Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo. I'm Karm Starkiller, as you can see. Karm is the main character in my first Star Wars fic and I decided to use her name for my pen name here on FF.net. Yes, Karm is rather a Mary Sue. I'll get around to re-writing that story one of these days...

I have a few multi-chapter fics up, but they're all coming along very slowly, if at all. Yes, I feel horribly guilty over it. *cries* I think oneshots and ficlets may be more my thing - they're easier to finish, and plus it makes me look like a prolific author if I have a bunch of little stories instead of a few long ones! ;)

I'm pleased to announce that I have a community called "Prince of the Halflings", containing only non-slashy fics about Pippin Took. I add pretty much any Pippin-centric story I enjoyed reading. There's some humor, some friendship, a little hurt/comfort and angst, but nothing too serious. I sort through the junk and slash so I need therapy afterwards and you don't!

My fandoms: J. R. R. Tolkien/Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Case Closed/Detective Conan, Inuyasha (anime), Pirates of the Carribean, The Chronicles of Narnia

Favourite characters: The Doctor (all of him), Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Rory Williams, Astrid Peth, Jenny, R2-D2, C-3PO, Mara Jade, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Han Solo, Qui-Gon Jinn, Sherlock Holmes, Dr. John Watson, Reepicheep, Peter, Aslan, Caspian, Bree, Hwin, Shasta, Puddleglum, Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Pippin, Merry, Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Eowyn, Elrond, Earendil, Luthien, Turin Turambar, Orome, Gandalf

Confessions: I'm scared of angel statues, Ringwraiths, thunderstorms, looking stupid in front of people, and I'm kinda scared of fear, which is very much possible. I fangirl David Tennant and Billy Boyd despite my best efforts not to. The reason I try very hard to not fangirl is because I'm really not interested in any kind of romance-y stuff, and I'm rather embarrassed about discovering that I have a weakness for skinny Scottish blokes. As absurd as Russell T. Davies got at times, I like his episodes better than Steven Moffat's. Go ahead and shoot me, I don't care. Moffat is a genius, but Doctor Who isn't as fun as it used to be IMHO.

Explanations of fanfiction terminology:

Slash: same-gender romance

Drabble: a mini-story 100 words long. Related words include 'trabble', or triple drabble of 300 words; double drabble, 200 words

Oneshot: a one-off short story posted as a single chapter. Related words include 'two-shot', which is a two-chapter story.

Mary Sue: Actually rather hard to define, but usually described as a female character of such perfection and beauty that you just want to puke. The Sue comes in many forms, such as the evil Dark Sue, the Long-lost Princess, the Champion of Repressed Women, and the Hot Guy's Soulmate. Usually a self-insert written by a hormonal teenaged girl.

Self-insert: A character who is basically a version of the person writing the story. Usually a Mary Sue. The term also refers to a story featuring a self-insert character.

Beta: a proofreader/editor; when used as a verb, to proofread a story for someone

Lemon: A smutty story written solely for the sake of being smutty.

Send me a message if there's something you would like explained. :)

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Ways to annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go "Eeeeeewww!" whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress like one of the characters. Talk to the actors on screen as if you really were that character.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

Stuff to do on an elevator that WILL help your image, as in, your CRAZY image
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at every floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.
10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will
never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Yell,"Group hug!" and then enforce it.
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. When they answer, glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."
38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.
39. Introduce yourself as Dark Lord of the Sith.
40. Announce that you're going to Olympus on the 6ooth floor because you didn't steal any lightening.
41. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.
42. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.
43. Hold a ring and say "My... preciousss..."

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, Destiny J. Adams, Shotzee1881, ladychristythenoble, My Beautiful Ending, Arlothia, Karm Starkiller

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it even longer.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization page.

If you're obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would live in your local library, and never leave, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Twilight's-Red-Moon, xxHopelessDreamerxx, The.Consumate.Critc, Metalstrike, Karm Starkiller

If you think Twilight has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile.

If you think Nemesis, Wolf, Blaze, and all the other real people in Therapy/Craziness ROCK, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Karm Starkiller

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals, Isis the Sphinx, Karm Starkiller

Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. It is written that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. If you are a geek and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile, and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.'

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller

I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...
... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke.
... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'
... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.
... you address your teachers as "Master."
... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.
... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.
... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.
... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.
... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.
... you even know what a jung ma is.
... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.
... you know how to write in Aurebesh.
... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'
... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.
... you understand any of this.

