Hello.

This is Seska.

Don't ask which universe.

The "fics" are all the universes.

Sorry for the oracle speak.

(Because of copyright, if you live in a universe where Star Trek isn't real, it belongs to Paramount. Same thing goes for Doctor Who and the BBC, Calvin and Hobbes and Bill Watterson, and Agents of SHIELD and ABC. I am writing this here so I am not looked down upon if my uploads aren't prefixed with a disclaimer.)

Message to Command:

The Omniverse Event has begun to affect one more universe - the one with a galaxy-spanning power called "the Federation." Our operatives are compiling a report. It's called "The Q Effect." As usual, the truth is probably not what you expect.

Modifications of other profile additions:

Real girls aren't perfect. Perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Connect a Barbie doll to a Memotech and hack the Pentagon. FROM MY HEART AND THROUGH MY HAND, WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND, MY INTENTIONS!

AUTHOR'S NOTES: To declutter the stories, I don't put A/N's on them. But, starting with Digimon Abridged, I'm putting them up on a Google Site. Here's the link (copy paste into browser): https://sites.google.com/site/ffn6139269ans/

RELEASE DATES:

VOYAGER D

1. Stormfront - Sept. 23, 2014

2. The Two Ensigns - Sept. 24, 2014

3. Settling In - Sept. 24, 2014

4. Of Trilithium And Talaxians - Sept. 24, 2014

5. Homeworld - Sept. 24, 2014

6. Array - Sept. 26, 2014

BACKGROUND UNDERSTANDING

1. Let There Be Q - Sept. 24, 2014

2. Five Lights - Sept. 25, 2014

THE TIGER AND THE BORG

1. Prologue - Sept. 24, 2014

2. USS Voya- - Sept. 24, 2014

3. Computer, Override Autonomous Controls - Sept. 24, 2014

4. 50981 Point 5 - Sept. 26, 2014

MULTIVERSAL STORM

1. Merger - Sept. 26, 2014

2. Exchange - Sept. 26, 2014

CAPTAIN CALVIN

1x1:0 Lieutenant - Oct. 1, 2014
Trailer chapter. Lt. Paris, huh?

1x1:1 Intrepid - Oct. 4, 2014
Voyager gets thrown into the Delta Quadrant, and immediately starts building a fleet. 969 words

1x1:2 Spaciotemporal Displacement - Oct. 30, 2014
Blue jello, new transporters, passcodes from hell... weird quadrant.

1x1:3 Spare Reactors - Feb. 23, 2015
So why exactly is there a banjo player on an alien starbase?

1x1:4 Caretaker - Aug. 10, 2015
The conclusion to our season premiere, tying up some ends and making new ones.

MY NOT-QUITE-IMMORTAL

Regeneration 0: Fob Watch - Oct. 30, 2014
Trailer chapter. Jenny's third death. 191 words

WATER PISTOL

1.0 Come Along, Pond Pt 0 - Nov. 13, 2014
160 words

1.1 Come Along, Pond Pt 1 - Jun. 21, 2015
255 words

1.2 Come Along, Pond Pt 2 - Jul. 3, 2015
520 words

BREAKPOINT

0. Prologue: Arrival - Jun. 15, 2015
(Seska) Trailer chapter. 55 words

1. Awakening - Jun. 18, 2015
(Reka) Trailer chapter. More questions, only one answer. 172 words

THE (HITCHHIKER'S) ENCYCLOPEDIA MULTVERSA

1. (999) 712-4628 - Jun. 24, 2015

2. Surround 5.1 - Jun. 25, 2015

OF TIME LORDS AND MEN

1.0 Born Again - Jul. 7, 2015
Trailer chapter. 179 words

ALLONS-Y

1. Vworp - Jul. 13, 2015
A crazy invention, a shrieking companion, and an insane kid. 441 words

THE X-UNIT

1x00 Prologue - Aug. 15, 2015
Trailer chapter. Our Unit arrives. 254 words

THE Q EFFECT

1. Crossover - Sep. 16, 2015
Trailer chapter. 271 words

2. Crossover, Part 2 - May 6, 2016
In which the commbadge generation UI is horrible, and continuity is completely broken. 666 words

DIGIMON ABRIDGED

Season 1: The last thing seven kids expected was to be thrown into a lethal virtual universe. Teaming up with an amnesiac Bajoran and an insane fangirl, the dysfunctional army shall begin...

1x01 And So It Begins - Dec. 16, 2015
In which our team attempts to work together, and there is (some) phaser fire. 2094 words

1x02 Holy 2001 - Mar. 10, 2016
In which there is much deadpan snarking, and there are more questions than answers. 1406 words

===OTHER ONE-SHOTS===

Advert for the Emergency Services - Jun. 14, 2015