Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?

The X-Men are moving to San Fran! And guess who is there to greet them... the Mythbusters.

And here we are again for even more fragments from my ADHD riddled mind.

When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequenes of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.

After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.

AU. Thanks to a teleportation accident, Twilight and her friends are stuck in another universe, not only that but the first thing that happens to them is that they get cursed. And that's least weird thing that happens to them. Please R&R

The story of Son Goku is very well known... but how much would be different if Goku was a girl? More than you'd think, but less than you'd hope. Join us as we explore that change and many others. A/N: This story contains femslash, as well as the future implications of regular slash.

Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...

Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.

Misato Katsuragi, Ritsuko Akagi and Maya Ibuki host Top Gear!

What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?

Or, Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness. A series of fics about the teenaged Powerpuff Girls and other Cartoon Network and Hanna-Barbera characters that twist the stereotypes and subvert the usual fare. If it pisses the diehard PPG fanwriters off... Good!

A series of miscellaneous one-shots encompassing all sorts of crossover-related adventures that Luna never had. And possibly one or two non-crossover adventures. The jury's still out on that. Category 2 will drift relative to whatever the latest chapter includes.

Join our favorite terrorist organization as they go through a typical year trying by any means necessary to rule the world.

What's a girl to do when somewhere out there, there's a boy and every scar he gets appears on her body? When he's being abused? Hermione Granger, for one, is determined to find him and save him. Fourth Year. There's a big event at Hogwarts this year. The DOM is interested in the bonded. Darkness looms, old enemies return to haunt them and new foes make life more difficult.

Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.

The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.

When a magical backlash causes a rift in space and time, Mary Jane Potter gains the memories of her male counterpart. Sure that she has just years before her inevitable death, Mary works to defeat Voldemort and keep her friends and family safe. Only fate fights her at every step, making her task even more difficult. Fem!Harry. Not shippy. Hard T for language and violence.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Harry Potter grew up in Roanapur, with his loving Aunt Petunia, his best friend/cousin Dudley, and the woman they all worked for, Balalaika! Until the day a mysterious visitor arrived with news that would change both boys' lives forever...

Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.

If there's one thing Rita Skeeter is good at, it's sniffing out a story, and when she sees a downtrodden Harry Potter at King's Crossing, by Merlin does she find a story! One that will change the face of the Wizarding World, Harry Potter, and even Rita herself. Harry was always more Slytherin than Gryffindor, really, and with someone to grow those traits...they won't see it coming.

The Princesses find an alien creature barely clinging to life at the scene of a terrifying crash. Can the Combined Power of the Elements of Harmony save it, or more importantly, should they save it?

Allura cares deeply for her paladins. However, she cant help but find their species bizarre, disturbing, and sometimes downright horrifying the more she learns about them. Random oneshots and drabbles based around those "Aliens find humans weird or scary" theories from Tumblr because I have no self-restraint. Suggestions welcome. Latest Chapter: What Are Sleep-overs?

The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.

This started as "Just a plot bunny." Galactica runs into Marcus shooting up asteroids. This drastically alters the Fleet's course, and adds a whole extra dimension to interstellar politics. Especially that disagreement between Earth and Babylon 5. Transection at BSG S2E15 "Scar" and B5 S4E13 "Rumors, Bargains, and Lies"

And so techno-phobia dies; with thunderous piano music. Following the defeat of the Calamity, it is resolved that this backwards, magical kingdom shall embrace the promise of magitech, as soon as the people stop screaming about the giant robots.

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS

Not something you see everyday. and The Last Heroine

"Captain's log of the Starship Seeker. Star date… two lines over coma…I think. Adrift for what feels like eternity through the eternal vacuum of space has taken a toll on both me and the crew. I believe my first mate Fawkes is planning a mutiny his only deterrent being that he needs my thumbs to pilot the ship. I continue my voyage to go where Padfoot has probably gone before."

Stuck inside on a rainy day, the Avengers remember hilarious moments during missions and their time together as a team. [Accepting requests]

Daphne Greengrass has a physical abnormality that makes her the target of abuse in the magical world. Dealing with it is hard...until somebody who knows what she's going through helps her. One shot. AU

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

What exactly is wrong with Ranma Saotome's love life-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God, I wasn't gonna finish that with a straight face! But seriously, why are things so FUBAR regarding his romantic interests? Well...here's an idea...

A slightly different choice of Gendo after Yui vanishes shapes Shinji different. And like a stone thrown into water, the ripples grew wider with time. Now things won't be as they could have been. Shinji x Rei. - As of December 2017 this now is the vastly improved REVIVAL Edition!

Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)

Martha Kent has already let one superhero into her heart and home. What's five more? (Spoilers for Justice League).

A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)

At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. Or maybe not so bad after all?

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Not long after the Battle of Endor, Luke discovers that his father may have gone just a tad overboard in making sure his son, and the galaxy, was provided for in the event of his death. And who says Anakin Skywalker doesn't know how to plan! (Han/Leia, Piett lives!, Rogue Squadron, Kettch, the Noghri, Thrawn, Karrde, Jix, Mara, and the rest of the gang)

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones. They're the modern Stone Age Family. Or at least they were, back in the Fifties. Time passes. Bedrock ain't doing so well these days.

Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.

And so began another long period of nothing happening, but this time Juice was all too aware of just how goddamn boring nothing was.

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

A sequel to 'An Early Thaw', with the further adventures of Steve Rogers in the 1980s. Why, exactly, was there a disgraced Black Widow agent in Tony's room on Thanksgiving? That story actually begins four weeks earlier, when a party in Oslo is interrupted by a disaster that turns out to be far less natural than it seems.

Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty of underage magic…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong! Now expanded! Crack-fic.

Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.

Instead of Durmstrang Academy, Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was invited to take part in the 1994 Triwizard Tournament. When Ilvermorny arrives at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore is shocked to see the long-thought-dead Harry and Lily Potter appear, as well as the missing Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Harry/Hermione/Daphne; Gabrielle/OFC; Alternate Universe. TEMP. HIATUS

AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play

In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.

"Are you ready to help save the world?" said Gendo, holding his hand forward, a small smile on his face. "Yes," answered Shinji, his face sporting an equally sheepish smile. "I'm ready." Without hesitation, he clutched his father's hand. (AU fic, if this doesn't make it apparent already.) [COMPLETE]

A distress signal reaches Coruscant after the Empire's demise, claiming to be the beacon of Bail Organa. What would the reappearance of Leia's adoptive father mean for her life in a post ROTJ context? What would he think of Han Solo, and what could he tell her about the dark shadow of her heritage? H/L; AU.

This is not a tale of long forgotten kings, or princesses who accidently locked themselves in the tower, or even of heroes banding together and taking what they want from hard-working despots. No. This is, in fact, a story concerning the absence of the narrative...

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.

This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel

A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976

Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!

A continuation of Doghead Thirteen's excellent fic, Enter the Dragon.

Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.

Honest mistakes happen, but when Clark Kent gets clumsy with his disguise, complications arise.

Ranma and Kasumi are missing, everyone is annoyed about it. Nabiki is doing her best, Akane is going slowly crazy (or at least crazier) and the parents are still idiots. (Chapter 54 onwards has a form of Sailor Moon crossover, which sort of just happened ;O ) See the DSR Wiki for more details, including spoilers if that doesn't bother you, at sisterhood-of-doom dot wikia dot com

The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom.

A plot bunny I have contemplated since I was a teenager - 30 years ago. I always wondered what the scene would be when Stalag 13 fell to the Allied advance. This is what I think happened. Having just seen a rerun - it just had to come out.

Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.

An alternate universe: the year is 1986. Ronald Reagan is president. Peggy Carter is director of SHIELD. Howard Stark is CEO of Stark Industries and father of a fifteen-year-old son. And a survey team in the arctic has just found Captain America.

After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? Crossover between Harry Potter and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with homebrew X-Men and Inhuman elements because studio politics suck.

Being a cat is easy. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. But what happens when the cat happens to be a witch stuck in a feline body, and runs into the one man on the planet with major anger management issues that cause wide-scale destruction? Meet Bruja, the Hulk's pet kitty...and a bigger troll than Loki could hope to be.

Hearing about the upcoming reboot, a group of heroines get together and gripe.

Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.

Chewbacca has given Leia an assignment, and Luke isn't sure he's hearing right. She's...babysitting Han? Han/Leia; ESB.

