Hello, I'm Lila obviously. I enjoy the smell of pine trees, scented candles, and musky cologne. I appreciate proper grammar, cigarettes often are considered my muse, and I believe that if you cannot afford something, keep your damn hands off of it. Turn-offs include stories that end up being a spin off of some other movie/media title, pollution is a big naughty 'No' in my book as are close-minded pricks, oh and I dislike small dogs. I tend to be spontaneous and unreliable when it comes to updating so please do not burn me for more. The brain juices flow when they flow, no earlier nor later so remain chill.

I am eighteen and female with a wicked tongue and a decent working mind. Enjoy.

All characters belong to their respective writers/creators and I hold no claim on them unless stated otherwise. Zip, zero, nadda, zilch. Now give me some breathing room.