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A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,179 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Mythbusters and the Marvel Universe by shanejayell reviews
The X-Men are moving to San Fran! And guess who is there to greet them... the Mythbusters.
Crossover - X-Men & TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 9/25/2012 - James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
And Now Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
And here we are again for even more fragments from my ADHD riddled mind.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 128,709 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 9/13/2018
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,150 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 4,738 - Follows: 4,896 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequenes of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,997 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 3/10 - Harry P.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 5,747 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,487 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 6/1/2017
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 115 - Words: 532,095 - Reviews: 8580 - Favs: 11,755 - Follows: 14,197 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P.
Ponies One Half by Emma Iveli reviews
AU. Thanks to a teleportation accident, Twilight and her friends are stuck in another universe, not only that but the first thing that happens to them is that they get cursed. And that's least weird thing that happens to them. Please R&R
Crossover - Ranma & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 124 - Words: 319,828 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Ranma, Twilight Sparkle
Tales of the Monkey Queen by SSVCloud reviews
The story of Son Goku is very well known... but how much would be different if Goku was a girl? More than you'd think, but less than you'd hope. Join us as we explore that change and many others. A/N: This story contains femslash, as well as the future implications of regular slash.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 139 - Words: 699,893 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Goku, Bulma, Krillin, Vegeta
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 177,124 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 2/13/2008
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 421 - Published: 6/28 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Top Girls: A Evangelion and Top Gear Fusion! by shanejayell reviews
Misato Katsuragi, Ritsuko Akagi and Maya Ibuki host Top Gear!
Crossover - Evangelion & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,554 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 12/20/2011
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,528 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 3,864 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Powerpuff Girls: PSHAW! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness. A series of fics about the teenaged Powerpuff Girls and other Cartoon Network and Hanna-Barbera characters that twist the stereotypes and subvert the usual fare. If it pisses the diehard PPG fanwriters off... Good!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,415 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 5/4/2013
Adventures Luna Never Had by alienyouthct reviews
A series of miscellaneous one-shots encompassing all sorts of crossover-related adventures that Luna never had. And possibly one or two non-crossover adventures. The jury's still out on that. Category 2 will drift relative to whatever the latest chapter includes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,284 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Nora A.
Year Of The Cobra by Red Witch reviews
Join our favorite terrorist organization as they go through a typical year trying by any means necessary to rule the world.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 190,553 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro
Soul Scars by Rtnwriter reviews
What's a girl to do when somewhere out there, there's a boy and every scar he gets appears on her body? When he's being abused? Hermione Granger, for one, is determined to find him and save him. Fourth Year. There's a big event at Hogwarts this year. The DOM is interested in the bonded. Darkness looms, old enemies return to haunt them and new foes make life more difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 577,873 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 4,764 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 577 - Published: 4/21 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Invincible by kathryn518 reviews
The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 110,199 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 5,306 - Follows: 6,370 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Gryffindor's Girl by SilverStarwolfe reviews
When a magical backlash causes a rift in space and time, Mary Jane Potter gains the memories of her male counterpart. Sure that she has just years before her inevitable death, Mary works to defeat Voldemort and keep her friends and family safe. Only fate fights her at every step, making her task even more difficult. Fem!Harry. Not shippy. Hard T for language and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 200,396 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 9/2/2015
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/11/2007
Harry and the Pirates by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter grew up in Roanapur, with his loving Aunt Petunia, his best friend/cousin Dudley, and the woman they all worked for, Balalaika! Until the day a mysterious visitor arrived with news that would change both boys' lives forever...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 178,302 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Balalaika
This Tournament Needs Better Security by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/18 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11876 - Favs: 5,402 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
The Scoop of a Lifetime by Soleneus reviews
If there's one thing Rita Skeeter is good at, it's sniffing out a story, and when she sees a downtrodden Harry Potter at King's Crossing, by Merlin does she find a story! One that will change the face of the Wizarding World, Harry Potter, and even Rita herself. Harry was always more Slytherin than Gryffindor, really, and with someone to grow those traits...they won't see it coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,929 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 12/4/2018 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Harry P., Rita S.
ARTICLE 2 by Muppetz540 reviews
The Princesses find an alien creature barely clinging to life at the scene of a terrifying crash. Can the Combined Power of the Elements of Harmony save it, or more importantly, should they save it?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 219,904 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Humans: Mysterious and Terrifying by Reid Phantom reviews
Allura cares deeply for her paladins. However, she cant help but find their species bizarre, disturbing, and sometimes downright horrifying the more she learns about them. Random oneshots and drabbles based around those "Aliens find humans weird or scary" theories from Tumblr because I have no self-restraint. Suggestions welcome. Latest Chapter: What Are Sleep-overs?
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bride Wars by mmoondragon reviews
The Triwizard Tournament forced Harry to be an adult, he could deal with this what he had issues with were the other contracts that this made valid. Powerful Harry just very reluctant. Rate M just because some jokes can degenerate very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,040 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 2,664 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P.
A Chance Meeting by dunuelos reviews
This started as "Just a plot bunny." Galactica runs into Marcus shooting up asteroids. This drastically alters the Fleet's course, and adds a whole extra dimension to interstellar politics. Especially that disagreement between Earth and Babylon 5. Transection at BSG S2E15 "Scar" and B5 S4E13 "Rumors, Bargains, and Lies"
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 136,837 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/4/2018 - Published: 9/6/2018 - M. Cole, W. Adama, L. Adama/Apollo, T. Foster - Complete
The Rise of the Zeldan Technocratic Union by Gregg Landsman reviews
And so techno-phobia dies; with thunderous piano music. Following the defeat of the Calamity, it is resolved that this backwards, magical kingdom shall embrace the promise of magitech, as soon as the people stop screaming about the giant robots.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,774 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/3/2018
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6223 - Favs: 12,782 - Follows: 15,322 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 5,024 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 6,425 - Follows: 7,263 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 251 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Tales from the Discworld by shanejayell reviews
Not something you see everyday. and The Last Heroine
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 5/25/2009
Space Oddity by Storm0fCrows reviews
"Captain's log of the Starship Seeker. Star date… two lines over coma…I think. Adrift for what feels like eternity through the eternal vacuum of space has taken a toll on both me and the crew. I believe my first mate Fawkes is planning a mutiny his only deterrent being that he needs my thumbs to pilot the ship. I continue my voyage to go where Padfoot has probably gone before."
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 9/6/2016 - Harry P., Fawkes
Remember that time by MysticFantasy reviews
Stuck inside on a rainy day, the Avengers remember hilarious moments during missions and their time together as a team. [Accepting requests]
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 83 - Words: 67,474 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 4/14/2013
To Touch the Stars by Elsbeth Ravensblood reviews
Daphne Greengrass has a physical abnormality that makes her the target of abuse in the magical world. Dealing with it is hard...until somebody who knows what she's going through helps her. One shot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,630 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 247 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 8,720 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Imperial Servant by TheWorldsTallestLeprechaun reviews
What exactly is wrong with Ranma Saotome's love life-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God, I wasn't gonna finish that with a straight face! But seriously, why are things so FUBAR regarding his romantic interests? Well...here's an idea...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,143 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Ranma, Genma, Akane, Nabiki
Going another Way by Tribun reviews
A slightly different choice of Gendo after Yui vanishes shapes Shinji different. And like a stone thrown into water, the ripples grew wider with time. Now things won't be as they could have been. Shinji x Rei. - As of December 2017 this now is the vastly improved REVIVAL Edition!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 453,483 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 4/7/2007 - [Shinji I., Rei A.] - Complete
Shinji and the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 121 - Words: 225,783 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
Supermom by Eowyn77 reviews
Martha Kent has already let one superhero into her heart and home. What's five more? (Spoilers for Justice League).
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Superman, Lois L., Martha K. - Complete
Double Agent Vader by Fialleril reviews
A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,522 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T.
A Witch and an Amazon Walk into a Bar by Philosophize reviews
At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. Or maybe not so bad after all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,683 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Harry P., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Hermione G. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 10,857 - Follows: 11,016 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
The Will of the Empire by CzarZelinsky reviews
Not long after the Battle of Endor, Luke discovers that his father may have gone just a tad overboard in making sure his son, and the galaxy, was provided for in the event of his death. And who says Anakin Skywalker doesn't know how to plan! (Han/Leia, Piett lives!, Rogue Squadron, Kettch, the Noghri, Thrawn, Karrde, Jix, Mara, and the rest of the gang)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 160,492 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Luke S., Leia O., Wedge A., F. Piett
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4608 - Favs: 12,754 - Follows: 14,085 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
No Quarry for Old Men by EarthScorpion reviews
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones. They're the modern Stone Age Family. Or at least they were, back in the Fifties. Time passes. Bedrock ain't doing so well these days.
Flintstones - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2017 - Complete
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 265,588 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 10/28/2013
anybody out there? - 17776: An American football story by PowerPigeon
And so began another long period of nothing happening, but this time Juice was all too aware of just how goddamn boring nothing was.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 5,737 - Follows: 5,774 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
The Arctic Front by Irony-chan reviews
A sequel to 'An Early Thaw', with the further adventures of Steve Rogers in the 1980s. Why, exactly, was there a disgraced Black Widow agent in Tony's room on Thanksgiving? That story actually begins four weeks earlier, when a party in Oslo is interrupted by a disaster that turns out to be far less natural than it seems.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,788 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 11/7/2016 - Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C., Nick Fury, Tony S./Iron Man - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot – A new take by Steve2 reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty of underage magic…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong! Now expanded! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,464 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Play to Your Strengths by Lady FoxFire reviews
Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 895 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ilvermorny Champion by Vance McGill reviews
Instead of Durmstrang Academy, Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was invited to take part in the 1994 Triwizard Tournament. When Ilvermorny arrives at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore is shocked to see the long-thought-dead Harry and Lily Potter appear, as well as the missing Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Harry/Hermione/Daphne; Gabrielle/OFC; Alternate Universe. TEMP. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 380,672 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 7/13/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Lily Evans P.