Nick Fury attempts to kill two birds with one stone by assigning Captain Rogers to learn about the history and pop culture he missed while in the ice with S.H.I.E.L.D's "problem child": bored-out-of-her-mind librarian Ella Gunther, devoted agent, troublemaker and oddball. Many fun adventures ensue.

This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! Crack-fic.

James Bond and his son, Harry face the most powerful force James has ever conceived, the secrets of the Second World. I now have a Beta, the amazing pazed!

YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.

This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.

Unable to stand the suit any longer, Darth Vader uses illegal cloning technology to create a copy of himself with the aim of transferring his memories into the clone. But unforeseen circumstances forces him to put his plans into effect earlier than planned. Unfortunately, the new body is...a tad younger than expected. Warning: first few chapters are short.

Tony Stark had never planned on a family. Or what would happen when he had one.

Daryl is out on a supply run (and a chance to get away from the Safe Zone for a while) when he runs across another horse. But not just ANY horse, a rather special one, who promises to make Daryl's life VERY interesting. Walkers, cannibals, Wolves and now Mr. Ed, too?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

After watching Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, Episode 4, I decided to do this little one-shot regarding Alucard's Christmas list. I hope you enjoy it.

When Vegeta, Future Trunks and Piccolo are suddenly transported into another universe, the last thing they expected to encounter was a certain wisecracking vampire. When a Nazi vampire army threatens human civilization, this unlikely team must join forces with the Hellsing Organization to save the world. Crossover between TeamFourStar's DBZ Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

An old legend from Dream Valley returns to Equestria, but is there a place for her in this new land? Crossover between G1 and FiM. Thanks to Sun tzu for the name, too. Minor Hasbro cameos/mentions as well.

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

"It started out as mild curiosity in a junkyard, but now it has turned out to be quite a great spirit of adventure." Was it a coincidence that this was the motto of Coal Hill School? The Doctor has old memories reawakened and finds old friends back where it all began. My take on a scene that should have been in "The Caretaker"

The events of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, as experienced and narrated by the cast. Their true thoughts may not at all be what you expect...

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

In the end, man grew proud. That which shouted I AM brought ruin. But man is not alone in its hubris. As the children of the White Egg descend upon the Fortress City, the game begins two years late. Destiny, what was to be, has become muddled and unreliable. And it is not only Man who can adapt.

The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.

Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner. Chaos ensues.

Being pulled from his home, friends and family Xander Harris returns to Sunnydale two years later to a changed world.

Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!

A Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Lollipop Chainsaw xover- Xander's undercover work at San Romero High School is the stuff of nostalgia; zombies, the undead, and all.

Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!

A collection of short stories and snippets I wrote for the Lovehammer crossover. Warning, mood varies from the dark to the very silly.

Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?

When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.

Throughout his life, Bruce Wayne has often wondered if a single act of selfishness can overshadow a lifetime of self-sacrifice.

Ranma/Doctor Who: A subtle deviation in the Herb fight, and Ranma now has no way to return to his old male self. Thankfully, the arrival of a strange visitor to Nerima may change this fact... Chapter 24 - It all ends here, in Nerima. Ranma must face her worst enemy and make the ultimate choice. [COMPLETE]

It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel

Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.

Harry is sick and tired of always being kept in the dark, of being lied to, and of being protected. He's had enough and he's going to take control of his life. Takes place at the summer before sixth year. HHR. Slight HBP spoilers. Some Dumbledore bashing.

Tabitha Stephens travels to Hogwarts to conduct secret research for a thesis, but finds that her plan didn't account for everything she'd experience.

On the verge of escaping Rapture, Eleanor and Subject Delta are separated once more. In Rapture and on the surface, new enemies and allies abound, but who can be trusted? Can they survive to be reunited? Please review, some OC's.

Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

A sequel to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres owns a global corporation that is poised and ready for the Singularity, or so it seems, until a journalist appears wanting to question Harry's motivations.

The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.

The Sage of Toads decided to write a UC Gundam fic. God help us all.

When the Muppets base their next movie on the Avengers' adventures, Earth's mightiest heroes find themselves taking on Earth's feltiest puppets for a ride-along, leading to hijinx, shenanigans, and the worst episode of The Dating Game since Rodney James Alcala. Betaed by Dragonbat2006

In the never-ending struggle that is the battle for Ranma Saotome's affections, the principal belligerents come to the conclusion that this is all hopeless and ridiculous. The winds of change thus begin to blow, and change was never easy.

Clark Kent didn't know what he expected when he traveled to the Arctic, to the last remnant of his dead homeworld, seeking answers. Just... not a nosy reporter.

His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.

An objection is raised to Albus Dumbledore's placement of Harry Potter in a Muggle household. The Wizengamot makes a startling decision that will change the course of history...

A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept... For a given value of "realistic."

Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.

A story based on a Youtube comment about a clip showing Blueblood spitting out Applejack's fritter. What if Blueblood had an excellent reason for acting like a complete prat at the Grand Galloping Gala? What would he do if he decided he'd made a mistake? Rewritten for compatability with Season 2.

Threatened with Azkaban, Hermione Granger is helpless until rescued by Harry Potter. The problem is that Harry has a mysterious dark side which eats people. Needing control of her life, Hermione resolves to become her own hero and hopefully save all of Britain from Harry Potter. Single point of divergence from the fic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.

Investigating the underpinnings of the "Harry Potter: Methods of Rationality" universe.

Critically injured during the final battle, Harry Potter chooses a simpler way to live. As a cat, Harry finds love and acceptance but no man can be a cat forever and everyone has to grow up and face the world one day.

Followup story to Forever! As his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must go to Equestria to stop an evil plot of terrible evilness by the Order of the Blackened Denarius. Warning: Includes massive spoilers for Ghost Story.

What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)

Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.

In stories centered around his grandfather's home, Spock's family, Vulcan survivors and our favorite crew struggle to deal with the catastrophic changes caused by the Narada. Isn't Christopher Plummer well cast here? Jaunty scarf!

In the wake of the Qwardian Invasions, the Anti-Monitor lies defeated. And yet, all seems lost as the worlds merge. In a last attempt to save Creation, the Justice League manages to send one man through to the next world. But can he save them all?

Unbeknownst to eighteen-year-old Luke Skywalker, he's become the star of a controversial documentary. After its release both the Imps and Rebels alike want to get their hands on him: especially one angry Sith Lord hell bent on retrieving his son.

What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.

When the Brony International Guard came to town Lyra thought all of her dreams had come true. But there's something strange about these creatures who call themselves 'bronies'. They're keeping secrets from everypony, and only Lyra seems to care. None of her investigations have solved this mystery yet, but the arrival of some new divisions might be just be the chance she needs ...

In two weeks, the angels will come to Tokyo-3... and Shinji is out of the country! So Gendo hires the Lagoon Company to bring him back!

The X-men spent the last night at a birthday party. the problem is they have woken up and none of them can remember anything that happened. pure crack.

Third Place Winner of Week Three of TFF's Iron Fic and wildly requested to be made into a full story! Ranma's and Genma's first encounter with the Tendo Sisters comes with an unexpected and intensely awesome surprise... for Ranma at least.

Chapter one: The Sailor Senshi and friends get together to watch anime. Uh oh...

During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.

This story is based on the characters Celestia and Luna from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, and is an example of a fan taking the court lives of two fictional royalty figures way too seriously.

Post-Mirror Image Sam dutifully continues leaping around, never expecting to see Al again when the pair are reunited just in time for one of Sam's strangest assignments yet. As Odin, moments before Loki's fall into the abyss, Sam must find a way to deal with these family issues and, with luck, prevent the start of the path that leads to Ragnarok.

With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock

Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?

Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.

While on a camping trip, Twilight Sparkle and her friends decide to investigate a mysterious meteorite- and find an unexpected visitor came along with it!

There are times when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy's country practice. There are other times when it's exactly the same. Snapshots of everyday life on Enterprise. 17: Space is full of variables; the paperwork is a constant.

A statement for the record.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

The people in Xanders life decided to create a list of things he is no longer allowed to do. Xander decides to make the list as interesting as possible.

Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.

Twilight Sparkle is summoned to settle a legal matter involving The Great and Powerful Trixie... What in Equestria did she do now?

Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, is just looking for an escape from his latest set of enemies and happens to teleport into Equestria. Surely nothing could go wrong with that set-up.

Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.

With Rose away at Hogwarts Ron and Hugo have a day out. Inspired by the BBC series Top Gear. A Sisters of the Moon Story

When Rainbow Dash catches a bad case of pegapox, she cannot fly back to her cloud home and finds herself staying with Rarity and Sweetie Belle. Twilight is searching for a cure, but can the pegasus survive her well meaning nurses long enough to use it?

Friendship is Magic - Little Ditzy "Derpy Hooves" Doo wasn't anything like the other ponies in Ponyville. Maybe it was destiny that led her to the colt with the wild brown mane and the hourglass cutie mark...

On behalf of the Canterlot University of Electrical Engineering, Princess Celestia sends her star pupil a mysterious contraption she wants her to test out. Can the mane six overcome this new challenge, even if it costs them their sanity?

The ship's internal communication systems are down, leading to frustration and embarrassingly garbled messages.

On their way to visit a very old professor Sheldon is certain is wrong about something, he and Raj run into a closed road and no wifi. Fortunately, there was a castle a few miles back and someone there should be able to give them directions to Dr. Scott.

A Methods of Rationality fanfic; Draco's reaction to the Self-Actualisation chapters.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.

Oneshot: Pinkie Pie randomly shows up at the apartment of one Harry Dresden, Wizard-for-hire. And then she does ... whatever it is that Pinkie Pie does.

This is the story of Sepia Tock, or, as he's more commonly known as, 'Doctor Whoof'. He's not a big fan of this call of fame.

A side-story to Andrew Joshua Talon's 'Progress' series, exploring Celestia's own troubles in keeping up with the times.

Kirima Harasami was an ordinary student in Tokyo-3 High School. Then a blue-haired, red-eyed girl called Rei joined her class, and her life became a whole lot more interesting than she ever wanted. Spinoff fanfic from NGE: Nobody Dies.

The Doctor crash lands in Equestria, and not only is he a pony, but after an encounter with a certain purple pony he's now part of an elaborate scheme by one the Doctor's past foe. PS, my first fanfic. Hope you enjoy it

When ancient Equestria is plunged into Darkness by an enemy from beyond the stars, a young Celestia joins with the enigmatic Doctor to bring back the light.

BOOK 2: When a new threat enslaves Equestria, the ponies must turn to Colonel Jack O'Neill and SG-1 for help once more.

Princess Luna is encouraged by her sister to participate in a charity, only to wind up with a huge problem due to some severe miscommunication. Now the Elements of Harmony must work together to help Luna overcome this obstacle.

We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.

Twilight Sparkle discovers the key to a portal in Ponyville. Where does it lead? What will she and her friends find on the other side?

Princess Celestia always loves to hear from Twilight Sparkle, but this time she's shared just a bit too much. The problem is, Twilight doesn't know what the hay she's talking about. Added a chapter 2 because I am apparently insane.

People asked for another one, so here it is. Sequel to "Mara Jade's Facebook Page." Mara Jade Skywalker experiences the afterlife via Facebook - I mean, Deadbook - and spies on the living. It's as cracky as it sounds.

Ensign Pavel Chekov just wants to put in his authorization code. Will his arch nemesis let him? Five times the computer denied him access and the first time it worked after it was finally fixed. Ensemble fic; some naughty words title changed!

Episode Seven: Marty finds himself back in Hill Valley in the year 2015, but things aren't the way he remembers, and trouble is hiding around the corner. TBC in Episode Eight: Hit the Road Jack!

Sequel to The Girl Who Loved. Please read that one first. Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year with his Intended at his side. Did I mention that she's the Crown Princess of the Moon Kingdom? Or that she's dead? HP/Ranma.5/SailorMoon multicross

Seventeen years ago, three gods started a bet to see who could spawn the strongest hero. This bet destroyed Ranma Saotome's old life. Now the martial artist's children are being wrapped up in events beyond their control. FemRanma OMG

BOOK 1: When the SG-1 team stumbles through the Stargate into Equestria, an ancient sleeping foe awakens. Can Colonel O'Neill and his team protect the planet's unusual but friendly inhabitants and find their way home again?

GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?

When Rarity is overwhelmed with making designs for an exhibition, she turns to Applejack for advice. But when she gives a hair style treatment in return, the apple farmer lets her accent slip from southern drawl to sophisticated Manehattenite!

My entry for Equestria Daily's April Fool's contest. Princess Celestia has the worst day ever. What does Pinkie Pie have to do with it? And what is that under Fluttershy's bed?

Demonic bloodlines lie dormant in many of their descendants until the proper trigger is found.

Ever wonder what really happened to Celebrian in that den of orcs? Wonder no longer! With apologies to O. Henry. Rated M for content and naughty language.

So the Angel's don't die, they just hang around with the pilots. But hey, they can only help, right? Ha.

This was originally part of a series called 'Tales from the Barman' on Twisting the Hellmouth but I wanted to put it on here: A hello and a goodbye from old friends.

Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?

When Britain is in danger, and there isn't enough time to get help from the other major powers, the Prime Minister turns to a team with a history of solving unusual problems. After all, how hard can it be? Top Gear - Wallace & Gromit - multiple crossover

A take on rationalist Harry.

A Friendship is Magic fic! The girls get together to have a few drinks. Silliness ensues.

The Solo children must be hidden again for their own safety, but they get sent to the only two people who can truly protect them: Han and Leia... before they were married.

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?

Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.

Luke and Han both want to be captain. Wedge has a red shirt on and the Wookiee is suprisingly logical. Leia is NOT a doctor. You knew it had to happen. For bookdragon01. Rated for language.

What if Shinji had different guardians? And what if he was exposed to new ideas during his upbringing?

The Enterprise crew and their guests are kidnapped. Rescue comes from an unlikely source. A ficlet from LJ's Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: New

Blackadder,Baldrick, George and Captain Darling Team Up With Captain James T Kirk For Cosmic Capers.

McCoy attends the Vulcans' memorial service and learns a few things.

What if Vader were your boss? What if he were The Management? Hilarity ensues.

Scotty is de-aged. Hilarity/chaos ensues. For a prompt on the st xi kink meme.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

As they approach the Narada, the crew of the Enterprise witness something...unusual. Crackfic, Narada/Enterprise, nothing explicit. A birthday gift to my sister.

Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.

Harry never thought that he would ever need to use Luna's ten point plan to surviving a zombie attack. Harry/Luna

A Humour story about what would happen to the Dummy Plug System if it was exposed to Misato's cooking. I know you've all wondered about that! I certainly have! : A bit of fun with some mystery attached. Enjoy!

Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!

Exactly what it says on the tin. Not really 2009-specific.

Who is the Old Timer of the planet Junk, and why are the stories he tells so terribly vivid?

-He was old, but they were brand new. It was their stage now, but he knew that he wouldn't miss it for anything.- Some one-shots. Named after the first one.

There has been much speculation on Vulcan male anatomy, and now its time for that speculation to become observable fact. A crack-fic, featuring the best of the worst fandom theories on Spock's lok.

The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Two short views of the generation one leaders, Optimus Prime and Megatron.

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department

A quick QB story for lovers of MaryJanice Davidson's Undead books. This is an erotic story. A love rectangle. This story is in NO way supported by or in affiliation with MJD in any way. It is an homage to her wonderful characters that I love so much!

AU. After Third Impact, Gendo Ikari gets his own chance to go back and change things for the better. But things do not go as planned this time around, either.

When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.

Death meets Lord of the Rings, to put it simply. Please Read and Review.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL

After 15 years of abuse and manipulation, Harry decides to start looking out for number 1. Fed Up!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Agenda Driven!Goblins. Polygamous Ships. HBP ignored!NO Horcruxes

tidying, taking out typos, and adding bits in preparation for a Chapter Two which is gestating. Inspired by a piece of throwaway dialogue in "Unseen Academicals". A new constable joins the Watch from faraway Ephebe. Angua and Sally have particular reasons to take her for a drink in Biers. Yuri has an arresting glance, so to speak... cussing, Eng and Greek.

Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Our favorite homeless movie loving hobo talks about one of the most controversial anime movies to ever hit the big screen. Find out what he thought.

Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.

Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.

Ranma enters the wrong line. Chaos ensues.

The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.

What if, in an AU where ANH never had the chance to happen, Leia learnt the truth about her heritage and decided to confront Vader and Luke with it herself? Luke, Leia, Vader. One-shot.

What do you do when your memories aren’t your own? When everything you think you knew about yourself is a lie? A Harry Potter DC Comics Crossover.

Shinji Ikari wasn't sent to his Uncle upon his mother's death, but to a very distant cousin named Coop who lives in the states. No one in Tokyo-3 will be ready for this Shinji! Oneshot

Isaac's best day ever, literally and sarcastically. Takes place at least one year before the events of the game. Rated for language.

Studying the past is a wonderful thing... right?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book, and it may just be the one thing that can really help stop the Angels. Too bad Shinji Ikari is in over his head. Crossover.

Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.

Eighth Mistake Made – The Hunt Begins and the Girls Learn Things About Themselves and Each Other That Complicate Things Even Further.

Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.

When her childhood friend comes for a visit, Belldandy is surprised to learn that she and Keiichi have already met... and more. Rated M for sexual humor and zombie apocalypse situations... no, seriously... Chapter 8 is up.

Hmm, almost 7 sporadic years on this story, my sexy self feels kinda pathetic and no life-ish at the moment...

A simple act of laziness on the part of NERV has enormous consquences for Hikari Horaki, and, in turn, all of Tokyo-3.

Who's posting this stuff, anyway? And why is it all over Gotham City?

Buffy stops Acathla from opening but Angelus turns her. She flees and ends up in Minnesota,where she runs into Betsy, the newly risen Queen of Vampires.Betsy offers Buffy shelter and her friendship,but things don’t stay quiet for long.Pairs:BuAus,BeE

2008 Movie. Tony responds to a bank robbery committed using Stark weapons, and runs into a bit more trouble than he can handle. Luckily, his enemies are mauled by righteous squirrels. Things only get stranger from there. Features Squirrel Girl.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

One of my earliest Hellsing fics. Just a little story about the craziest Hellsing crossover I could come up with... You know, that still made some kind of twisted sense. Hope you enjoy. As always, reviews are appreciated. Thanks.

An Iron Man movieverse & House MD crossover. When Tony suspects he's caught a mystery illness, he turns to the best doctor he can find. But can House solve this puzzle? Hurt/comfort/suspense with a good amount of angst and TS/PP. All FINISHED now!

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover

When the world, weakened by the recent Xilian invasion, is threatened by the next generation of Zillas, who will rise to defend it? COMPLETE.

An otaku awakes and finds himself in one of the worst anime to selfinsert in. Final Chapter 13 up.

Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

The blood protection has failed. Vernon and Petunia Dursley have vanished without a trace, leaving Dumbledore to find a safe home for Harry and Dudley. He begs a favor from a sorceror even more powerful than him, and gets more than he ever bargained for.

Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.

The title explains itself.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.

What if Darth Vader had realized who Princess Leia was when they met face to face? What would he have done differently had he known? Obviously an AU story.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

Rogue Squadron needs new pilots, but what will Wedge Antilles do when a Valley Girl comes to apply? An authorized story in the Pink 5 universe.

When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.

Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.

In his home country of Latveria, it's Doctor Doom who is the hero, and Reed Richards who is the villain... Rating is for sexual content.

Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...

The battle with Saffron causes an instabiity in the Yggradsil, and with it, some minor changes to Ranma's file, namely an upgrade to that of Goddess of Luck First Class! Ranma copes, changes and gets into trouble. 6 parts eventially.

A class assignment turns Shinji's life upside down, as his partner is one to treat all things as realworld situations.

Ever wonder why Anya mentioned midgets in her song? Here's an answer! A BtVS Time Bandits crossover in eleven hundredword Drabbles, complete.

You asked for it, and here it is. Ranma fell into Tsukimaonichuan: Spring of Drowned Moon Cat. How will he fair as Minako's advisor?

Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.

After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...

BlackadderDoctor Who crossover. Various members of the Blackadder dynasty have brief encounters with various incarnations of the Doctor across British history.

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.

Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP

Luke participates in a charity bachelor auction

AU. Anakin and his family are meeting up for their weekend away at their Naboo lake retreat. What happens when his 18 year old daughter brings home an unwanted guest? COMPLETE

When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.

The Sith have a new enemy - but at least Vader's got new robes.

Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...

A different spin on the Akane/Ranma relationship... (heh) [Complete!]

Misato has a problem, but her indirect solution ends up making it everyone's problem. Co-writen with Lara Bartram.

Gendo Ikari--the most powerful and feared man in the world...calls in sick. Then the real crisis begins...

A Sailor Moon/John Constantine: Hellblazer crossover. Co-written with David Tai. Gemma Masters was destined to become a Sailor Scout. But then Destiny ran headfirst into John Constantine first.

Evangelion on crack cut with sugar. Spoofy fun goodness.