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was ipmorantt! Taht is so cool!

Write down ten random characters. OCs allowed!

Actually, I'm going to use the first through tenth Doctors. If you don't watch Doctor Who you won't understand any of the following answers. If you do watch Doctor Who, you will probably have to check yourself into a hospital for excessive laughter.

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Ack! Doctor! Wait... You're the Doctor! Yes! Woohoo! But why couldn't you be 10? Where's the TARDIS? What's Susan's mother's name? Were you married, or was Susan's mother grown in a lab? Are you sure you can't come back for me when you're older, but look younger? Is your name the Doctor, or Doctor Who? Why does Susan have a human name? What's -- no, wait! Doctor, come back! I wanna come with you! Doctor? DOCTOR!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: *shouting* Get out of here, Time Lord! Why can't you knock first, for Rassilon's sake! I'm gonna reverse your polarity and shove it down your dandified throat if you don't get out of here RIGHT NOW!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, with celery sticks on the side... at least we'll know if there are any gases in the Praxis range present, with all this celery around. I'm just kidding, Doctor, it's fantastic.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: *steals his patchwork coat and throws it into the ocean, snickering* Now you'll have to find something to wear that's less of an eyesore.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

7: Oh, and by the way, it seems that I'm part of yourrrrr family.
Me: Oh wow... how? *faints from the sheer awesomeness of the news*

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

8: I have to get out of here! Last time I was in a hospital, they killed me! You have to help me get out!
Me: Whoa, Doctor, take it easy. You're on the ground floor, climb out a window or something. You're the Doctor, for crying out loud, stop freaking out and think. Here's your sonic screwdriver, that should help.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

9: Stupid apes, you're all just a bunch of stupid apes!
Me: *sighs and rolls eyes* Yes, Doctor, we know. Anything else you'd like to say?

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Doctor, why are you ignoring me? Are you mad at me or something? It's not like I'm to blame for all the horrible fanfiction that's been written about you. I stick up for you all the time, and... oh. You found the notebook I keep hidden under my mattress, the one with "Do Not Let 10 See What You Wrote In This Notebook" written all over the cover. Um... *giggles weakly*

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

1: Dear me, there seem to be two serial killers hunting you down. *goes off on a long rambling monologue about serial killers throughout history*
Me: For Rassilon's sake, Doctor! *stomps off into the TARDIS*

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Me: *weakly* I think I've broken something... I'm bleeding... *passes out*
2: Oh, my giddy aunt! She fainted at the sight of a few drops of her own blood! Jamie, carry her back to the TARDIS sick bay, there's a good fellow.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

3: Happy birthday, young lady.
Me: Oh look, an intramolecular polarity phasing buffer. Just what I've always wanted... how do I turn it on?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

4: *comes up with something clever that involves a sonic screwdriver, a 12-foot-long wool scarf, a bag of jelly babies*
Firemen: *gets me out of the house and put out the fire while the Doctor's trying to get his plan to work*

5 sees you about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Me: Oh look, it's Soandso! Just think, tomorrow at dinner he's going to--
5: *cuts me off* What splendid weather we're having. Perfect for a game of cricket. What do you say?
Me: Oops, me and my big time-traveling mouth. Cricket. Sure. What are the rules again?
5: *sigh*

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

1: What? Now see here, young lady, you can't go and marry me. I simply won't permit it!
Me: This is the fangirl's dream right here, but I really don't think it would work. At all. Um, Doctor, consider the engagement off as of right now.
10: Thank goodness, I was wondering how far you'd go before realizing that. Did you see those 10/Rose fanatics? The looks on their faces were priceless! *cracks up laughing*
Me: I know! *also cracks up laughing*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Me: *crying* Your future self dumped me!
7: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. What do you say to visiting the Eye of Orion? That always makes me feel better about things.
Me: *sniffle* Okay.
Me, thinking: Yes! It worked! I got him to take me to the Eye of Orion!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

9: Come on, you humans are capable of so much more than this!
Me: Oh, cut it out! You're not helping the concentration here!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

10: What? What's so funny?
Me: *gasp* The next *chortle* question *snerk* on this quiz!
10: *reads* What? What?! WHAT?!
Me: *is still laughing*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Erm... the potential to be a wonderful chap, all of them?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

3: I refuse to participate in this 'dating' business! *goes sulkily back to the TARDIS to reverse the polarity of something*
Me: O.o Oookay... so this means you're not going to take me to Gallifrey, I presume? So much for meeting the Doctor's parents.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

That's just sick. Did Jack Harkness write this quiz or something?

