![]() can you blveiee tihs? Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh i awlyas kenw i was strnage. You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job... 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Really Dumb Store labels: On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemons, make apple jucie and let life wonder how the heck you did it! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Stereotypes Suck: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. Have you ever wondered: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? an infected blasted mosquito bite 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOm? PICTURES COLLAGES AND AWARDS 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? mi have no idea i am asleep!!!!!: 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? anything 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? around 3ish 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? food 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? my awsome couzins 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? eberything‼ 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? no idea but i am pretty short 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? when i am trying not too be 11.DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? after a horror flick 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I dont know 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? no idea 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? brown hair and amber eyes 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? at home after a fancy home cooked meal and the magically appears on my hand with a ruby inset inside. 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? neither tea is always the best 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? candian minus the peporini 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? rice and eggs 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? a mini toy piplupffrom my uncle when i was ditched by the fam and my couzin got yugioh cards and i didn't 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? yup 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? too hard to choose . . . 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yes 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A totally awesome fish 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I think THAT depends of what kind of person you are 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? never face too face cause that is too embarissing true cards is always the best. 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: why? 54, cause that is the first thing that came up 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes :D 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My Momma 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? IDIOCY AND REPETIVE NOISES 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? i live in canada. NO DER I HAVE BEEN OUT OF THE STATES 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? my temper and height 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I think so :D 37. FIRST JOB? my parents restaurant but it was a forced job 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes, and i got caught because those people have a thingy that can track the number? 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? reading fanfic 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? yup had to get my appendix out 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My resemblance to my mother "with ur so pretty" starting it 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? some thing home made or awesome 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? one 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope my name was seen in my dads dream 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes but they never come true 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? watever is there 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? yes but is pretty ugly 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? eww 52. ANY BAD HABITS? bad handwritting, bad grammar, bad temper 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? who still owns cds? 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? absolutely 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? YUP 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? punching the wall till my knuckles hurt 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?My Grandparents Home 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My pokemon stuffies 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? tooo lazy to check 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? yes i watched it everyday!! 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? no really iam sarcastic thanks for the new flash? 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatoes. 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Humor 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? kirstypoopoochau 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? BOA 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? anything anime, melodramatic or insanely funny 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? What's that? 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla, lychee and mango 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? no idea i randomly do push ups 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? nope was totally clue less 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? no idea 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes 76. WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? first date by blink182 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? cplus... a soda 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Mother 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? the height and then the hair 81. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? July 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? cancer 86. EYE COLOR? Brown 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? edo 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? the oc season 3 episode one! 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? CHINESE NEW YEAR 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? no 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?no idea 95. KISSES OR HUGS? hugs 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? I prefer "Relationships" 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? shoes 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? dont have one 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Er... Lovable?? |
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