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 3869 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 4,371 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 5,479 - Follows: 3,538 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Mobile Fighter Evangelion by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
"Are you ready to help save the world?" said Gendo, holding his hand forward, a small smile on his face. "Yes," answered Shinji, his face sporting an equally sheepish smile. "I'm ready." Without hesitation, he clutched his father's hand. (AU fic, if this doesn't make it apparent already.) [COMPLETE]
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 525,431 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Identity by madame.alexandra reviews
A distress signal reaches Coruscant after the Empire's demise, claiming to be the beacon of Bail Organa. What would the reappearance of Leia's adoptive father mean for her life in a post ROTJ context? What would he think of Han Solo, and what could he tell her about the dark shadow of her heritage? H/L; AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,062 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Bail O. - Complete
The Uninteresting Saga Of Not Very Much At All by writing-in-red reviews
This is not a tale of long forgotten kings, or princesses who accidently locked themselves in the tower, or even of heroes banding together and taking what they want from hard-working despots. No. This is, in fact, a story concerning the absence of the narrative...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Mustrum Ridcully, Rincewind, GrannyWeatherwax, Death
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7028 - Favs: 13,795 - Follows: 11,274 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 6,716 - Follows: 4,882 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 282,305 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 7,330 - Follows: 9,003 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 4,567 - Follows: 4,703 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Sort the Dragon by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A continuation of Doghead Thirteen's excellent fic, Enter the Dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 814 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 4/10/2014
The Blind Leading the Blind by Darthishtar reviews
Honest mistakes happen, but when Clark Kent gets clumsy with his disguise, complications arise.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Perry W. - Complete
Desperately Seeking Ranma by PixelWriter1 reviews
Ranma and Kasumi are missing, everyone is annoyed about it. Nabiki is doing her best, Akane is going slowly crazy (or at least crazier) and the parents are still idiots. (Chapter 54 onwards has a form of Sailor Moon crossover, which sort of just happened ;O ) See the DSR Wiki for more details, including spoilers if that doesn't bother you, at sisterhood-of-doom dot wikia dot com
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 1,426,632 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Ranma, Nabiki, Kasumi, OC
Dear Whovian Authors by saess reviews
The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 260 - Words: 26,644 - Reviews: 5465 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 8/24/2013
Final Capture of Stalag 13 by dunuelos reviews
A plot bunny I have contemplated since I was a teenager - 30 years ago. I always wondered what the scene would be when Stalag 13 fell to the Allied advance. This is what I think happened. Having just seen a rerun - it just had to come out.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/7/2016 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, H. Schultz - Complete
Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 597 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
An Early Thaw by Irony-chan reviews
An alternate universe: the year is 1986. Ronald Reagan is president. Peggy Carter is director of SHIELD. Howard Stark is CEO of Stark Industries and father of a fifteen-year-old son. And a survey team in the arctic has just found Captain America.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,079 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C., H. Stark, Nick Fury - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by alienyouthct reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? Crossover between Harry Potter and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with homebrew X-Men and Inhuman elements because studio politics suck.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,609 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Daphne G., Loki
Bruja by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Being a cat is easy. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. But what happens when the cat happens to be a witch stuck in a feline body, and runs into the one man on the planet with major anger management issues that cause wide-scale destruction? Meet Bruja, the Hulk's pet kitty...and a bigger troll than Loki could hope to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,650 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 5,535 - Follows: 5,829 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
The two dreaded Rs: Retcon and Reboot by shanejayell reviews
Hearing about the upcoming reboot, a group of heroines get together and gripe.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Babysitting by madame.alexandra reviews
Chewbacca has given Leia an assignment, and Luke isn't sure he's hearing right. She's...babysitting Han? Han/Leia; ESB.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Chewbacca - Complete
Wild Thing by MissMadame2112 reviews
Nick Fury attempts to kill two birds with one stone by assigning Captain Rogers to learn about the history and pop culture he missed while in the ice with S.H.I.E.L.D's "problem child": bored-out-of-her-mind librarian Ella Gunther, devoted agent, troublemaker and oddball. Many fun adventures ensue.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Nick F., OC
Insane Asylum Escapees - Years 1-7 by Steve2 reviews
This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 61,362 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Second World by Deadlandmarshal reviews
James Bond and his son, Harry face the most powerful force James has ever conceived, the secrets of the Second World. I now have a Beta, the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 227,614 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6234 - Favs: 11,287 - Follows: 8,263 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
The Key to a Successful Interview by The Sage of Toads reviews
This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 316,185 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ranma, Akane
A Second Childhood by T. Alana M reviews
Unable to stand the suit any longer, Darth Vader uses illegal cloning technology to create a copy of himself with the aim of transferring his memories into the clone. But unforeseen circumstances forces him to put his plans into effect earlier than planned. Unfortunately, the new body is...a tad younger than expected. Warning: first few chapters are short.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Darth Vader
Siblings, Spiders, and Squirrels, Oh my! by Ragman Jack reviews
Tony Stark had never planned on a family. Or what would happen when he had one.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,979 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 7/16/2012
A Horse Is A Horse - Of Course? by JBean210 reviews
Daryl is out on a supply run (and a chance to get away from the Safe Zone for a while) when he runs across another horse. But not just ANY horse, a rather special one, who promises to make Daryl's life VERY interesting. Walkers, cannibals, Wolves and now Mr. Ed, too?
Crossover - Walking Dead & Mister Ed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Daryl D., Mister Ed - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,930 - Follows: 18,617 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
This Time, Actually READ My Christmas List by soulfusionresonance reviews
After watching Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, Episode 4, I decided to do this little one-shot regarding Alucard's Christmas list. I hope you enjoy it.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Alucard, Integra
An Unusual Alliance by Shadowblade217 reviews
When Vegeta, Future Trunks and Piccolo are suddenly transported into another universe, the last thing they expected to encounter was a certain wisecracking vampire. When a Nazi vampire army threatens human civilization, this unlikely team must join forces with the Hellsing Organization to save the world. Crossover between TeamFourStar's DBZ Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,989 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Piccolo, Vegeta, M. Trunks, Alucard
The Elements of Harmony and the Savior of Worlds by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
An old legend from Dream Valley returns to Equestria, but is there a place for her in this new land? Crossover between G1 and FiM. Thanks to Sun tzu for the name, too. Minor Hasbro cameos/mentions as well.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,700 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
A Spirit of Adventure by Scribe of Worlds reviews
"It started out as mild curiosity in a junkyard, but now it has turned out to be quite a great spirit of adventure." Was it a coincidence that this was the motto of Coal Hill School? The Doctor has old memories reawakened and finds old friends back where it all began. My take on a scene that should have been in "The Caretaker"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Barbara W., Ian C., 12th Doctor
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged: The Unofficial Novelization by Enei Emmu reviews
The events of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, as experienced and narrated by the cast. Their true thoughts may not at all be what you expect...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra, Walter