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

O.O Wha-- how-- What in the name of Rassilon is going on here, Doctor?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

What, it's doesn't look like Mel's hair, does it? *panics and runs to find a mirror*

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Um... doesn't the name Grace Holloway mean anything to you? You only kissed her three times. Besides, you don't need a girlfriend.*runs away and snickers*

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his/her love by sending an email. Now what?

reads email* Oh Force, this wasn't supposed to happen. *types* Dear Doctor, DID YOU READ OVER THAT EMAIL BEFORE YOU SENT IT? Your traveling companion, Karm Starkiller.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: *keels over in shock*
1: Dear me!
10: Jack Harkness, I need to talk to you RIIIIIIGHT NOW!

Would 2 trust 5?

2: *eyes 5*
5: *eyes 2*
Me: Good grief, you're the same person. And you worked together in "The Five Doctors", so what's the big deal? *rolls eyes* Guys...

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

4: *is bored and pokes 10*
10: Aw, it's you! Brilliant! The coat, the hat, the scarf... Mind you, I can see why you wear that hat. Would you mind putting it back on?
Me: *steals 4's scarf while he's busy offering 10 a jelly baby*

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

1: Do you know, I rather think I'd be good at chemistry.
5: As long as I don't have to take that temporal physics class with the Master again, I don't particularly care.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

They'd be too busy arguing to cook. Peri and Jo would roll their eyes and leave for a girl's night out.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

9: You don't have any openings for a position that involves putting myself into mortal danger on a regular basis? No thanks, I like my death wish.
7: May I suggest that you regenerate soon and get over your survivor's guilt?
9: *glare*

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Me: Nooo! Not 5's golden retriever hair! Bad, bad 8!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

6: It's a blank sheet of paper.
9: Yeah it is. So? *crosses his arms and looks 9-ish*

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

10: So I ended up falling in love with Rose and went all emo after she ended up in a parallel world.
9: Idiot... my replacement is an idiot.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

10: Oi! That hurt! *glares at 1*
1: Shouldn't you be worried about the fact that you just touched your timeline twin and could cause the universe to rip apart?!
10: You're the one who kicked me!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

9: *shakes the message at 2* What were you thinking?!
2: Oh dear, this is very bad.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

5: Can't we just go play a game of cricket instead of all this hassle?
6: I refuse to be ordered about by Mel any more! *stomps off*

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

6: After all the times she's insulted my fashion sense, I don't think I want to go to Karm's birthday. Hmph!
Me: What fashion sense? You have less fashion sense than me, and that's saying a lot.

7 won the lottery?

7: What would I want with the lottery, except when I arrange for someone to win it so they'll be out of the way? Hm... that gives me an idea... *scurries back to the TARDIS* Come along, Ace!

8 had quite a big secret?

8: All that snogging... Rassilon help me, I swear I didn't mean to do it, but something just came over me.

9 became a singer?

Me: Doctor, don't. Just... don't.

10 got a daughter?

He did. Although she was actually a modified clone, not a proper daughter. JENNY FOREVER!

What would 1 think of 2?

1: So you're my replacement, eh? A clown, a cosmic hobo! Hmph!

How would 3 greet 4?

3: So you're my replacement, hm? You're useless. All you do is run about looking silly with that absurd scarf of yours.
4: Nice to see you again. Would you like a jelly baby?

What would 4 envy about 5?

4: You're the first one of me to have proper fangirls.
5: Do you really think that's a good thing?

What dream would 5 have about 6?

5: I'm never going to try to visualize my future incarnations again!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're the same person, I'll give them that. Other than that... not much.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

7: Why couldn't you have left a note for me at some point, warning me to check the scanner before stepping out of the TARDIS into the middle of a gang fight!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Nothing. 10 knows everything about 9.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

10: Help, he's threatening to hit me with that walking stick! *runs away*

How do you feel right now?

Loving the idea of the first through tenth Doctors meeting up... I think I might go read that epic "The Ten Doctors" webcomic again!

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