Best friends Sookie and Tara do something they never would have ordinarily done, in going to vampire bar Fangtasia. But what happens when Sookie is mistaken for a fangbanger by none other than vampire Eric Northman himself and meanwhile captures the grumpy and troubled vampires interest? Mostly silliness, craziness and fun, with some sweet moments. Smutty/Humour.

Eric is a homeless man, who Sookie sees on her daily walks to Merlotte's. But he isn't just any homeless man; He's a homeless fairy. Can she help him find his way back to the portal he entered home, even when attraction & sparks fly between the pair? Will she be able to let him go, or will it already be too late? AU. M content for lemons and impending violence.