Once upon a time, there was a girl named Colleen, who got bored. So this little farter decided to make individuall profiles on a joint screen name.
Once upon a BETTER time, there was a girl nammed Joanna who decided to CORRECT the bio's that her "freind" had put down...hers will be marked by a *. Melissa's will be marked by a ~.
So here it goes:

Colleen:
Colleen is usually way too happy and hyper, spouting random comments, for reasons that only she knows of. But don't worry. The squirrels will eat it becauase it rolled in the poop, Zebra Boy! She loves reading(esp. Lord of the Rings and classic books that Broadways are based upon and ~other crap like that~.) Much to the dismay of her friends, she loves Broadways such as Les Miserables and The Phantom of the Opera (which she is reading right now. Erik just kidnapped Christine! o_o) and pretty much any music from the 1900's. i.e. By the light of the Silvery Moon, Shine on Harvest Moon, etc. And rock music too because she would just be crazy not to like contemperary music too. Colleen also loves Mocha Frappuccinos. HeeHee.
*Colleen: Very happy-go-lucky. She mostly wears her heart on her sleave. She is truthful to a point where it seems like bluntness. Whenever you need shearing up, she is the one to go to. She is very loyal and will always stand by you. She loves musiacls and her obsession right now is The Phantom of the Opera. She just recently finished the musical-turned-book of Les Miserables. She loves old songs, and rock. She Hates pop with a captial H. If you make fun of any of her musicals, she will hunt you down and hurt you...be afraid...very afraid...

Joanna:
Joanna loves all the anime stuff like DBZ and Yoshima and other crap with names like that. She likes to read, but even if she has not read a book, she knows everything that happened in the book. Like Lord of the Rings. Joanna loves slash, even though her friends think it is perverted. She can often be found in a jungle, thinking about how Boromir should date his brother, Faramir. She, like Colleen has a taste for Broadways (thought not as fanatic as Colleen) and rock music. Joanna thinks whips are cool weapons also.
*Joanna: She is a very closed up person, but it doesn't seem that way at first glance. She wears a I-am-always-happy face so that no-one would know her true feelings. The few times that she would show her true feelings would be when she was with her freinds. She LOVES Anime...more so DBZ, OLS, YYH, YGO, MR, and CCS. She likes many books. She likes Pop Rock and highly dislikes any Pop...If she wants to know anything, she will use her "resorces" to find out what it is. She gets bored a lot...a whole lot...

Melissa:
Melissa is almost always the calm one. Well, except for that time she broke all the animals out of the zoo and fed them Pixie Styx while yelling to bewarte of the legions of chipmunks coming to kill us all. She loves to read stuff that is fantasy based without a lot of detail. i.e.Tamora Pierce, Artemis's Foul, and Animorphs. But she doesn't like Lord of the Rings. The heathen~bannana's are evil!!!! She loves the chipmunks and can often be found mulling over the reason she was born. As, she listens to her~ pop and regular rock music music,~ she attempts to fathom why Colleen~ like crappy music~.
*Melissa: Very cool headed. Mostly she is a level-headed thinker in the times when you need them the most. She thinks a lot, and the things that she thinks about are so philosophical, that many are things that not many ADULTS think about. She knows most facts about animals and can tell you anything you need to know. She always has your back, and will always chear you up. She likes...~rock~...for but, hey, whatever rocks your boat...She also will listen to you if you need it...she gets hyper on strawberry soda...my advice is to never give it to her...never...

Well, that pretty much covers us. Have a slappy happy day or I shall kill you, burger!
-Colleen
I hope you enjoy and read our fic.s now...when you are done...read some from our origanl pen names. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!
-Joanna
And she(Joanna: they) lived happily ever after. The End?

Hello, whats up?!?!? FF.net got rid of our two other accounts, DirtyHairedQueenElrond and DirtyHairedLordArwen...so know we got this one! DirtyHaired once again stands for my friend Colleen who likes Aragorn. Her fanfiction.net name is Eowyn of Ithilien and she has some good stories. Lord comes from Lord Elrond, which is from me, becuase I think Elrond is so cool!! (Colleen: Eowyn is better. She kicks Nazgul butt!)(Joanna:Whatever you say...Eowyn is just a human, Elrond is an elf and was in the L.A., and survived...)(Colleen: You think I give a rat's butt what Elrond did? Eowyn could beat him any day. There may be a lot of girly screams,s but they won't come from Eowyn!)(Joanna:As if!!! Elrond has more experience, and will now how to deal with anoying insects...oh, sorry...I meent Eowyn...oops, must of sliped out...so sorry, not! Sane Joanna: Sorry 'bout that to all OTHER Eowyn lovers...I just read some Digimon fanfics, and I am stuck in a Ken/Kazier-ish mode..sorry!)My name is Joanna, and my fanfiction.net name is Elrond-is-cool. Arwen comes from...ARWEN! Which comes from my other freind Melissa. She likes Arwen for some strage reason...were as Colleen and I hate her with a fierce passion...her fanfiction.net name is Queen of the fairys(I think...)...now either please read the fics here, or go read our other ones!!! I like slash...Melissa likes it as long as it is funny...Colleen don't like at all -,-...bye now!!!!!!!!

ooooooooooooooooooooook, here is the next thingie. I think that FF.net has it in for us or somethin'. Anyways, we decided to try another aproach so we are gonna use this name...yea...thanx!!!