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 9,262 - Follows: 9,990 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Rebuild of Nobody Dies One Point Zero by Gregg Landsman reviews
In the end, man grew proud. That which shouted I AM brought ruin. But man is not alone in its hubris. As the children of the White Egg descend upon the Fortress City, the game begins two years late. Destiny, what was to be, has become muddled and unreliable. And it is not only Man who can adapt.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,949 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
FiM: Binky Pie by Miyajima reviews
Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Discworld & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,687 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Death
Rogue Knight by Bob Regent reviews
Being pulled from his home, friends and family Xander Harris returns to Sunnydale two years later to a changed world.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 45,171 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
This Ain't Your Daddy's Army of Darkness by Dr Gonzo reviews
A Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Lollipop Chainsaw xover- Xander's undercover work at San Romero High School is the stuff of nostalgia; zombies, the undead, and all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lollipop Chainsaw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,584 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Xander H. - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Lovehammer Collection by drakensis reviews
A collection of short stories and snippets I wrote for the Lovehammer crossover. Warning, mood varies from the dark to the very silly.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Khârn the Betrayer, Konrad Kurze/Night Haunter, Mortarion
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
A Blessed Lifetime by R-dude reviews
Throughout his life, Bruce Wayne has often wondered if a single act of selfishness can overshadow a lifetime of self-sacrifice.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,487 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman]
Ranma and The Doctor by Turbanator reviews
Ranma/Doctor Who: A subtle deviation in the Herb fight, and Ranma now has no way to return to his old male self. Thankfully, the arrival of a strange visitor to Nerima may change this fact... Chapter 24 - It all ends here, in Nerima. Ranma must face her worst enemy and make the ultimate choice. [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 174,984 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,793 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Delicate by SaoirseAngel reviews
Harry is sick and tired of always being kept in the dark, of being lied to, and of being protected. He's had enough and he's going to take control of his life. Takes place at the summer before sixth year. HHR. Slight HBP spoilers. Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 378,520 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 3,578 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tabitha's Diary by Larry F reviews
Tabitha Stephens travels to Hogwarts to conduct secret research for a thesis, but finds that her plan didn't account for everything she'd experience.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,675 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011
Sea of Broken Dreams by DasSchneids reviews
On the verge of escaping Rapture, Eleanor and Subject Delta are separated once more. In Rapture and on the surface, new enemies and allies abound, but who can be trusted? Can they survive to be reunited? Please review, some OC's.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 139,799 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Chaos by JBean210 reviews
A sequel to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres owns a global corporation that is poised and ready for the Singularity, or so it seems, until a journalist appears wanting to question Harry's motivations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,520 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Mobile Suit Gundam: Gran Tomino by The Sage of Toads reviews
The Sage of Toads decided to write a UC Gundam fic. God help us all.
Gundam UC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 115,863 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Amuro R., Sayla M.
Avengers: Earth's Muppetest Heroes by caballlah reviews
When the Muppets base their next movie on the Avengers' adventures, Earth's mightiest heroes find themselves taking on Earth's feltiest puppets for a ride-along, leading to hijinx, shenanigans, and the worst episode of The Dating Game since Rodney James Alcala. Betaed by Dragonbat2006
Crossover - Muppet Show & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Kermit, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal - Complete
Escape From Ranma Saotome by The Anonguy Workshop reviews
In the never-ending struggle that is the battle for Ranma Saotome's affections, the principal belligerents come to the conclusion that this is all hopeless and ridiculous. The winds of change thus begin to blow, and change was never easy.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,134 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Akane, Shampoo, Ukyo
Fortress of Non-Solitude by caballlah reviews
Clark Kent didn't know what he expected when he traveled to the Arctic, to the last remnant of his dead homeworld, seeking answers. Just... not a nosy reporter.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Haigeki by Xylix reviews
His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,278 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Sinister Relations by Snowie2 reviews
An objection is raised to Albus Dumbledore's placement of Harry Potter in a Muggle household. The Wizengamot makes a startling decision that will change the course of history...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Harry P.
Hands by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept... For a given value of "realistic."
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,964 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy
The Quirks of Jim Kirk by Dark Satirist reviews
Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,544 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Blueblood Redemption by Stainless Steel Fox reviews
A story based on a Youtube comment about a clip showing Blueblood spitting out Applejack's fritter. What if Blueblood had an excellent reason for acting like a complete prat at the Grand Galloping Gala? What would he do if he decided he'd made a mistake? Rewritten for compatability with Season 2.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Rarity, Prince Blueblood
Hermione Granger and the Burden of Responsibility by Squirrelloid reviews
Threatened with Azkaban, Hermione Granger is helpless until rescued by Harry Potter. The problem is that Harry has a mysterious dark side which eats people. Needing control of her life, Hermione resolves to become her own hero and hopefully save all of Britain from Harry Potter. Single point of divergence from the fic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,895 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Squibgineering by credentiality reviews
Investigating the underpinnings of the "Harry Potter: Methods of Rationality" universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat by Les Dowich reviews
Critically injured during the final battle, Harry Potter chooses a simpler way to live. As a cat, Harry finds love and acceptance but no man can be a cat forever and everyone has to grow up and face the world one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,704 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
My Little Denarians by Chengar Qordath reviews
Followup story to Forever! As his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must go to Equestria to stop an evil plot of terrible evilness by the Order of the Blackened Denarius. Warning: Includes massive spoilers for Ghost Story.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 225,414 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Pinkie Pie, H. Dresden - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 421 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Grandfather's House: The Memorial by Siskiyou reviews
In stories centered around his grandfather's home, Spock's family, Vulcan survivors and our favorite crew struggle to deal with the catastrophic changes caused by the Narada. Isn't Christopher Plummer well cast here? Jaunty scarf!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 66 - Words: 103,355 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Spock, Sarek
The Last Son of Tomorrow by rgm0005 reviews
In the wake of the Qwardian Invasions, the Anti-Monitor lies defeated. And yet, all seems lost as the worlds merge. In a last attempt to save Creation, the Justice League manages to send one man through to the next world. But can he save them all?
Crossover - Batman Beyond & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Terry M., Bruce W./Batman
Shooting Star by Jelp reviews
Unbeknownst to eighteen-year-old Luke Skywalker, he's become the star of a controversial documentary. After its release both the Imps and Rebels alike want to get their hands on him: especially one angry Sith Lord hell bent on retrieving his son.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,795 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Luke S., Darth Vader
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 341 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Brony Guard Unlimited by psychicscubadiver reviews
When the Brony International Guard came to town Lyra thought all of her dreams had come true. But there's something strange about these creatures who call themselves 'bronies'. They're keeping secrets from everypony, and only Lyra seems to care. None of her investigations have solved this mystery yet, but the arrival of some new divisions might be just be the chance she needs ...
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Lyra - Complete
The Package by shanejayell reviews
In two weeks, the angels will come to Tokyo-3... and Shinji is out of the country! So Gendo hires the Lagoon Company to bring him back!
Crossover - Evangelion & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Shinji I., Rock - Complete
Oh god my head by deadpoolhulk reviews
The X-men spent the last night at a birthday party. the problem is they have woken up and none of them can remember anything that happened. pure crack.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
Tendologic by The Sage of Toads reviews
Third Place Winner of Week Three of TFF's Iron Fic and wildly requested to be made into a full story! Ranma's and Genma's first encounter with the Tendo Sisters comes with an unexpected and intensely awesome surprise... for Ranma at least.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
Tales of Panty, Stocking and Garter Belt! by shanejayell reviews
Chapter one: The Sailor Senshi and friends get together to watch anime. Uh oh...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
My Little Pony: Administration is Magic by Sir Politic Am-Be reviews
This story is based on the characters Celestia and Luna from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, and is an example of a fan taking the court lives of two fictional royalty figures way too seriously.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,714 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Gods Complicate Everything by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-Mirror Image Sam dutifully continues leaping around, never expecting to see Al again when the pair are reunited just in time for one of Sam's strangest assignments yet. As Odin, moments before Loki's fall into the abyss, Sam must find a way to deal with these family issues and, with luck, prevent the start of the path that leads to Ragnarok.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Loki - Complete
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,930 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4450 - Favs: 9,520 - Follows: 5,019 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Short Cuts in Learning by drakensis reviews
Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
Friendship is More than Meets the Eye by Tumbleweed reviews
While on a camping trip, Twilight Sparkle and her friends decide to investigate a mysterious meteorite- and find an unexpected visitor came along with it!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Grimlock, Twilight Sparkle
In Which The Enterprise Is Like A Village by chaletian reviews
There are times when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy's country practice. There are other times when it's exactly the same. Snapshots of everyday life on Enterprise. 17: Space is full of variables; the paperwork is a constant.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,989 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/14/2009
Recap by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A statement for the record.
Crossover - Doctor Who & James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - 10th Doctor, M 3 - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
The List by Dragonhulk reviews
The people in Xanders life decided to create a list of things he is no longer allowed to do. Xander decides to make the list as interesting as possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Xander H.
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle by Gravekeeper reviews
Twilight Sparkle is summoned to settle a legal matter involving The Great and Powerful Trixie... What in Equestria did she do now?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,674 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Trixie
The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends by psychicscubadiver reviews
Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, is just looking for an escape from his latest set of enemies and happens to teleport into Equestria. Surely nothing could go wrong with that set-up.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,146 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 4,988 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Top Twig by Sarcastrow reviews
With Rose away at Hogwarts Ron and Hugo have a day out. Inspired by the BBC series Top Gear. A Sisters of the Moon Story
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Ron W., Hugo W. - Complete
Dashes, Dots, and Pegasus Spots by Nightwings81 reviews
When Rainbow Dash catches a bad case of pegapox, she cannot fly back to her cloud home and finds herself staying with Rarity and Sweetie Belle. Twilight is searching for a cure, but can the pegasus survive her well meaning nurses long enough to use it?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Rarity - Complete
My Little Time Lord by Victorian R. Hellsly reviews
Friendship is Magic - Little Ditzy "Derpy Hooves" Doo wasn't anything like the other ponies in Ponyville. Maybe it was destiny that led her to the colt with the wild brown mane and the hourglass cutie mark...
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,454 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo
The Elements of Gaming by Ryden and Xephfyre reviews
On behalf of the Canterlot University of Electrical Engineering, Princess Celestia sends her star pupil a mysterious contraption she wants her to test out. Can the mane six overcome this new challenge, even if it costs them their sanity?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,021 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011
Less Funny In Space by exiled mind reviews
The ship's internal communication systems are down, leading to frustration and embarrassingly garbled messages.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Homicidal Castle Dweller by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way to visit a very old professor Sheldon is certain is wrong about something, he and Raj run into a closed road and no wifi. Fortunately, there was a castle a few miles back and someone there should be able to give them directions to Dr. Scott.
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Frank N. Furter, Sheldon C. - Complete
Educational by centreoftheselights reviews
A Methods of Rationality fanfic; Draco's reaction to the Self-Actualisation chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 844 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
A Hero by Bioweapon 155 reviews
Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,095 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Daleks, Homura A.
Forever! by Chengar Qordath reviews
Oneshot: Pinkie Pie randomly shows up at the apartment of one Harry Dresden, Wizard-for-hire. And then she does ... whatever it is that Pinkie Pie does.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Pinkie Pie, H. Dresden - Complete
Sepia Tock: Adventures of the Ponyville Clockmaker by CanvasWolfDoll reviews
This is the story of Sepia Tock, or, as he's more commonly known as, 'Doctor Whoof'. He's not a big fan of this call of fame.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Dr. Whooves - Complete
FiM: Progress, Celestia vs Time by Miyajima reviews
A side-story to Andrew Joshua Talon's 'Progress' series, exploring Celestia's own troubles in keeping up with the times.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies: The Trials of Kirima Harasami by Immatrael reviews
Kirima Harasami was an ordinary student in Tokyo-3 High School. Then a blue-haired, red-eyed girl called Rei joined her class, and her life became a whole lot more interesting than she ever wanted. Spinoff fanfic from NGE: Nobody Dies.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Rei A.
