A simple compilation of AUs from the Will You Please JohnDave AU.

AU. 1950s, America. Anti-German sentiment is alive and well, and for most young people, destiny is already decided. But one American and one German may stray from their intended paths, and perceptions are always subject to change. America x Germany

Told from multiple points of view, this journey through both intimate relationships and the revelation of the Game's post-effect on the Beta kids, Alpha kids, and their Guardians.

A romantic tale of what might have been between The Signless and The Psiioniic. This portrayal shall be told through various character points of views and shall be as equally smutty as it is fluffy, packed with deep, philosophical ramblings, heated emotion, burning desires, sweet words, and lustful journeys with mind blowing detail. (Updates may be infrequent due to long chapters)

There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's... They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Hammertime, Pepsicola

Your name is John Egbert, super awesome demon hunter kinda , and you currently have a sunglasses clad demon sitting on your couch eating fruit loops out of what you believe is a mixing bowl, and frankly your a bit unsure of what to do.

When Dirk finds himself in deep debt to Jack Noir, his younger brother Dave finds a way to take the debt off of his hands. But in doing so, he faces...unforeseen consequences. MPREG. *ON HIATUS*

GPI is a paranormal investigators team, but when a trip to a graveyard to test out their new equipment goes terribly wrong, Dave is the one to suffer most of the spiritual blows.

John Egbert quite the spoiled rich kid. It is three months til his 18th Birthday and hes forced to live the last bits of his childhood in Texas on his own. How does one cope with such poor and wild people? HammerTime PepsiCola JohnXDave

Pretty self explanitory. Scary urban legends with Hetalia characters in them. The first one's pretty sad. Rated T for language and character death. Rating may change.

John finds himself in a new school where the only attention he gets is from bullies. After a particularly bad time with them, Jake finds him and befriends him. this is based on zeborah's drawings who can be found on tumblr of their highschool au

How Meenah Peixes lost her weird acquaintances, status, and gold. - Meenah, Aranea, and an brain damaged skull.

Karkat Vantas, a young prince, must travel through the black forest to reach his fiance's kingdom. Only the Black forest is the most dangerous place in all the kingdoms. Only one Gamzee Makara, a deranged man, can safely lead him through the darkest forest. Humanstuck

Karkat Vantas is the lead director at the ever popular software company Prospitian Tech. But days of incompetence wear his patience thin, and the new transfer to Dersite Tech has him on edge, and caught in a certain programmer's eyes. T for Karkat

when Dave went back in time, he met the Signless...

While visiting England one day, America discovers a secret room filled with magical items, particularly a mirror, which leads him into a world where America lost the American Revolution. Includes 2P!characters. Main pairings: UsUk. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!

Tavros was a quiet sufferer, and his pain only led him to a place where the broken are kept. Maybe with help, the group can bring each other a little more hope and faith. Sadstuck/AU

MATURE: I started writing this when I realized that there aren't a lot of these stories... a lot are copies on other websites... but anyways, it's done on Valentine's Day, so whatever. c Andrew Hussie's characters. Yay Homestuck! ...SO yeah... SSSMMMMUUUTTTT! LEMON ! Whatever you wan a call it ;D

A story by Misa-chu and me. Discontinued. It starts off with Karkat being abused by his owner, later to be taken in by John. After some mischief, they visit Rose and her troll Kanaya.

"A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was three years ago he was admitted to this hospital, it is only today he will remember his name. What will the name of this young man be?" -norhuu from Tumblr. Follow her for amazing things like the picture and summary quote.

Karkat Vantas was a prestigious ballet dancer, but after a terrible accident his dreams were crushed. A few years after the inncident, Karkat is offered a position as a ballet instructor, and when a boy named John Egbert floats into his classes, Karkat is determined to make him the best in the world. Based off of Nevernoahh's Dancestuck AU.

Humanstuck! It's Terezi's birthday and she decides to throw a sleepover party. Everyone gathers in her house, but a certain blonde cool kid can't seem to keep his hands off of a certain wound up ball of anger. What happens when Terezi suggests a game that ends up having the ball of anger and the cool kid locked in a closet? A lot of interesting things are said and done.

