Hey anyone and everyone, my name is Amy. I'm eighteen. Just graduated high school. I'm in the United States. New York. No, not the city. I'm on the internet. It's a fantastic thing.

I don't write a quarter as much as what I used to. In fact, I rarely ever write, but I have been told I am a good writer. I do rather well at editing and, having taken writing courses in school, have a pretty good idea of how a story should be presented. I love giving constructive criticism, and I will not just tell you what you like to hear. I'll be honest. I like to find deeper meaning and really connect with a character's psyche, really explore their thoughts and personality. It's just something I've always been good at. And enjoyed. :

I will be more than happy to review your work, but in all honesty, I do not have the time for some of your incredible stories. Those of you who write novels (literally) probably do not even need my help. I prefer nice shorter stuff. Or a chapter by chapter thing.

Also, like anyone else on this website, I really adore reviews. And not just "that was cute." I'd like some honest opinions, how to fix my work, what you thought of my perceptions/opinions. Go ahead. BASH ME! But for the sake of my computer's life, don't write me short reviews that don't mean anything, else I'll have to throw this laptop across the room.

Is anyone really reading this?

Well, if you are, kudos to you, I'll review your stuff and edit it for you if you like. Grammar nut over here. Might not know everything, but know a lot more than some. I like talking to people. I like making friends. I'm totally a nice person. Let's chat. Come on, seriously. e-mails, instant messaging, pen pals via snail mail, let's get it going.

So go on, don't be shy. Hit me up. Talk to me. AIM me - DuckInAPuddle009

AP Calculus 2008-2009!
I got a 5 on my AP Calculus exam!! YES!

"Don't fall into that bear trap!" - Mr. Hill, the greatest teacher in all of teacherism.