Doctor Who Guess Whoove? by DoctorWhoofFanFics reviews
The Doctor crash lands in Equestria, and not only is he a pony, but after an encounter with a certain purple pony he's now part of an elaborate scheme by one the Doctor's past foe. PS, my first fanfic. Hope you enjoy it
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, Twilight Sparkle
Doctor Whooves: The Daughter of the Sun by Doctor Scraps reviews
When ancient Equestria is plunged into Darkness by an enemy from beyond the stars, a young Celestia joins with the enigmatic Doctor to bring back the light.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2011
Stargate Equestria: Incursion by Bosstone reviews
BOOK 2: When a new threat enslaves Equestria, the ponies must turn to Colonel Jack O'Neill and SG-1 for help once more.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011
Of Packages and Punches by Bastard King reviews
Princess Luna is encouraged by her sister to participate in a charity, only to wind up with a huge problem due to some severe miscommunication. Now the Elements of Harmony must work together to help Luna overcome this obstacle.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
A Pony and a Portal by JenovaII reviews
Twilight Sparkle discovers the key to a portal in Ponyville. Where does it lead? What will she and her friends find on the other side?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,495 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Do You Really Want to Know? by Friendly Uncle reviews
Princess Celestia always loves to hear from Twilight Sparkle, but this time she's shared just a bit too much. The problem is, Twilight doesn't know what the hay she's talking about. Added a chapter 2 because I am apparently insane.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
Mara Jade Skywalker's Deadbook Page by JediMara77 reviews
People asked for another one, so here it is. Sequel to "Mara Jade's Facebook Page." Mara Jade Skywalker experiences the afterlife via Facebook - I mean, Deadbook - and spies on the living. It's as cracky as it sounds.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Mara Jade - Complete
Technology Ain't All It's Cracked Up To Be by fallenflames reviews
Ensign Pavel Chekov just wants to put in his authorization code. Will his arch nemesis let him? Five times the computer denied him access and the first time it worked after it was finally fixed. Ensemble fic; some naughty words title changed!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - P. Chekov
Return to the Future by Doctor McFly reviews
Episode Seven: Marty finds himself back in Hill Valley in the year 2015, but things aren't the way he remembers, and trouble is hiding around the corner. TBC in Episode Eight: Hit the Road Jack!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Marty McFly - Complete
Violence Inherent in the System by Darth Drafter reviews
Sequel to The Girl Who Loved. Please read that one first. Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year with his Intended at his side. Did I mention that she's the Crown Princess of the Moon Kingdom? Or that she's dead? HP/Ranma.5/SailorMoon multicross
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 248,810 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Harry P. - Complete
Divine Blood by Thrythlind reviews
Seventeen years ago, three gods started a bet to see who could spawn the strongest hero. This bet destroyed Ranma Saotome's old life. Now the martial artist's children are being wrapped up in events beyond their control. FemRanma OMG
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 415,291 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009
Stargate Equestria: Connection by Bosstone reviews
BOOK 1: When the SG-1 team stumbles through the Stargate into Equestria, an ancient sleeping foe awakens. Can Colonel O'Neill and his team protect the planet's unusual but friendly inhabitants and find their way home again?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,482 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. O'Neill - Complete
My Little Test Subject by Klutzybear reviews
GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Ah Ain't Got no Ackcent! by Terrichance reviews
When Rarity is overwhelmed with making designs for an exhibition, she turns to Applejack for advice. But when she gives a hair style treatment in return, the apple farmer lets her accent slip from southern drawl to sophisticated Manehattenite!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Messin' With Celestia by Friendly Uncle reviews
My entry for Equestria Daily's April Fool's contest. Princess Celestia has the worst day ever. What does Pinkie Pie have to do with it? And what is that under Fluttershy's bed?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Spliced! by Godogma reviews
Demonic bloodlines lie dormant in many of their descendants until the proper trigger is found.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Xander H.
The Ransom at the Redhorn by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Ever wonder what really happened to Celebrian in that den of orcs? Wonder no longer! With apologies to O. Henry. Rated M for content and naughty language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Celebrian, Orc - Complete
My Enemy, My Friend by K9 the First reviews
So the Angel's don't die, they just hang around with the pilots. But hey, they can only help, right? Ha.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,850 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
To Absent Friends by Bob Regent reviews
This was originally part of a series called 'Tales from the Barman' on Twisting the Hellmouth but I wanted to put it on here: A hello and a goodbye from old friends.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Xander H., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
They Saved Milton Keynes by Marcus Rowland reviews
When Britain is in danger, and there isn't enough time to get help from the other major powers, the Prime Minister turns to a team with a history of solving unusual problems. After all, how hard can it be? Top Gear - Wallace & Gromit - multiple crossover
Wallace and Gromit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Harry's Game by Black Logician reviews
A take on rationalist Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,682 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What do you do with a drunken unicorn? by Tumbleweed reviews
A Friendship is Magic fic! The girls get together to have a few drinks. Silliness ensues.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/30/2011
Children of the Future by Diggs reviews
The Solo children must be hidden again for their own safety, but they get sent to the only two people who can truly protect them: Han and Leia... before they were married.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,271 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Deus ex Evangelion by ValikVicious reviews
Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,033 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Star What? To Boldly Watch by DarkEidolon reviews
Luke and Han both want to be captain. Wedge has a red shirt on and the Wookiee is suprisingly logical. Leia is NOT a doctor. You knew it had to happen. For bookdragon01. Rated for language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
I Can't Believe It's Not 15 IBRC Certification by Lord Raa reviews
What if Shinji had different guardians? And what if he was exposed to new ideas during his upbringing?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,672 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/21/2007
Wisdom of the Ages by exiled mind reviews
The Enterprise crew and their guests are kidnapped. Rescue comes from an unlikely source. A ficlet from LJ's Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: New
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - C. Pike - Complete
To Boldly Go Where No Blackadder Has Gone Before by R.J. Bingham reviews
Blackadder,Baldrick, George and Captain Darling Team Up With Captain James T Kirk For Cosmic Capers.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - J. Kirk
Reception and Revelations by ReferenceGoddess reviews
McCoy attends the Vulcans' memorial service and learns a few things.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock Prime - Complete
Life on the Death Star: General Staff Announcement by thejedisentinel reviews
What if Vader were your boss? What if he were The Management? Hilarity ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Darth Vader
In Which Bad Sh t Goes Down by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Scotty is de-aged. Hilarity/chaos ensues. For a prompt on the st xi kink meme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
A Birthday Gift by Memorium Activity reviews
As they approach the Narada, the crew of the Enterprise witness something...unusual. Crackfic, Narada/Enterprise, nothing explicit. A birthday gift to my sister.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/10/2010
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
Luna Lovegood's Ten Steps to Surviving the Zombie by Ayla Pascal reviews
Harry never thought that he would ever need to use Luna's ten point plan to surviving a zombie attack. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion Clone and Clonability by Greenfang reviews
A Humour story about what would happen to the Dummy Plug System if it was exposed to Misato's cooking. I know you've all wondered about that! I certainly have! : A bit of fun with some mystery attached. Enjoy!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Rei A.
