RoboCop Janehide bio
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 Author has written 3 stories for Little Mermaid, Bible, and Harry Potter. We are RoboCop Jane. A Robotic Cop with a taste for stupidly vulgar and heinous excuses for fanfiction. We also like pies. |
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Change by ashely barbishka reviews
Alexandra is a voodoo practicing goth who hates her family and chrisianity. But, when her step-dad and half sister are in an accedent and put in critcal condition, Alex finds herself drawn to the Lord and finding her salvation.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
One wish by TasteTheSunBow reviews
Bella,Alice & Rose are all sisters they get picked on alot in school untill they move and come back 3 years later new and improved NEW NAME ONE WISH OLD NAME SWET DREAMS SAME STORY THOUGHHHHH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Bella, Emmett
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Revolutionary Love by The Happy Emo reviews
Carlisle has been a vampire for 100 years, and has never found his love. He joins the army, and meets Esme, George Washingtons girlfriend. Remember, you can’t spell Revolution without spelling LOVE backwards. CarlislexEsme BellaxEdward AlicexJasper Jakeoc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
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Lament of Firenze, or 'A Centaur's Song' reviews
Poem taken from his self-published works entitled 'Forbidden Forest of Forbidden Dreams'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Firenze - Complete
Take Me Into Your Ark reviews
Wild times in the old testament! A true stroke of genius from The Cop. Rated M... no, seriously.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jesus, Noah - Complete
Swallowed In The Sea reviews
Neither sea nor shore is safe - both humans and merpeople are being abducted by some strange, sinister force - will it be up to Eric and Ariel to save the day? Or are their days also numbered? How long do they have before ulimate disaster strikes? Penis.
Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete