"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Albert Einstein

"In the end, we remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends" Martin Luther King Jr.

If you want to have a chat or ask a question then just message me :) I don't bite. Unless you want me to ;) I'm even totes happy to tell you my age and name and everything (Within reason) if you're curious. I just don't like leaving that info in the open. Maybe I'm being over cautious, but I know quite a few anime fans personally, and I'd rather not let them know I write yaoi... or more importantly, yaoi smut.

I Beta read! Basically I proof read, so if you have a story that you want double checked for errors, please PM me. Don't worry, I'll walk you through Fanfiction's beta system if you need (It's pretty obscure, it took me a long time to figure it out.)

Also, if you want I'll read over some of your work and give you pointers about your writing style etc. Beware that I won't hold anything back, so if you can't take constructive criticism, please don't ask for it.

I also take request fics! If you want me to write a particular couple or scenario, please message me :) I'll write any yaoi pairing, as long as it's two characters I know, for obvious reasons. And most scenario, excluding M-preg, furries/neko/kitty, and OC fics. There may be others that I haven't even considered yet, but I'm pretty open, so feel free to ask. If I don't like it, I'll decline, simple as that.

Be aware that for requests I only write One-shots, unless I personally decide to continue on. (The word counts vary depending on my inspiration for each fic.) And of course, for the multi-chaptered fics both requests and otherwise, I update on my own schedule. I don't always have the time or motivation.

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*NOTE: I am currently in temporary but indefinite Hiatus for requests and beta reading!

Translation: I've stopped writing and beta-ing until I have more time.

I have a busy life at the moment, and plenty requests I've already got stacked up. Because of this, don't whine about me not updating chapters or stories quickly, you're lucky I'm updating at all. I have a life outside of Fanfiction and I'm just going to have to move at my own pace from now on. This doesn't mean I've stopped altogether though, and if you click the follow button I promise you'll be rewarded with lots of smutty , wonderful yaoi to come :)

HOWEVER! I WILL still accept requests and add them to my "to write" list which is down the bottom of my profile, but don't expect me to even start them before the end of the year. If you're willing to wait, then ask away :)

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Anyway, thanks to everyone who has and will request a fic, I love receiving them. :)

Also, if you have requested a fic and want to review, please review using the review option, not PM. That way I can come back to it easily, rather than have it lost in my inbox. Thankyou :)

Oh, and funny fact right here, I actually respond to PMs and Reviews, because I believe that if someone takes the time to write one, you do the same back out of respect and gratitude.

I'm on Ask.fm! You can anonymously ask me questions here: I'll answer honestly I promise!

(Psst! Ask me questions, mofos!)

I'm also on AO3, but the stories uploaded there are no different from the ones here. Basically, if my FF account is attacked for Mature content, I'll be posting my Mature fics on AO3, as it supports, and even offers warnings for Explicit content. I'm under the same name:

If you want my opinion on which of my stories are the best, Love Letters, Sexual Preference, and Pranks, have been the most popular. In that order. Personally I like Rescue, Genocide, and Sorry Doesn't Cut It the best.

And of course I'm always looking for responses to my newest works, as those are usually what I'm proudest of at that moment. So please read them, even if they're not your favourite pairing. You may find you see them differently.

So those are my recommendations, but I hope you enjoy everything of mine that you read :)

Favourite Characters: Hisoka (HxH), Greed (FMA:B), Orihara Izaya (DRRR!!), Mephisto (Ao no Exorcist), Nnoitra Gilga and Grimmjow Jeagerjaques (Bleach)

...In the name of mixing stuff up for shits and gigs!

I'm not serious about any specific pairing, but if I had to have an OTP it would be Kenpachi/Unohana (Bleach) (Het... I know, weird, right?)...Because their relationship is so tragic, it tears my little heart to pieces. Just the way I like it.

The anime/manga that I've watched are:

(The titles highlighted in italics are the titles I won't write for, sorry. Those in bold are my favourites.)

Adventure Time

Afro Samurai

Another

Ao no Exorcist

Archer

Attack on Titan

Avatar: The last Airbender

Baccano

Betrayal knows my name (Uraboku)

Black Cat

Bleach

Chihayafuru

Children who chase lost voices from deep below

Code Geass

Cowboy BeBop

Death Note

Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

Durarara!!

