darkpothead
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. |
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Son of Potter, Daughter of Black by DaSalvatore reviews
Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 283,196 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 5,119 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Sirius B., Narcissa M.
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 4,238 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 1,347 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Apothecary by grenouille7777 reviews
JKR gave us a snapshot of their lives long after the Final Battle. But what was it like two years later after all of the kids have finally entered Hogwarts? All fun and happiness? Maybe... maybe not. Starts off fully canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Serpent Court by whitetigerwolf reviews
During the summer after Sirius' death, Harry discovers some things about His mother and Hermione. A/U DarkHarry, DarkHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,177 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
More Than Familiar by grenouille7777 reviews
While searching the Black Library for something to destroy Riddle, Harry is led by his oldest, dearest friend to an ancient tome. After reading it, their lives are further linked and forever changed. Very unusual pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Hedwig
In Too Deep by perverted-squirrel reviews
Hermione is the Dark Lords' most prized death eater. But when he sends her on a mission to befriend Harry Potter, her sworn enemy, things don't go quite as planned. When she took the mission she never anticipated falling in love with her target. HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,045 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Never Ending Summer by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! - PostOOTP, noHBP or DH. Harry finally grows up over a long difficult summer with a lot of help. Slow moving & Mature Themes. HPNT honks, maybe some HGRW but don't hold your breath. HarryTonks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,352 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 3,031 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Light's Hope, Death's Hunters by reptilia28 reviews
Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 5,085 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 6,097 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,922 - Follows: 5,447 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 9,540 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
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69 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley reviews
Title says it all. A series of one-shots on different ways to kill Ronald Weasley. I've seen these types of stories around before and figured I'd give it a go. Rated M for language, acts of violence, and probably sexual content in the future. Ron bashing, obviously, but it's all over the top and meant to be funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W.
The Parselmouth- Second Heir of Slytherin reviews
When Harry goes to the zoo with the Dursley's, he doesn't just help a snake escape its prison, he finds a new ally and friend. A slightly smarter/more independent/darker Harry who might just find an ally in the Dark Lord, if Voldemort can redeem himself. The main cast will be pretty grey, not evil or good, because they do what they need to in order to survive and live happier lives
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Lily Evans P., Voldemort
The Deal reviews
When Harry is killed at the end of Deathly Hallows, instead of meeting Albus Dumbledore, he meets Death itself. He strikes up a deal with the Devil to go back in time to try and prevent the Wizarding World's downfall. End of GoF onward AU. Partially dark/grey!Harry and Hermione, probably will have a H/Hr pairing in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC