Lady Of The Semicolonshide bio
 Author has written 33 stories for Final Fantasy IX, Legend of Zelda, Legend of Dragoon, and Harry Potter. Uh... hi. I'm the Lady of the Semicolons, but I typically go by Lotus. As far as writing goes, I am rather slow. So... yeah. Criticism is nice. It really is. I don't give it often, though... I'm trying to rectify that. If I'm explicitly asked to give it, I will, though. If that's the case, expect spelling/grammar stuff. If you read any of my stories labelled under the genre of humor, odds are that said story will be slightly to moderately insane. So be forewarned. |
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Karma by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
How one rainy night can change a person's life forever. AU. Zidag.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,903 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Garnet A., Zidane T. - Complete
Free as the Wind by S.R.H. Fade reviews
Link and Link find themselves on an island called Outset, where a young boy named Link lives. 'Nuff said.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,051 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Link
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
Clouded Glass by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
They say never judge a book by its cover, but when that cover is a lecherous thief with an eye on a princess, what's a knight to do?
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2011 - A. Steiner, Zidane T. - Complete
Didn't You Get the Memo? by TamIsMyFather reviews
An epistolary fanfiction featuring a series of memos that covers the entire span of Dissidia and chronicles the resulting hilarity.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 287 - Words: 34,590 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Black Heart Stomp by Raindog Bride reviews
An eleven-thousand-year-old ex-dragoon and a Rouge outlaw with a war god on her back. She's on the run, he's forgotten how. Bandits. Bad dreams. Bad decisions. A frightfully long epic in the making.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Claire F., Zieg F.
Group of Weirdos: Majora's Mask by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Link travels to a new land on a more personal journey, but ends up wrapped in another superevil's schemes. He must now go across Termina and gain allies to fight against Skull Kid, and who better than the bosses he beats? It worked so well last time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,274 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Link, Ganondorf, Tatl - Complete
Fidelity by Windsong reviews
Silver and Crobat. It loves its master because it's never learned how to hate. Eventually, Silver learns how to love it back.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Silver/Rival, Crobat - Complete
Love in a Dungeon by LittleBlueNayru reviews
WEIRD PAIRING ONESHOT. In which there is love in one of the many Zelda dungeons. CRACK, JOKEFIC, SATIRE, ONESHOT. Do not take seriously. Features Big Key x Dungeon Map x Compass.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
Snape in Cape by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Drabble written for the Dr. Seuss Challenge at P&S, issued by Graciella Bellanotte-Diadoro. Harry gets caught writing some interesting poetry during Potion's class...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Brick By Brick by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
A princess, a thief, and a look into the building of a tumultuous relationship. Bewarned: lime and swearing. Complete.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,470 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Garnet A., Zidane T. - Complete
I Saw a Forest by Cucco of Time reviews
This is a poem that actually came from my own emotions/contemplations more so than my other poems, I suppose . It has a deep, allegorical nature. I'm going to let you figure it out as you read it poems have more impact in their delivery that way .
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Link, Saria - Complete
Barrels of Trouble by iloveit reviews
It's about Ashton. And barrels. What more do you need to know?
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Ashton A. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Miranda's Rose by Amanda Swiftgold reviews
Just a little poem about Miranda's long-enduring bitterness. Complete.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Complete
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Not Another Christmas Parody reviews
Ganondorf hates Christmas fanfiction season. Zant tries to cheer him up... with a parody of the 12 Days of Christmas.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
Moonfall reviews
An acrostic poem centered around Majora's Mask
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Complete
Interlopers reviews
Miranda struggles with fitting in with the other Dragoons. Albert tells her that she isn't the only one.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Complete
Dear Fratley reviews
To keep herself sane, Freya writes herself letters as though she were sending them to Fratley.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Freya C. - Complete
Falter reviews
Rose doubts herself. One-sided Rose/Dart.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Rose, Dart F. - Complete
Flute Boy's Lament reviews
A Link to the Past. Flute Boy's final thoughts before the Dark World turns him into a tree.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Complete
The Nature of Masks reviews
Majora's Mask. As they rest at the inn, Tatl ends up learning something shocking about her partner.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Tatl, Link - Complete
Beetle Problems reviews
Skyward Sword. Link gets creative when facing Ghirahim's horde.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Circle Slowly, Hero Brave reviews
The battle between the hero and his shade, from the shade's point of view.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Dark Link, Link - Complete
Puppet Strings reviews
Ganondorf resents Demise for the part he has forced him to play.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Ganondorf, Demise - Complete
Your Sanity For A Loach reviews
Ocarina of Time. The owner of the fishing pond is convinced Link has gone off the deep end. Maybe he has; he's trying to catch the Hylian Loach.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Link - Complete
The Fate of All Traitors reviews
Regulus Black has a conversation with the Death Eater sent to kill him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Regulus B., Peter P. - Complete
Live No Evil reviews
Just as things start going Ganondorf's way, something very odd happens...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Ganondorf - Complete
Betrayal reviews
"The people believed that the Hero of Time would again come to save them... But the hero did not appear." Wind Waker, just before the flooding of Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Complete
The Soulless reviews
Majora's Mask. If the Elegy Statue could speak, it would be taunting him...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Link - Complete
If The Dragoons Had Facebook reviews
The title is pretty self-explanatory. A sort of modified Facebook "News Feed." Randomness and insanity lie within. Complete with epilogue.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Dart F., Rose - Complete
Choosers of the Slain reviews
It was remarkable, really, how alike they were...
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Rose, Kanzas
Roses of May reviews
It's been done before, yeah. But the words popped into my head and wouldn't leave me alone, so blame them. "Lyrics" to Roses of May/Loss of Me/Beatrix's Theme.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Beatrix - Complete
Ilia Isn't the Stalker reviews
Twilight Princess. In the world of fanfiction, Ilia is often stereotyped as an obsessive stalker. But what if the real stalker was someone else?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ilia, Link - Complete
O Evil's Bane reviews
Of love destined to never come to fruition. Tragedy/Angst/Romance. Link x depends on your interpretation, which for all I know doesn't have to be those listed. Villanelle.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Saria, Midna - Complete
How the Gerudo King Stole Christmas reviews
Parody of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Yay parodies and slight weirdness.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Ganondorf, Zant - Complete
Wedding Dress reviews
Overhearing a conversation between her companions in the Twin Castle, Rose reluctantly relives an old memory.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Rose, Zieg F. - Complete
And The Mind Boggles reviews
Majora's Mask. More of a scene than a story, so it's somewhat drabble-ish... I think. Link has gotten himself into a rather unheroic situation.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Deku Scrub Link, Tatl - Complete
Gold Regalia reviews
Kongol's thoughts as the party visits Lohan and comes across a particular stone...
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kongol - Complete
Link In Pink reviews
A parody of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Carrier Pigeons reviews
A succession of so many mistakes can hardly lead to anything good, can it? Or can it? Or does it screw things up even more?
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Eiko C., Blank
Tripolar Is Not A Word reviews
One of these days, Zant is going to drive himself insane. Well, that's what you get for having multiple personalities. Very, very random.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Zant - Complete
Life on Terra reviews
AU. Humorous snippets of what might have happened if Zidane had grown up on Terra. Chapters may not be in chronological order. Kuja technically ought to be older than he is, but he is closer in age with Zidane for the sake of the story.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,924 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Zidane T., Kuja
So Like His Father reviews
Majora's Mask. Lulu's thoughts about one of her sons, whose name is Mikau.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Lulu - Complete
Conflict reviews
Majora's Mask. The quest in Termina is taking its toll on the Hero. The Three Goddesses of Hyrule attempt to intervene on his behalf.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Din, Farore - Complete
I Didn't Know It Was Part of the Job Description reviews
Eiko loses a tooth. She doesn't believe Zidane when he tells her about the tooth fairy. There's only one way to find out the truth. I must warn you, this is pretty ridiculous. T for slight language.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Eiko C., Zidane T. - Complete
At The Top of the Wall reviews
It is never said what happened to Eiko Carol's parents. Told from the view of Eiko's grandfather.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete