIE

Kate is gone, along with any hope Niko had left. However, for the sake of his family, he's trying to move on. But when a new friend get's him involved in new gang war, he may get his heart- or what's left of it- ripped out. NikoxOC

Niko reflects on his relationship with Kate, and is inspired by her to tell his daughter his story.

"So one day, Jack let the idea take over, holstered his guns, put on his Pa's old duster, and saddled up his horse and rode away." Jack Marston goes to visit Bonnie before beginning his quest to hunt down the man who killed his father.

It's Roman and Mallorie's wedding day but it doesn't mean it can't feel like the best day ever for Kate too.

What if: Judge Turpin never died? Sweeney burns Nellie, but the Judge rescues her? Once he discovers Nellie is in the clutches of the Judge, Sweeney realises he loves her. But is he beyond redemption? Which man will win Nellie’s heart? Eventual Sweenett

This is a sequel of New Assistance. There is a summary of the New assistance included in the first chapter...

during the second undead outbreak, a mysterious stranger claims to know how to end the outbreak and enlists Jack Marston to help him. please Read and Review

this is my reimaging of what could have happened, when John gets a letter asking for corn. contains spoilers One shot.

Ironically and completely by accident, Sweeney Todd becomes Fleet Street's new hero, which of course, causes drama, mayhem and maybe even some humor too. How can someone who's a hero be a good villain? Is it over for the Demon Barber?

John Marston meets the strange man one last time. One-Shot

Set after GTA IV Ending Revenge. After all that happens with Dimitri and Pegorino. NB Is back and discovers that there is no such thing as a ex Criminal

Google translate?

What the fudge? I'm fudging married to you?" Claire screamed as she stared at her best friend, Gray's, face in agony and frustration. ClairexGray

The backstory of the storm, briefly mentioned in Pirates 2

Welcome to the Vampire Academy! Please join us on our descent into hilarious hell for the clan. Kurda decides that it's time for the vampires in Vampire Mountain to get a formal education. Please R&R

The journal of Monica Mastrelli as she becomes Mr Crepsley's assistant and even falls in love with him. Being re-written under the name of The Vampire's First Assistant!

Darren and Evra are walking in the city when the stumble upon a boy unconcious in an alley. Or is it a girl? Rated T. May contain mentions of rape. I've now written an extra!

With a title like that, I'm pretty sure you don't need a summary, mate.

Jack shows Bonnie to his father's grave.

How Fred and George manged to get the map in the second chapter but read the first chapter .

Harry, Neville, Ron, Seamus and Dean sit around their dorm eating food and talking about pick-up lines. Some implied slash so if you don't like that... May not be updated reguarly as it is a series of oneshots and twoshots. Lots of sexual innuendos.

The life that Harry leads after the war, including marriage, babies and everything else. Harry/Hermione.

They are chosen. Eight vampires. Three years. An evil plan of Destiny. Mission - survive high school This fic is serious actually, the characters are going to stay in character! So, better than it sounds? Read and find out.

This is what happens when a wily pirate captain comes face-to-face with certain death. One-shot.

The city is bloody and battered, a lone man tries to survive overcoming the obstacles he faces. A short story based on an online match I played in GTA4.

What if Sweeney hadn't pushed Mrs Lovett in the oven? Could he and Mrs Lovett have the seaside life she'd always dreamed of? Or will the ghost of Lucy always get in the way? Finally Completed!

What is a leading man without his leading Lady? Jack has finally found his bonnie lass. Jack/OC **Read and Review**

No one is safe in the world of the Cocoabean! MWAHAHA! Yes, from Aflac ducks to failed heroics, I – poeismyhero – vow to create a parody that will have you ROFL before you can Twitter! Warning: character bashing - it’s a parody, people!

After renowned ex-Detective Chris Washington is released from jail on parole being falsely accused of murdering a fellow detective and unfairly tried, he delves into the underworld where he plots his revenge on the whole of the Vice City Police Department

What happens when all of the characters from Scrubs get a screen name on AIM? Funny stuff! Join JD, Elliot,Turk, and yes even the Janitor's hilarious conversations on AIM! *First Fan Fic*

The morning after defeating Voldemort, Harry finds he wants nothing more than to be left alone. However, angry goblins, dementors, and a well-meaning Minister make this impossible, imposing on Harry more responsibilities than he wants... and then some.

Originality? What's that? Yep, it's another parody of The Movie, in which there are anachronisms galore, girlie men aplenty, terrible song parodies, and much, much more. Read, review, repeat. FINALE CHAPTER UP NOW!

Harry & Hermione have been friends for a long while. Since the first day they met on the train, they've always been close. Throughout their friendship loads accused them of being more. Whether they are or not, these are the moments that lasted a lifetime.

Ron has moved out of the flat, Harry is now living on his own. Can Harry help Hermione move on from her misfortune? Will it ultimately bring them closer? H/hr.

GTA 4 After the discovery Niko and Michelle part ways but one thing could reunite them again. Summary sucks, just read. Rated T because this is Grand Theft Auto! Chap 12: Two words: Things happen.

To live and die in Liberty City. Packie McReary has had enough. His family has been betrayed and his closest friends are rapidly becoming his closest enemies. Contains strong violence, language and drug use.

I saw Jack Sparrow die by his own hand." New chapters added!

please, don't kill me.

Toby has a problem. Can Mrs. Lovett handle it before she finds out what Sweeney has been doing to Toby?

ON HOLD! Tobias returns to Fleet Street a grown man and an accomplished barber. He returns to the pie shop and meets Viviana Lovett, Nelly's niece. Will he follow in Sweeny's footsteps? READ & REVIEW!

Set after the course of GTA IV. Trying to deal with his cousin's recent death Niko Bellic is full of anger. However, the tables turn when it turns out someone has a problem with him. Niko does not know why he's in trouble. All he knows is he wants revenge

A one shot on the mission, the Holland Play. Niko puts an end to Playboy X. Why? Cause he like's Dwayne more.