Elfen Lied

Fairytail

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club

Fruits Basket

Full Metal Alchemist

Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Ga-Rei: Zero

Hellsing

Highschool of the Dead

Higurashi no naku koro ni

Hunter X Hunter (2011)

Hunter X Hunter (1999)

Inuyasha

Kino's Journey

Kuroshitsuji

Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Naruto

Naruto Shippuden

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

Pokemon

Samurai Champloo

School Days

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

Trigun

Trinity Blood

Uta no Prince-sama

Witch Hunter Robin

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yaoi wise...:

Ai no Kusabi

Boku no Pico

Close The Last Door

Gakuen Heaven

Haru wo Daiteita

Hey Class President

Ikoku Irokoi Romantan

Junjou Romantica

Kirepapa

Koisuru Boukun

Maiden Rose

Mirage of Blaze

My Sexual Harassment

Okane ga nai

Papa to kiss in the dark

Sensitive Pornographic

Sex Pistols

Tight Rope

Viewfinder

..In alphabetical order... because although I complain about having no time... I really have too much time on my hands .-.

I know that Naruto and Naruto Shippuden being in Italics may have surprised some of you. I surprised myself actually. I simply have no inspiration for Naruto fics, and find I don't enjoy reading them much either. Even though I enjoy the actual series... whatever. Anyway, you are welcome to request Naruto fics, but the chances of those requests being accepted are slim.

The To Write List:

12 are Bleach, 2 are Uta no Prince-sama, 1 is Ao no Exorcist, and 1 is HunterXHunter.

1. Friendship - Rin seeks friendship from Bon, forcing himself into Bon's life over and over. All HE wants is friendship, but of course as the author, I want yaoi... ;)

2. The Dominant Male - Involves Ren, Syo, and Natsuki/Satsuki. somehow Ren gets dragged into Syo's personal heaven/torture... You poor old readers are going to have to decide who the dominant one here is ;)

3. Troublemakers always Mix Shit Up (Chapter 2) - Masato has his sights set on Otoya, and Otoya is just a bit too open to everything. Good thing Ren's been thrown in the mix to stir shit up a bit and keep things from getting boring.

4. Sorry doesn't cut it (Ongoing)- Gangs sure are risky business. If it hadn't been for a gang, Ichigo wouldn't be in this situation. He wouldn't be bound and martyred. He wouldn't be doing his best not to piss his pants. He wouldn't be moments from death. "Damnit Grimmjow, where the hell are you?" Yaoi. MA. AU. Written for Lunacushadow.

5. Father - Uryuu is enjoying a nice, peaceful weekend spent designing and creating some *Fabulous!* outfits. His father on the other hand has other plans for the weekend. Non-con (Rape), Incest/Quincest, Angst and all dat jazz. A request fic.

6. Genocide (Ongoing) - Uryuu/Ichigo - The peaceful land of Alma is broken by a vicious act of genocide, 8 old Uryuu the only survivor of the Quincy clan. 11 years on, Uryuu has moved on and is living a happy, simple life, but what peace he had is shattered when his past begins to resurface, and he is once again faced with everything he had fought to forget. AU. Non-con (Rape). MA. Smut. Yaoi. (More than a one shot)

7. His Eyes - Grimmjow hate’s Ichigo’s eyes. Cold. Hard. Serious. Sickeningly determined. But when Grimmjow develops feelings for the boy, will he be able to overcome his internal conflict, when the objects of his hate are situated right on Ichigo’s face? Romance/Angst. MA. Yaoi. AU. (More than a one shot)

8. Rescue (Prequel) - A prequel to explain how Grimmjow and Ulquiorra got into that situation to begin with.

9. Rescue (Ongoing) - A sequel to Rescue, going into further depth of Grimmjow's and Ichigo's relationship.

10. Sexual Preference Extended - A full length fic based on my already published "Sexual Preference" one-shot. Inoue, Rukia, and Rangiku have suspicions about Ichigo's sexuality, but only after consorting with Ishida will they learn the truth. Yaoi. MA. AU.

11. Doppelganger- Uryuu finds himself no more at the hands of a merciless serial killer. Ryuuken forever regrets his final moments spent with his son, scared prejudice working his tongue when he learned of Uryuu's relationship with Ichigo. However, soon after Uryuu's death, Ryuuken is given a chance to repent... In the form of an abandoned child at his doorstep. The baby is named in honour of Uryuu the first, but their uncanny resemblance in both appearance and personality is beyond creepy. Right down to their love of sewing.

Enter Ichigo, and you've got yourself a recipes for disaster. The best kind.

12. Hybrid – Uryuu/Ichigo - Kurotsuchi’s always been curious about hybrids. Hybrids of any kind, of course, but one particular form of hybrid had captured his attention recently. Shinigami/Quincy hybrids. And of course, a thirst for knowledge can only be held at bay for so long. Kurotsuchi, however, isn't a reckless man. Capturing Kurosaki Ichigo would be more trouble than it was worth. Seems like he was going to have to make his own hybrid... and he knew just whose DNA to steal. Fem!Uryuu. Scientific impregnation. MA.Yaoi? Fucked-upness. A request fic.