A bunch of one-shots involving the kids from homestuck, but as actual children! Send in suggestions as a review for which kid/troll I should do next, please. Short summaries of plots you want would be nice as well

John Egbert enrolls as a new student to a prestigious New York dance academy. To his surprise, his jazz instructor happens to be none other than Karkat Vantas, whom has been John's idol since he was twelve. It's been four years since the incident that supposedly knocked Karkat off the path of fame, and John has some questions... Johnkat, probably not going heavy on the smut.

Karkat is having a little bit of… trouble… opening a jar of nutella. Fluff, JohnKat

Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS

It doesn't happen, the punches don't start flying like he suspects, and instead feels the cool touch of Brobot's hand set upon his stomach. Jake x Brobot.

What kind of party is it if you don't have breadsticks? Hint, a really lame one.

John decides to come out of the closet.

Dave: go to the kitchen to satiate your grumbling tummy. first Homestuck fic... as it is my new obsession.

Karkat is just trying to enjoy himself with a good book, but John is in the mood for some attention.

Ice cream and movies and eight-year-olds being dorks and adults being dorks. A prompt from/tiny gift for humanmatingritual on tumblr. Dave/John, Dad/Bro; why isn't there a "fluff" option in the genre drop down?

Your name is Dirk 'D' Strider, and suddenly your life is taking a turn for the better. Everything went to hell when Rosco's Records was demolished by a meteor. But amidst the rubble, you found a baby. Now you've got to clean your life up, get help, figure out what to do and what not to do with a baby, and through it all rekindle relationships that changed your life for the better.

Humans have to tell things. It's part of their being. If you don't tell, if you don't say anything, then you're not human. Or maybe you're holding it all up, and one day someone is going to say the right word, and it'll all come pouring out and suddenly you're a little puddle of feelings on the ground, pathetic, whimpering, and totally exposed. T for slight swearing and such.

Gamzee works at a bakery and Karkat is getting sick of all the sweets and the extra weight it's putting on him. Gamzee thinks it's pretty sweet.

The long-awaited meeting between Dave and Dirk Strider doesn't pan out the way either of them had expected. Dave never thought he'd fuck up so badly beforehand, and Dirk never thought it would happen at all. Rated for language.

Dave can't sleep, so he goes to his Brother. Feelings are brought up, and it gets interesting. Yaoi, Stridercest. Dave topping.

Alfred and Arthur find the best way to unwind after a hard day is to get drunk as hell. Their fun little drinking game, however, turns out to be more then what they needed.

America and England usually fight, but when one gets to America things do not end up well. America's hidden feelings for Iggy makes America heart broken, and wanting to never see him again. And, when he gets a hold of England's magic book he makes a wish that might not be able to be undone.

Dave's community service is at a hospital. A hospital where he meets a boy named John.

As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.

People are ringing the Canadian's door for some reason and leaving food behind. Most of the entries will be drabbles until the last one.

Karkat has a problem that he needs a little help with.

"What did your Master order you to do?" Alfred loosened the tie around his neck and hung his jacket and tie over the back of a chair. "Stay in here." Arthur gulped, his trembling hands balling into fists. "That's right." Alfred stood in front of Arthur with his arms crossed. "Did you obey my order?" "N-no, Master…" Arthur looked down.

Everyone is together again, and for some reason Karkat is angrier than usual. Sollux takes on the daunting task of cheering up the cranky troll.

Black hair, blood-red eyes, and an ear twitch. He knew what Sollux wanted to say. It was all over his lisp... lips. 'Why not ditch the dithguithe' A humanstuck AU with cat-boy Karkat Vantas shenanigans. Rated T for Karkat. Solkat cuteness!

Your name is Dave Strider sex god— your title and job description. Well maybe not a sex god, more along the lines of a sex demon. But the life of a devil is unironically lonely and you don't know if you can deal with it anymore. Oneshot Parallel to my other story Better the Devil you Know from Daves POV. Can be read first or after but is best when read alongside the original story

John is sick. And miserable. And Dave is actually being concerned? That's a first. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime, fluff

At 9 sweeps old a very bored Eridan Ampora wants to catch up and make peace with a particular Psiioniic but things go a little, off in their conversation...smut, light psionic bondage, dirty talking, bulge jobs and not a bucket in sight

John tries to impress Dave and ends up with frozen strawberries on his knees. Based on the song "Bruises" by Chairlift. Dave and John are about 7 years old. Fluffy shenanigans ensue.

In which John wears Dave's shirts.

It was like a game of cat and mouse. Dirk made his intentions clear, Jake found it amusing to stay just out of the man's reach. AU.

Alternately titled: Taste the Rainbow. John and Dave paint the walls of their new apartment bedroom. Shenanigans ensue. Pointless fluff based off of Moeartea's headcanon on tumblr.

In which Alfred has a nightmare and wants to sleep next to Kiku. Kiku, of course, makes excuses. Lighthearted and humorous hurt/comfort. Ameripan, with one or two mentions of FrUK.

please don't think this is serious oh my god dave/bro lovin, m/m obvs rated xxxx for stupidity and anime

John falls asleep webcamming and Dave leaves some dumb - cute - messages for him when he wakes up. Based off of Moeartea's headcanon.

Oneshot, Dirk/Jake, Jake POV. Inspired by a post on tumblr.

POV Dirk, T for language. AU with no SBURB, all the kids are visiting Jake's island. Dirk gets pretty badly injured saving Jake, Jake is beat up about it, feelings ensue. Broship, more in later chapters. Reviews more than welcome.

"You're just mad because I won the race again!" You stuck out your tongue and flailed about again, still hopeless. He was completely on top of you pinning you down by your wrists. Dave/John Drabble Fluff High School AU Oneshot

Unfortunately for all involved, AR likes Jake just as much as his creator does. But then again, glasses define attraction differently. AR/Jake English, AR/Jake's Glasses, Jake English/Dirk Strider, glasses-on-glasses cybersmut

Sweden refuses to date anyone after his relationship with Finland. Will a strange encounter in a hotel change all that? Possibly one of a series. In which Sweden can't let go and America wants him out of his shell.

Sollux is pretty sick, but Karkat has been reading up on how to break a fever.

Sometimes Eridan just needs a little discipline.

"It had seemed like Sollux and Eridan hadn't been able to take their eyes off of each other. Feferi could have smacked herself for being so dumb. They wanted each other, even if they didn't realize it, they did, and badly." Story for Santabound.

Dave tried to delude himself into thinking he's too cool for Egderp. But then his feelings change. ONESHOT.

Karkat lost his beautiful voice. And him and Sollux are most upset about this... for different reasons... oneshot...

In which Sollux is manic, and Karkat just happens to be in the wrong place at the right time. Mind tentacles ensue, among other things. For the Homestuck kink meme!

"Don't lie to me." Russia bit the top-edge of America's ear, lips curled and tone husky. He let go of the tender skin and leaned up to breath against the curl of sensitive hair he'd discovered. "Don't lie to yourself, either." Rus/Ame fun, fighting kink.

Dave, John, Karkat, and Sollux have been getting together for a while for college boy game nights. Will a drinking game help John bring Sollux out of his shell and settle something between Dave and Karkat?

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

Someone breaks Dave's sunglasses. The only gift he's ever cherished. The gift John gave to him. John/Dave slash OS.

Greasestuck AU. All Kanaya wanted to do was buy Rose a Coke. Rose/Kanaya

"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.

Gamzee attempts to cheer Tavros up, but really only succeeds in making him feel worse; physically worse, that is. He warned you about those stairs, bro. Written for a contest on deviantart.

There's a reason why the winters in America and Canada are warmer during the El Niño. Smutty AmericaxCanada oneshot.

Canada/America. Canada has his own way of winning arguments: blowjobs.