Hey!!

My name is Jennifer. I like reading, dance, and music. My two favorite series are Harry Potter and Twilight. I dance and play the violin, and I sorta kinda play bass (string bass not the guitar). My two best friends are Meghan and Christina, they both write (not fanfics).

5/25/09 Sorry I haven't updated. I've been really busy. I'm hoping to maybe update once before school gets out (June 25). After that updates will be frequent.

I posted my fanfic!!

It's called Wash Away My Sorrow. It's all human and its more categories than just romance, but I couldn't decide in just two. Here's a more detailed summary with all the categories:

Bella, ALice, and Rosalie all have difficult lives. THey go on a roadtrip with an excuse to celebrate almost being done college, but all know its to get away. While staying in Forks to visit the Olympic Pennisula, a flood comes stranding them there, in a hotel owned by a certain trio. These three end up changing their lives. Sadly eventually they must return to college leaving them behind. More drama comes along, will they ever be allowed to get back together?

Romance/Drama/Some Humor/Hurt/Comfort/Friendship/Some Angst

Go check out my FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~musicaldancer7700 to read my story The Silence. Summary:Alyson Jackson is a deaf genius. One summer she sets up a tutoring business. She loves it, all but one student. She thinks he's annoying and too arrogant. But he's determined to win her. Will he end up making or breaking her perfect summer? T just in case

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Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.

Don't worry Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

God created boys before girls, because you make to rough draft before you create a masterpiece

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If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?

Where's that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Do stairs go up or down?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night

You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You

"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"

"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."

"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."

"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."

"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"

"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"

“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

Sometimes, the dreams that come true are the dreams you never knew you had.

"When someone says "nothing is impossible" ask them to dribble a football."

Edward Cullen-Sexier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen-Stronger than you since 1916

Jasper Hale-Charming ladies since 1843

Rosalie Hale-Better than you since 1916

Alice Cullen-Quirkier than you since 1901

Bella Swan

Luckier than you will ever be.

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1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do stores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

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10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.