My eyes are watching you...

Ten things you should know about me:

10) I do not like the sun.
9) I do not like perky people.
8) Cheese is good.
7) Males are inferior.
6) Felines RULE! Hail the Tiger Queen, ThunderKat.
5) Hot weather is BAD!
4) Craziness is not a bad thing…it is the ONLY thing.
3) The Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about.
2) Music is the best thing on earth…besides sex… (I think because I’m a virgin!)
1) Original is what everyone should be, carbon copies make the world a BAD place.

Here are some quotes that I like:

When I die, I want you to bury me upside down, so the whole world can kiss my ass. Gravestone

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Whitney Brown

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

Vivian, "The Young Ones"

Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.

In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.

You laugh because I’m different I laugh because you're all the same.

DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOU’RE MAN THINKS I AM.

A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REAL KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED.

A peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue.

God made elks, god made deer’s, God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS.

I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!

I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty.

If you’re naughty go 2 your room…
If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine.

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Heaven won't have me and hells afraid I'll take over!

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Guys are like slinky’s its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie. If you’re sweet you can call me hunny. If you’re hot you can call me tonight…

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

I’m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

I may not always be rite but I’m NEVER wrong!

East to the Sea, West to the Lands, Death to the girl who Touches my Man!

I'm not werid! I'm gifted*

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?

Mystify people with your intelligence, and if u cant do that, mystify them with your B.S.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that is why we call it the present!

CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE."

...NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS...*

I am independent and abusive...stay out of my way...

Officer, I swear to drunk I’m not God!!!!!!

''Born with no soul, lack of control, cut from the mold of the anti-social.''

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.

People Create their own Drama.

I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter.

~* Girls cheat but we never get caught*~*

I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this :)

Whoever said love lasts forever was drunk.

I STILL HAVE ISSUES!!!

So much attitude, so little time !!!!!!!

Who says God isn't a woman?

One by one the garden gnomes slowly steal my sanity.

"Brain shut up or I'll stab you with a q-tip."

I'm a naughty gurl, can I go to your room?"

"I hear voices, they don't like you."

"Oh crap! Your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?"

"That wasn't chicken" -a fortune cookie

"Men and traffic are the two most annoying things on earth"

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "obsession."

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why is nothing free, yet?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

When in doubt, mumble.

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

This is a women's world...men just live in it.

Smile...it makes people wonder what the hell you're up to.