Sleeping with the Girls, Vol I: Fictional Reality by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,335 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
25 Reasons Star Trek is Cooler than Twilight by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Not really 2009-specific.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Old Timer by shanejayell reviews
Who is the Old Timer of the planet Junk, and why are the stories he tells so terribly vivid?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010
Thrusters on Full by A Frumious Bandersnatch reviews
-He was old, but they were brand new. It was their stage now, but he knew that he wouldn't miss it for anything.- Some one-shots. Named after the first one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010
Strange Genitals by LadyFangs reviews
There has been much speculation on Vulcan male anatomy, and now its time for that speculation to become observable fact. A crack-fic, featuring the best of the worst fandom theories on Spock's lok.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura
The Way Is Shut by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9411 - Favs: 24,123 - Follows: 9,592 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Echoes by shanejayell reviews
Two short views of the generation one leaders, Optimus Prime and Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5398 - Favs: 7,766 - Follows: 4,155 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 1,020 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 441 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Love of Four: A Queen Betsy Undead Series by Cougar4Eric reviews
A quick QB story for lovers of MaryJanice Davidson's Undead books. This is an erotic story. A love rectangle. This story is in NO way supported by or in affiliation with MJD in any way. It is an homage to her wonderful characters that I love so much!
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Taking Sights by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. After Third Impact, Gendo Ikari gets his own chance to go back and change things for the better. But things do not go as planned this time around, either.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,498 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gendo I., Shinji I.
Polarity by Chris Myers reviews
When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 325,457 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rhino, Shocker - Complete
And Death was his constant companion by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Death meets Lord of the Rings, to put it simply. Please Read and Review.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Death, Aragorn
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14436 - Favs: 21,964 - Follows: 8,824 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 369,477 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
He Did it His Way by Hamm On Wry reviews
After 15 years of abuse and manipulation, Harry decides to start looking out for number 1. Fed Up!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Agenda Driven!Goblins. Polygamous Ships. HBP ignored!NO Horcruxes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,364 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
So You Think You Had A Bad Hair Day? by A.A. Pessimal reviews
tidying, taking out typos, and adding bits in preparation for a Chapter Two which is gestating. Inspired by a piece of throwaway dialogue in "Unseen Academicals". A new constable joins the Watch from faraway Ephebe. Angua and Sally have particular reasons to take her for a drink in Biers. Yuri has an arresting glance, so to speak... cussing, Eng and Greek.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2009
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,293 - Follows: 1,993 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bum Reviews: The End of Evangelion by Charles Xavier reviews
Our favorite homeless movie loving hobo talks about one of the most controversial anime movies to ever hit the big screen. Find out what he thought.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 263 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
As the Crow Flies by Empatheia reviews
Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
The Redshirt Diaries by weebee reviews
Ranma enters the wrong line. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,631 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
The Boy Who Fell, A HP Starwars Crossover by Darth Marrs reviews
The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,583 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ben Skywalker, Luna L. - Complete
In Plain Sight by Mina1 reviews
What if, in an AU where ANH never had the chance to happen, Leia learnt the truth about her heritage and decided to confront Vader and Luke with it herself? Luke, Leia, Vader. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Leia O., Luke S. - Complete
Once Might Have Been by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
What do you do when your memories aren’t your own? When everything you think you knew about yourself is a lie? A Harry Potter DC Comics Crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,802 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L.
Evas XLR by Xerxez reviews
Shinji Ikari wasn't sent to his Uncle upon his mother's death, but to a very distant cousin named Coop who lives in the states. No one in Tokyo-3 will be ready for this Shinji! Oneshot
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Dead Office Space by Rin-neechan reviews
Isaac's best day ever, literally and sarcastically. Takes place at least one year before the events of the game. Rated for language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Other Viewpoints by shanejayell reviews
Studying the past is a wonderful thing... right?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
The Angel of Doubt by Temjin-On reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book, and it may just be the one thing that can really help stop the Angels. Too bad Shinji Ikari is in over his head. Crossover.
