Stories:

A Twist In Fate: What if Halloween in 1981 didn't end the way it did? What if James and Lily Potter had their wands out? What would have life been like for Harry Potter and the rest of England if Voldemort was killed in 1981?

Started Out As A Feeling: Elaine Adams is engaged to marry Peter Pevensie. But what will happen when she falls in love with his brother and the Pevensies' and Elaine get transported to Narnia? EdmundxOC CaspianxSusan

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: The only map I've got for you leads straight off a cliff.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Month One

MOMMY
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak...

Again repost this on your profile if you think abortion is wrong.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree and
the boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
that are on the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL-I say George Strait
You say KEVIN JONAS -I say Eric Church
You say SNOOP DOG- Brad Paisley
You say BRITNEY SPEARS- I say Brooks & Dunn
You say SOULJA BOY- John Rich
You say (C)RAP- I say Country!
you say POP- I say Yee Haw.!
92 of teens have turned to pop and rap,
if your one the 8 who like listening to country then copy and paste onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Tigerlilystar, Sweet-Sunshyne, PiperPaigePhoebe01, MercuryBlue144, RedtheBrunette, hpswst101, Jessica Storm

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. I've ran into a lot of things in my life even when I was a baby on my mom's shoulder I still rammed into things.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

30 out of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college, put this in your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, FrozenFyre, AkastukiFan, Yuki's real lover forever, hpswst101, Jessica Storm

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this in your profile.

If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, breezybrez, Clear Plastic, narniagirl17 :), fionagurls1301, hpswst101, Jessica Storm

if you are sick and tired of the stupid war in iraq or where ever it may be by the time you read this, copy and paste this into your profile and please add your name too: yumiXjaganshi, hpswst101, Jessica Storm

GUYS GET IT RIGHT

1. If you like Her ... ASK HER OUT already.

2.When you hug her, put YOUR ARMS around her WAIST and hold her close.

3. when you WALK next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her.

4. if she's the only one in your life, TELL HER.

5.ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her.

6. give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR... ALWAYS. (you don't have to buy us presents)

7. if she hangs up on you, call her right back!

8.always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!).

9. kiss her lightly every chance you get.

10. look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose.

11. if she says she's cold, don't be an idiot and say 'me too' and stand there, give her your jacket or just simply hold her in your arms.

12. don't force her to do anything she's not comfortable with.

13. invite her to dinner or somewhere where you can talk, instead of the movies.

14. try not to ask her if she's mad at you EVERY TIME you speak to her.

15. Always tell her you LOVE her only if you really mean it.

16. DON'T pressure her to do anything she isn't READY to do. When she is ready, she will let you know. She just wants everything to be more SPECIAL and PERFECT. So appreciate what she does do with you.

17. DON'T' go and tell your friends anything that happens between you two, cause it will hurt her and make her mad...and it will NEVER happen again.

GUYS- repost if you are going to treat your next gf this way, or do treat her this way.
GIRLS- repost if you think guys should do this

EXTRAS

When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running through her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing, she is processing everything you say, AND EVERYTHING YOU SAY SHE WILL REMEMBER(good and bad).

When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers 'I'm fine' after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, she doesn't want to be annoying, she just wants to make sure you care about her.

When a GIRL says I love you, she means it.

When a GIRL(who loves & or is dating you) says 'i miss you', no one in this world can miss you more than that.