My favorite HP related quote:
"Besides, if not knowing what is going on in the movie makes you feel left out or whatever, don't fret. You are more welcome to join our secret treehouse club. You can read all four books in plenty of time to be ready for the fifth, due out at the end of linear time."
-Tycho Brahe from Penny Arcade on the HP movies.

Qoutes of whenever I damn feel like posting them :

"I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one"

"The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing. "

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."