13. The Morning After - Grimmjow goes home with Renji... but wakes up with Ichigo. Whut? Yaoi. MA. AU.

14. Players - Ichigo and Nnoitra are both huge players, so it makes sense that they'd have things in common, right? Yaoi. MA. AU.

15. Bloodlust - Uryuu/Ichigo - Uryuu had always had a strong respect for life. Ever since the diagnosis of a rare form of cancer in his mother, he had felt that life was something precious to be protected and valued. So at age 9, when he learns of his true inclination towards bloodlust, Uryuu’s values collide. For 9 years he keeps his dark urges at bay, but one bloody encounter unravels all of his efforts, and he spirals into an abyss of passionate savagery. Lucky for Uryuu, the charming nurse Ichigo has a solution. Yaoi. Violence/Gore. MA. AU.

16. Beesting - Ichigo/Grimmjow - Sometimes, even the most mundane of days can be bad enough to make you snap. And that’s exactly what Ichigo did. He snapped. Yaoi. MA. Mild violence. AU (Going back to the classics. A classic highschool drama for all you highschool lovers.)

17. Money's Not Enough - Hisoka/Gon - Gon, Killua, Kurapika, and Leorio need Hisoka’s help, but what could they possibly offer for Hisoka to bother with them? He’s not interested, and it’s up to Gon to change his mind. Yaoi. MA. Shota.

If you've requested a fic and it isn't listed here, please PM me and remind me, because chances are it's been lost in my inbox. I'm really sorry if that happens, it's hard to keep track of everything, and I'm not very organised to start with anyway...

The Maybe List:

This is a list of things to write that I may or may not ever even start.

7 are Bleach, 1 is Uta no Prince-sama, and 1 is FMA:B.

1. Broken Feelings - Renji/Byakuya/Rukia love triangle. Renji is suffering from an illness referred to widely as "Unrequited love", however the cold, uncaring man he's fallen for, although unwilling to love Renji, is perfectly willing to take pleasure from his body. Meanwhile, Rukia has her own "Unrequitted love" symptoms to deal with. The story follows Rukia's and Renji's spiral through depression, accompanied with generous dollops of angst and broken feelings on the side. Plenty of yaoi (Byakuya/Renji), some het on the side (Rukia/Renji), but mostly this story is less about the smut (Though there'll still be plenty of it) and more about the emotions. AU. (Don't get me wrong, I really want this story written, even if not by me, but I'm just not feeling any inspiration for it at the moment. If it comes back I'll write this fic, otherwise I'll procrastinate until I forget it exists...)

2. Ichihime-sama (Chapter 2) - A second chapter to this fic, just to throw in a bit more yaoi than their single kiss. Ichigo may be wearing a princess dress and tiara...

3. Insignificance of the past (Chapter 2) - Ichi and Grimm go for a visit to their local S&M store.

4. Nicknames (Chapter 4) - Nnoitra is such a spoon.

5. You - A reader insert, meaning that it's written as though you are in the story... having sex with Grimmjow/Szayell/Yylfordt/Nnoitra... I don't know which one yet... maybe all of them, if I feel up to it. We'll see. Haven't really got a plot yet, throw me a line if you want to share your ideas A fic request.

6. Vanilla Sex - Ichigo and Uryuu have been in a relationship for while, and everything's peaches and ice-cream, but Uryuu wants to try something new... something fun... something naughty ;) A request fic. (From an Anon reviewer, Romechan, which if you see this dear Anon, please PM me, because I'd like to clarify a few things.)

7. Three's a party - A nice Grimmjow, Szayell, Yylfordt threesome, because they're all sexy beasts.

8. Life Isn't Fair - A drabble fic about Buccaneer and Winry. Unrequited love on Buccaneer's part :( Based on Episode 37. M. (The scene I'm talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL9FmmN_X8s )

9. Syo/Ren - Syo's dominance may or may not be dominant enough for Ren, but it sure as hell makes things a bit steamier for the reader. Uke!Ren Seme!Syo ... because I'm a little sick of Syo being constantly Uke just 'cos he's small, and I felt like knocking Ren down a notch ... eh, I'm allowed to mix shit up every now and then. (I don't know how well this will work but... I'm willing to give it a try.)

If anyone is interested in any of those stories I just described, a PM saying so would definitely make me more inclined to write that one faster than the others.

Also, I write a lot of Bleach, but that doesn't mean I'm restricted to it. Most of those are requests, so if you want something different, don't be shy in thinking I only write Bleach.

And a reminder that I'm hiatus, so feel free to request, but don't bug me and make me feel guilty.

Okay, I think I'm going to stop being a desperate loser now and say "Goodbye".

... Goodbyeee!