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 Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. Just so you know, that all of my stories will have a happy and cliche ending. Also, Mike just annoys me, so if he happens to be in the story, expect him as the bad guy... Oh! The same with Jake. I think Taylor Lautner is gorgeous but, i'm still all for Edward/Bella. Sorry Jacob fans. Umm... There's not much to say about me... Just please review any stories you like (or dont' like) i want to know what to fix. Thanks, TheyCallMeCliche. | |||||||
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This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6464 - Favs: 6,758 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6347 - Favs: 6,115 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,738 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Scars reviews
Just a little snippet of Jasper's fear of rejection and Alice's acceptance of the whole of Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Physical reviews
A little snippet into the minds of Rosalie and Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Frantic reviews
Bella and best friend, Edward have been in love with each other for years, when senior year rolls around how do they each plan on facing the other with the truth? Might be extended, later.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fx of Cheating Boyfriends reviews
The result of cheating boyfriends and a best friends comfort. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
One Flaw in Women
Edward's view of Bella, in poetry.... This was actually something someone wrote that my friend emailed me, but i liked it... i'm not taking credit. I just though people should read it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete