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Hidden Soulmate Chapter 1:

Bella's shirt -

Bella's jeans -

Bella's Converse- link

Chapter 2:

Alice's shirt:

Alice's jeans:

Alice's flats:

Name: Secrett..=)

Age: 13

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Chocolately brown (like Bella!! =D)

Grade: Going to gr. 10

What I Want To Be: An Author, Teacher, or Doctor/Nurse of some sort..

1. YOUR REAL NAME: You think i'm gonna tell now??

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sabizzle .. O.o

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): I don't even wanna know.. -shakes head-

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Medsaker ..hmm thats not to bad..

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Crush ..ohh that sounds cool! =)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Amaudid ..thats okay even though my name IS in Arabic.. -_-'

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Suker my mom doesn't have a middle name..so i used her maiden name

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sky hmm..not bad.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD ones are you.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. (Does it count if I know some Arabic??)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (They're floor length, thank you very much.)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Read the first line)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm actually pretty mature for my age, thank you very much.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I'm actually not that good..
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I'm the opposite = )
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME (or try to =P ) so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. Do fanfics count?
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I have no accent at all!)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I prefer Soccer & Basketball..and wolves)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. Then what's the point of this?!
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I'm very mature for my age,thank you very much)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (Only sometimes!!)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I HATE kids so I MUST be unethical

I LOVE diet soda, so I MUST be anorexic

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing
Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When a guy tells u “girl, you must be a thief because you just stole my heart” reply by kindly telling him “I only steal valuable things”
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@C ... reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE : I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens!

100 questions:
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?Don't have one..luckily
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Nothing right now..I just moved in.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? -GASP- you expect me to know?!
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? I prefer Madih
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Some time between 12:30 - 3:00 am
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To eat chocolate.. =D

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? All my friends from Toronto.. -sighh-
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Sketchbook, journal(DON'T JUDGE ME- I write random things in it),Mp3
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Um..i-unno..but I'm pretty tall
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Summtimes?
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Naww..I like the dark =D no goth
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I dunno..I forgot.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? idk... -_-'

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Brown/Green eyes..and DEFINITELY black,curly hair that a little long...Don't ask
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I have no clue.. O.O
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? I prefer Crush. =P
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Olives.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Look at question 6.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Nope..Can u? I mean, there are used as pets..
21: WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Can't remember..
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? It's confusing, but... yea..
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? No..I want a cat,.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?Ermm.. non-existent?
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Considering my luck..yeahh. XD
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Um..i-unno.. say it if u can..otherwise..msn XP
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 21
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?brunettes all the way ;D

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I'm insulted! I have an email, thank you very much.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Siblings.. -_-
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? I live out of the U.s so ya
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Friendz' & Relativez' puppy faces/pouts..
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Umm.. does a singer from my home country count?
37. FIRST JOB? Too young..
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No.. I was the victum of one though..-shudders- my dad picked up and it was a boy -_-..
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Talking to my friends
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Does an iron filling from the dentist count?
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My art work or eyes..
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Noo.. I'm supposed to get them. -_-
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A laptop or cellphone!! I'm the oldest and I still don't have one!

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 3-5..DON'T Judge meh..
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Not really..
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?...sure
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Idk..chicken?
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I used to bite my nails when I was nervous.
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? CDs? What CDs?
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? That depends on who the other person is...
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Somewhat yes
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Kick a soccer ball at the wall.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Cousin's house...
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Umm.. I dont remember
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Don't have one..yet. So none -_-'
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Err.. yes.. I was only 3!!
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No, I have NEVER used Sarcasm in my ENTIRE life. ~notice heavy sarcasm~
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Intelligence, sense of humour,Looks look at #56 , charisma, and not being fake.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Saber, Saaab, Sa-ba-da (-_-) and Nena
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Wizards of Waverly place or The Mentalist that guy iz AWSUM!
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate or Heavely Hash

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Uhh Yaaaa.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? O.O
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?No and i'd be surprised if anyone did.
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I don't know how to drive, so that question goes down the drain.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't force people to do anything,so that would be a no.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Madih.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Milk.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend..
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Eye colour or personality
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? hmm.. Jealous ppl
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? May: spring, and my birth-month
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Black
86. EYE COLOR? Brown
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? hmm. iunno
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?Never tasted it..excluding seaweed.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The Parent Trap..don't ask -_-'

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? June 25: Summer, and class parties!
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Not..really.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? iunno..i guess Demo.
95. KISSES OR HUGS? depends on the person..
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? a Reversible sweater
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I can't even drive a car, what makes you think I have one??
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Nothing now, but I wanna read Queste.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Really, Really, Confusing nd yee...

YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold is me)

You love hoodies. (YEAHYUH!)
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. (Dunt worry, I cover my mouth when I do that)
Sleep with your socks on at night when I' camping

TOTAL:10

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold is me)

You wear lip gloss/chapstick..
You love to shop..
You wear eyeliner..
You wear the color pink...
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall..
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.. (occasionally)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe..
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies..
You don't like the movie Star Wars..
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up..
You smile a lot more than you should..
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Dream come true)
You care about what you look like.. (not so much that I'm obsessed)
You like wearing dresses when you can.. (not all the time, but it counts)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies..
Used to play with dolls as little kid..
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 15 (I am a girl after all, give me a break!)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1,BrownEyedDazzler

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

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If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Because I FElt like it!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie (My head hhurts from reading it!)

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you're going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are time you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could have a big brother like Emmett Cullen (Man do I ever!), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. Already am XD

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal. Then post this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you pray every night for your Edward to turn up in your life...copy and paste this to your profile. What if he already has and I don't know it??

If you have AACIB disorder (Addicted To All The Cullens Including Bella)...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in GOD, (which I totally do! =D), copy and paste this into your profile.

If your dad thinks you're mad for falling in love with a vampire (He doesn't know,but he would be), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly search the roads for a silver Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you scream "EDWARD!" when you see that Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you daydream about your Edward appearing in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you try to see how much you look like Bella each day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Think you're having a Bad Day?

Things Got Ya Down?
Well Then, Consider These . . .

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m
Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am.,
all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside
the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon
was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-
time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day??
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was 80,000.00.
At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day??

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
with some kind of wire running from his waist towards
the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening
to his Walkman.

Are Ya O. K. Now? - No!
Two animal rights defenders were protesting
the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse
in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage
on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender"
stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, Feeling Better??

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Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool LANE?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the "Alphabet song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your Ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window

If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

When someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, can that be considered a hostile situation?

What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

How can two space ships meeting always face the right way up in Sci-Fi movies?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

If you blame someone for your failures, do you credit them for your achievements?

If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

When people say "I woke up on the wrong side of the bed," What side is the right side?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?

When Puerto Rico joins the union, where will they put the 51st star?

Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
People have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
You have caught yourself drooling.
You’ve fallen asleep in class
If someone says “fart” you laugh.
You just laughed.

Sometimes you just stop thinking
You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (pshh sleeping is not important! but..whatev.)
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
You have fallen out of your chair before
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Flying Blind

A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'
Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story... Have a great day and remember

Things aren't always as they appear.

A day without laughter is a day wasted!!

Men stumble over pebbles, never over mountains

What Starts with "F" and ends with "K"

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your Problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister Is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and te lls her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Fire truck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong!!"

A cocky Texas Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked to an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road."

The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."

The Highway employee said, "I have the authority of the State of Texas to go where I want. See this card? This card allows me to go where ever I wish on any farm land."

So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. A few minutes later, he hears loud screams from the direction of his field and sees the Department of Highways employee running full speed for the fence. Close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest of hornets and gaining on the employee at every step.

The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!"

You're a 90's kid if...

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. Yeah MAN! That was the life!!
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. It still is...
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. I used to LOVE those movies!!
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When I read this, I thought: Emmett.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears Hate that show soo much
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Why America has some issues (No offense to my cousins who live there..but its true)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.