A text written by Alirion (once Alirion Victrix, of Amaranth) regarding the physiology of Transformers and the intricacies of TF clinical treatment.

Jazz, Blaster, Springer, Arcee are sent to scout out an uncharted planet that caused Blur and Wheelie to crash their ship. What's so special about this planet? r & r and I might continue... ~J'dee

A bit of a 'what if' story--what if Jazz's first contact with a human hadn't been with Sparkplug and Spike? Also some speculation on Jazz's perceptions. SCHMALTZ AHOY, mateys. Arrh.

This is meant to be bad, people. Slash warning: absolutely wretched songfic warning. Don't take it seriously.

Optimus' noodles will not open! Only Jazz - and possibly a million other inept mechanoids - can solve this crisis! Read Now! Chapter 7 uploaded! You didn't think I'd forgotten, did you?

Jazz speaks about death and his own near death experience

While investigating a rash of thefts, Jazz finds out about a "small" part of Cybertronian history.

G1 on Crack This is what happens when Nightwind, Charles Dickens, and a high fever collide... Not my best fanfic effort by any stretch of the imagination, but it's occasionally amusing, I suppose... Not to be taken seriously, though...

My first foray into the TF world. God save us all. Feeling confused and lonely after the events of the movie, Jazz (!) finds comfort in a conversation with an old pal. There's a lot of talking, very little action. Now with a few corrections!

G1 Downed and badly damaged in Death Valley, Thundercracker has nothing left to do but think. Oh, the HORROR!

G1 Warning! Prowl fangirl on the loose! No, really! This one's good if you like gore, death, rebirth, and Prowl on a serious guilt trip. Put it this way: I've always thought the episode 'Autobot Spike' could've been done a lot better.

My first fic, a response to all the