"Which is better? To be born good? Or to overcome evil with great effort?"- Paarthurnax S K Y R I M

Mah' full Bio

Name: Mei (not showing the rest!)

Age:15

Family: Sister, Leisuki, Mother, Sachika, Father, ?

Nationality: Chinese. I am currently living in Shanghai!!!!!!!! Just kidding, not anymore

Pets: Cat, Mialow

Favorite Music

1.The Joy Formidable

2.The White Stripes

3.Marina and the Diamonds

Fav. Video Games

1. Final Fantasy Type-0

2.Harvest Moon- Animal Parade

3.The Legend of Zelda-Twilight Princess

I'm gonna just put this out there. I FUCKING HATE PEWDIEPIE! FUCKING PEWDIEPIE IS THE FUCKING WORST! And I'll just leave you guys with that. _

Oh yeah, my favorite place to go is Psycho Sisters, I fucking love that place!

NEWS FOR STORIES

A Heavy Abacus is Discontinued!

Show Me! Show Me! Is on Hiatus.

Chase Maritimed is on Hiatus.

An Ungrateful Man is on Hiatus.

It'll Get Better One Day. Ticci Toby x OC. Since I am a baker, this story completes my bakers dozen! I will take the first request!

COMING SOON

Firery Wings to Uphold the Next Generation. Final Fantasy Next Generation. Mostly made for Dystopia of life and WithoutAShadowOfADoubt. Shadow, Anael, Dystopia & Friends take on the challenge of being the next Class Zero. Weapon types in our OCs are linked to the personalities of the real characters. Definitely not the implied relationships.

Is it Over? Ace x Reader/OC lemon. This is a Final Fantasy Type-0 fic as well! Character Death, Character Revival.

The Knife that Stabbed my Heart. Ryuuzaki Lawliet x Pregnant! Reader. The Kira case has gotten worse; It seems even the great detective L cannot solve it. Matsuda recalled his younger sister, whom has moved to America, as a better detective than even the great L. But, a year later, Ryuuzaki passes and left a present for Reader. Reader is Matsudas sister. Once again, WILL HAVE SMUT! Character Death!

This is Bound to go Wrong. A little crack-fic, me and 2 friends were looking up soul eater fanfictions, and the first one accidentally searched Maka x Maka. You don't even want to know what the second one did.

A painting full of Killing I making this one to celebrate my new OC, Meena Hellena. Bloody Painter x OC.

Still Laughing With Me. Ugh. Laughing Jack x OC.

I Only Swim Freestyle: Haruka x Reader. OMG I am soooooo sorry for posting sooo many reader/OCs! But they are way to fun to make. ;)

Just a little tip:

NEVER FUCKING UNDERESTIMATE THE FUCKING POWER OF FUCKING HUMAN STUPIDITY!

And never try to melt chocolate, burn it, freeze it, and then melt it again. Your whole house will be full of smoke and smell of burnt chocolate.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

If you love YAOI, copy this to your profile

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have slapped someone upside the head , copy this into your profile.

CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you have an insane friend, copy and paste this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running/skipping somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

Note to self x100

1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a shit.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you laughed at at least one of those. I know you did. =

Copy and paste this into your profile.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I’M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will give you their umbralle when it is raining

REAL FRIENDS:Will take yours and say "Run Bitch Run!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you are any of these repost this.

I am reclusive.

I am depressed.

I am horrible.

I read fanfiction.

I am a proud fanfiction author.

I hate the world.

People call me whore.

And I still love myself.

And I still repost things. :D