Welcome to my page, peoples of the interwebs! I am here to serve my fan duty and post well written, amazing fan fictions. I absolutely love Criminal Minds, Hetalia, reading in general, drawing, and anime/manga. If you would like me to read and review a story of yours, just let me know! I'm always up for reading :D

If I have any important updates, I'll be posting them here, just so you all know. Check back whenever to see if anything new is up.

Updates (8/21/12)

I might be making a Hetalia story soon. Not quite sure yet, but I've got a pretty good general idea of the story :D We'll just have to see!

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. {Well, that's actually kinda true (rubs back of neck)}
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (I look goth with it on)
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Dude, I only have like two.One of them is like two years old. I use em for gym XD My other pair I wear every day.)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Ahahaha! Yeah RIGHT! I'm dreading going to my aunt's wedding cuz I'm being FORCED to wear one!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (not Barbies, I’ve always hated them)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 1

My Boy Side

You love hoodies. (favorite article of clothing)
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. (I'm kinda in between)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.(Somewhat, I WILL admit. I wanted to be one at one point, when I was like nine XD)
you watch sports on TV. (Never watch sports on TV. I rarely watch TV in the first place!)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. ( I don't go to ANYONE for advice )
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (Only on occasion)

Total: 15 (obvious winner here XD)