Crossover - Evangelion & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,063 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008
Shinji Theater by gunman reviews
Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Someday, Somewhere by Otaku D-Man reviews
Eighth Mistake Made – The Hunt Begins and the Girls Learn Things About Themselves and Each Other That Complicate Things Even Further.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,729 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/22/2003
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 191 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Scordatura by Davner reviews
When her childhood friend comes for a visit, Belldandy is surprised to learn that she and Keiichi have already met... and more. Rated M for sexual humor and zombie apocalypse situations... no, seriously... Chapter 8 is up.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,764 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Belldandy, Keiichi M. - Complete
Ranma the Amorous Oversexed Nympho by WFROSE reviews
Hmm, almost 7 sporadic years on this story, my sexy self feels kinda pathetic and no life-ish at the moment...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,374 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2001
Superwomen of Eva: Spirit by Mike313 reviews
A simple act of laziness on the part of NERV has enormous consquences for Hikari Horaki, and, in turn, all of Tokyo-3.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,879 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Hikari H. - Complete
SLASH by jarec reviews
Who's posting this stuff, anyway? And why is it all over Gotham City?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
The Queen of Vampires and the Vampire Slayer by enchanted nightingale reviews
Buffy stops Acathla from opening but Angelus turns her. She flees and ends up in Minnesota,where she runs into Betsy, the newly risen Queen of Vampires.Betsy offers Buffy shelter and her friendship,but things don’t stay quiet for long.Pairs:BuAus,BeE
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,769 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007
Squirrelly Business by Lord Yellowtail reviews
2008 Movie. Tony responds to a bank robbery committed using Stark weapons, and runs into a bit more trouble than he can handle. Luckily, his enemies are mauled by righteous squirrels. Things only get stranger from there. Features Squirrel Girl.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 684 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Crossovers Can Drive You Crazy by Metropolis Kid reviews
One of my earliest Hellsing fics. Just a little story about the craziest Hellsing crossover I could come up with... You know, that still made some kind of twisted sense. Hope you enjoy. As always, reviews are appreciated. Thanks.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Iron & Irony by Veldeia reviews
An Iron Man movieverse & House MD crossover. When Tony suspects he's caught a mystery illness, he turns to the best doctor he can find. But can House solve this puzzle? Hurt/comfort/suspense with a good amount of angst and TS/PP. All FINISHED now!
Crossover - Ironman & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,355 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, G. House - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,213 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Godzilla vs the Zillas by GodzillaGuy92 reviews
When the world, weakened by the recent Xilian invasion, is threatened by the next generation of Zillas, who will rise to defend it? COMPLETE.
Crossover - Godzilla & Godzilla: The Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,455 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - American Godzilla/Zilla, Godzilla, Shinichi Ozaki, Douglas Gordon - Complete
I Was A Teenage Dummy Plug by Foxboy reviews
An otaku awakes and finds himself in one of the worst anime to selfinsert in. Final Chapter 13 up.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,765 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/3/2002
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Brothers Strange, Sons of the Sorcerer by thablackkuririn reviews
The blood protection has failed. Vernon and Petunia Dursley have vanished without a trace, leaving Dumbledore to find a safe home for Harry and Dudley. He begs a favor from a sorceror even more powerful than him, and gets more than he ever bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,074 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Ryouga vs the Road Runner by Rowan Seven reviews
The title explains itself.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Ryoga - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 938 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,656 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and the Magic Factory by DisobedienceWriter reviews
ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,103 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
My Daughter by TheRealThing reviews
What if Darth Vader had realized who Princess Leia was when they met face to face? What would he have done differently had he known? Obviously an AU story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 208,239 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 366 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Heir to the Empire by Ozzallos reviews
Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Totally My Squadron by Darthishtar reviews
Rogue Squadron needs new pilots, but what will Wedge Antilles do when a Valley Girl comes to apply? An authorized story in the Pink 5 universe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Just Like House Without The Limp by Riona reviews
When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.
Crossover - Scrubs & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 183 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Minion by Gevaisa reviews
In his home country of Latveria, it's Doctor Doom who is the hero, and Reed Richards who is the villain... Rating is for sexual content.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 89 - Words: 180,032 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Ah! My Ranma One Half! by Ozzallos reviews
The battle with Saffron causes an instabiity in the Yggradsil, and with it, some minor changes to Ranma's file, namely an upgrade to that of Goddess of Luck First Class! Ranma copes, changes and gets into trouble. 6 parts eventially.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 76,900 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005
I Do by Innortal reviews
A class assignment turns Shinji's life upside down, as his partner is one to treat all things as realworld situations.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,953 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005
Or Maybe Midgets by Marcus Rowland reviews
Ever wonder why Anya mentioned midgets in her song? Here's an answer! A BtVS Time Bandits crossover in eleven hundredword Drabbles, complete.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Anya J. - Complete
Tsukimaonichuan: Spring of Drowned Moon Cat by Innortal reviews
You asked for it, and here it is. Ranma fell into Tsukimaonichuan: Spring of Drowned Moon Cat. How will he fair as Minako's advisor?
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
Blackadder and the Doctor by RapidEyeMovement reviews
BlackadderDoctor Who crossover. Various members of the Blackadder dynasty have brief encounters with various incarnations of the Doctor across British history.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Hellblazer: Hogwarts by Camwyn reviews
Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,555 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 7/24/2004
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Auction by Jedi-lover reviews
Luke participates in a charity bachelor auction
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Meet the Skywalkers by LVB reviews
AU. Anakin and his family are meeting up for their weekend away at their Naboo lake retreat. What happens when his 18 year old daughter brings home an unwanted guest? COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,744 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Han S. - Complete
Change is the Only Constant by Mara Greengrass reviews
When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.
Crossover - Batman & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, G. House
Vader's Problem by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Sith have a new enemy - but at least Vader's got new robes.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Darth Vader
Shinji Almighty by Gregg Landsman reviews
Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 12/17/2002
Akane the Suicidal by WFROSE reviews
A different spin on the Akane/Ranma relationship... (heh) [Complete!]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,464 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Complete
Misato's Predicament by Ammadeau reviews
Misato has a problem, but her indirect solution ends up making it everyone's problem. Co-writen with Lara Bartram.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2001
Sick Day by Evilkeen reviews
Gendo Ikari--the most powerful and feared man in the world...calls in sick. Then the real crisis begins...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2001 - Published: 3/19/2001
Sailor Hellblazer by RpM1 reviews
A Sailor Moon/John Constantine: Hellblazer crossover. Co-written with David Tai. Gemma Masters was destined to become a Sailor Scout. But then Destiny ran headfirst into John Constantine first.
Vertigo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,432 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/4/2001
Neon Genesis Evanjellydonut by Shizumaru reviews
Evangelion on crack cut with sugar. Spoofy fun goodness.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,862 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 1/14/2001
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